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Liz Jasper (Author)
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January 29, 2008
Underdead By Liz Jasper Science teacher Jo Gartner thinks teaching geology to hormonal pre-teens is deadly...until she is bitten by an inept vampire and becomes Underdead all the problems of being a vampire, none of the perks. When she finds a body on her classroom floor with teeth marks in his neck, she must figure out whodunnit before her Underdead secret gets out. But she's running out of time. The detective in charge of the case is dogging her every move, her vampire traits are evolving in new and embarrassing ways, and someone wants Jo dead...the traditional way!

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EPPIE Award winner for Best Mystery

"Jo is terrific! An entertaining lighthearted romp!"
~~Midwest Book Review

"Kept me on the edge of my seat anxious to find out more. I was thoroughly engaged from beginning to end. This is a great story to curl up with on a rainy day."
~~Coffee Time Romance


"Hilariously funny...a page-turner extraordinaire"
~~MyShelf

"Not your typical vampire story, it's better!"
 ~~ Two Lips Reviews
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About the Author

Liz Jasper's first novel, Underdead, won the 2008 EPPIE Award for Best Mystery. The sequel, Underdead In Denial, was published the following year to critical acclaim. Since then she has written a YA novel and is currently back to work on her next Underdead book. Liz lives in California near hiking trails and good public libraries, in a house where chocolate is welcome and the resident cat gets fatter and lazier every year. Why does Liz enjoy writing paranormals? With a career path that has gone from teaching middle school science to economics and finance, writing about blood-sucking demons was only natural. Find Liz at: http://lizjasper.com http://www.facebook.com http://twitter.com/#!/AuthorLizJasper --This text refers to an alternate Paperback edition.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 276 pages
  • Publisher: Cerridwen Press (January 29, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1419956833
  • ISBN-13: 978-1419956836
  • Product Dimensions: 8.1 x 5.2 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 10.4 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (26 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,434,043 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Liz Jasper always enjoyed writing, but in college and graduate school dutifully studied things that would make her "marketable." Fortunately, she loved her stint as a middle school science teacher (most of the time), her time working as a business analyst and still really enjoys her most recent career switch into financial planning.

And yet...while teaching, doing five-page math problems in graduate school, and doing some serious bonding with Excel in the "real world", she kept haunting bookstores and compulsively read her way through the library system's fiction sections in three counties. She took unreasonable joy in fact that, while she very properly interned for a bank during business school, part of what she did for them was write magazine articles. The award she's secretly most proud of? Her high school English department award.

Being a clever analyst, she eventually admitted she'd always wanted to write novels. And then she went ahead and wrote one. She shoved that in a drawer, took some classes and started again.

Why does she write books with a paranormal bent? After five years teaching middle school followed by way too much time spent crunching numbers, writing about blood-sucking demons was only natural.

 

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5.0 out of 5 stars ONE OF MY TOP TEN PICKS OF THE YEAR, July 23, 2008
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New author Liz Jasper uses her terrific sense of humor to carve a special niche in the vampire mystery genre. She made me laugh, giggle, and kept me from getting any sleep because I couldn't stop reading "Underdead."

When Jo Gartner, a middle school science teacher meets a hot guy in a club and his neck nuzzle turns into a bite, she discovers the perils of cavorting with vampires. She not only has to contend with some peculiar physical maladies, but when one of her fellow middle school teachers is murdered, she becomes the chief suspect.

A well written cozy with humor, suspense and a little romance. What more could you ask for?
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars amusing fast-paced paranormal whodunit, July 27, 2008
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In Long Beach, California, Jo Gartner teaches geology to the hormonal crowd, eighth graders. She attends a boring Christmas party with her best friends, high school science teachers Becky and Carol when the spiked and dyed hair Korean-American Becky informs her a hot dude in black is eying her like the last piece of Carol's chocolate cake. After dodging Roger, Jo says no way, but Becky persuades her to talk to the hunk worth dying for. Will insists Jo needed rescuing from ennui and besides he explains he loves Jane Austen.

They go outside to talk further, but instead of Pride and Prejudice, he bites her neck. Jo is clueless to what his nip means as Will is a vampire who has turned the science teacher into an underdead; an almost vampire, sort of like being almost pregnant, as she has all the issues like sunburn and no bread to cope with, but none of the benefits. Gavin the vampire hunter arrives to either kill or help her. Meanwhile Jo struggles with her blood attraction and loathing of Will; while his vampiress lover rejects the notion of sharing his neck. Soon afterward another teacher is killed with phony vampiric bites on the neck in Jo's classroom. However, learning vampirism 101 and amateur sleuthing still seems relatively easy to Jo after teaching eighth graders and worrying how her mom will react.

Using amusing hyperbole to stereotype the negative side of vampirism, this tongue in cheek (and teeth on neck) tale is an amusing fast-paced paranormal whodunit that the audience will enjoy because of the combination of suspense, romance and the supernatural. Jo is terrific as the focus of the storyline; she muses how she went from dateless to a triangle and one in the romance department while working on a mystery and surviving eighth grade. as Liz Jasper writes an entertaining lighthearted romp.

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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars a great mystery read, May 21, 2008
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Liz Jaspar writes a great vampire mystery book. Well crafted and written it is perfect for a teen or grandparent and all in between. What fun. I hope she writes more soon
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