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Unholy Romance! [Kindle Edition]

Derick Hudson
4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)

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Amazon Reviews:
“Nothing could have prepared me for the brilliance of this book.”

“I laughed from start to finish; some of the one-liners are priceless!”

“Derick leaves all worries about controversy and blasphemy at the door and takes this comic novel where a lot of authors are afraid to go!”

“I practically fell off the chair reading it Tears were tripping me.”

“I sat down and read it cover to end in one go (food breaks necessary) as it had me hooked from the start.”

“This is one of the most humorous books I have read in a long time, every page made me smile and laugh out loud.”

“Hilarious and I laughed my head off all the way through it.”

“I read it it in half a day and laughed so much my face actually ached....”

“I read Unholy Romance! in one sitting as I couldn't put it down - the hook was fantastic.”


Plot:
Unholy Romance! is a hilarious story about Jesus Christ’s second coming. His task, if he can manage to stay alive this time, is to conceive a new set of Commandments which are more relevant to the 21st century than those left behind in stone by ‘old lick-arse’ Moses.

For thirty days, Jesus must live amongst the human race as one of their own, adopting their ways, savage and all as that may be. By doing this he will learn to appreciate his subjects true motivations and so develop more appropriate Commandments. His only ammunition on earth during his brief stay is an allowance of three miracles. As instructed by his dad, God the Father, Jesus must communicate the Commandments to the people through a diary, which he will leave behind as the new Bible. It is this diary that forms the basis for Unholy Romance!

Above all else, this is a tale of an unlikely and ultimately passionate romance between Jesus Christ and Megan Milligan, a feisty, Irish phone sex operator and devoted atheist, as they struggle to come to terms with an unplanned pregnancy!

TARGET MARKET:
Anyone over eighteen who can laugh at life without fear of ending up in Costa del Hell!

THE REVIEWS:
‘I was in floods of laughter. A great read.’
NOAH
‘It definitely shows a darker side to Jesus, which I would be delighted to take the credit for.’
THE DEVIL
‘I may yet take a libel action against Jesus for defamation of character. I do not have a drink problem and am not a rampant homosexual, as seems to be portrayed in the book.’
THE HOLY SPIRIT
‘I have the inside track on the book, which I will sell to the highest bidder.’
JUDAS
‘I wash my hands of this disturbingly controversial page turner.’
PONTIUS PILATE
‘I’d need to see some evidence that Jesus actually wrote this book before commenting.’
DOUBTING THOMAS
‘Go on my son!’
GOD THE FATHER
‘I could have done with this great read while I was lost in the desert, when all I had for entertainment was a bunch of ‘are we there yet?’ moaners!
MOSES
‘It’s a great book of two halves…and a cover!
KING SOLOMON

LITERARY AGENT COMMENT:
"Other samples on the subject of Jesus' return to modern earth have passed across our desks here, but none have shown such promise. I do think this is hilarious and would like to see it in print"
PMA Literary & Film Management INC, New York.

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Editorial Reviews

About the Author

Hi all! I'm a deeply passionate individual and want to rock your world, literally. I also want to make you laugh out loud so much that you get tinnitus! I hope you enjoy my hilarious Irish romcom, 'Dysfunctional Romance!' and slightly more controversial but equally hilarious 'spiritual' romcom/parody, 'Unholy Romance!' Website/Blog: www.derickhudson.blogspot.com Twitter: www.twitter.com/Derick_Hudson Cheers, Derick :-)

Product Details

  • File Size: 1851 KB
  • Print Length: 164 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 147837277X
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00ACOADYC
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #899,313 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Another GREAT Read!! December 5, 2012
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What a wonderful second novel!! But just like the first (Dysfunctional Romance), I actually found myself laughing-out-loud! I, for one, would love to think that God has a sense of humor and if He truly does - He would give this book 5 stars!! And also, I will never see a spoon again without thinking of Jesus Christ - a much more pleasant image!!! LOL
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Irreverently Funny March 27, 2013
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Definitely not a story for devout Christians who are easily offended. Fortunately for the author, I'm not easily bothered by his off kilter sense of humor. Hudson is a breath of fresh air. This story & Dysfunctional Romance are unique and very entertaining. Good job!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Learn your new commadments March 20, 2014
By S.H.
Format:Kindle Edition
This book was way too funny! Being a non Christian I found this book to be hilarious!!!!!!!
Replace your crosses with spoons and don't take part in reality TV. I know of some uptight religious people that would fall over dead from reading this hilarious book about a so called God and he's so called ideas and rules for Christians. Like God leaving out the commandment of forbidding Catholic priests of acting out sexual fantasies. And twelve commandment's instead of 10.
Commandment number two had to be my favorite. Bring on the yummy chocolates LOL! So if your not easily offended READ THIS BOOK!!! And if you are a Christian that is still easily offended you still NEED to read this book and see that some of use don't care about your so called rules.
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More About the Author

Hi all!

I'm a deeply passionate and energetic individual and want to rock your world, literally. I also want to make you laugh out loud so much that you get tinnitus...or scare the bejesus out of you so much that you become incontinent!

Hope you enjoy my hilarious romcoms, Dysfunctional Romance and Dysfunctional Romance 'The break-up!', my slightly more scandalous but equally hilarious 'spiritual' romcom/parody, Unholy Romance, my VERY scary and controversial thrillers, Asphyxia and Infallible, and my 'young adult' paranormal vampire extravaganza, Fiend Street!

Website/Blog: www.derickhudson.blogspot.com
Twitter: www.twitter.com/Derick_Hudson
Cheers,

Derick :-)

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