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Unholy Romance! [Kindle Edition]

Derick Hudson
4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)

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Amazon Reviews:
“Nothing could have prepared me for the brilliance of this book.”

“I laughed from start to finish; some of the one-liners are priceless!”

“Derick leaves all worries about controversy and blasphemy at the door and takes this comic novel where a lot of authors are afraid to go!”

“I practically fell off the chair reading it Tears were tripping me.”

“I sat down and read it cover to end in one go (food breaks necessary) as it had me hooked from the start.”

“This is one of the most humorous books I have read in a long time, every page made me smile and laugh out loud.”

“Hilarious and I laughed my head off all the way through it.”

“I read it it in half a day and laughed so much my face actually ached....”

“I read Unholy Romance! in one sitting as I couldn't put it down - the hook was fantastic.”

Unholy Romance! is a hilarious story about Jesus Christ’s second coming. His task, if he can manage to stay alive this time, is to conceive a new set of Commandments which are more relevant to the 21st century than those left behind in stone by ‘old lick-arse’ Moses.

For thirty days, Jesus must live amongst the human race as one of their own, adopting their ways, savage and all as that may be. By doing this he will learn to appreciate his subjects true motivations and so develop more appropriate Commandments. His only ammunition on earth during his brief stay is an allowance of three miracles. As instructed by his dad, God the Father, Jesus must communicate the Commandments to the people through a diary, which he will leave behind as the new Bible. It is this diary that forms the basis for Unholy Romance!

Above all else, this is a tale of an unlikely and ultimately passionate romance between Jesus Christ and Megan Milligan, a feisty, Irish phone sex operator and devoted atheist, as they struggle to come to terms with an unplanned pregnancy!

Anyone over eighteen who can laugh at life without fear of ending up in Costa del Hell!

‘I was in floods of laughter. A great read.’
‘It definitely shows a darker side to Jesus, which I would be delighted to take the credit for.’
‘I may yet take a libel action against Jesus for defamation of character. I do not have a drink problem and am not a rampant homosexual, as seems to be portrayed in the book.’
‘I have the inside track on the book, which I will sell to the highest bidder.’
‘I wash my hands of this disturbingly controversial page turner.’
‘I’d need to see some evidence that Jesus actually wrote this book before commenting.’
‘Go on my son!’
‘I could have done with this great read while I was lost in the desert, when all I had for entertainment was a bunch of ‘are we there yet?’ moaners!
‘It’s a great book of two halves…and a cover!

"Other samples on the subject of Jesus' return to modern earth have passed across our desks here, but none have shown such promise. I do think this is hilarious and would like to see it in print"
PMA Literary & Film Management INC, New York.

Editorial Reviews

About the Author

Hi all! I'm a deeply passionate individual and want to rock your world, literally. I also want to make you laugh out loud so much that you get tinnitus! I hope you enjoy my hilarious Irish romcom, 'Dysfunctional Romance!' and slightly more controversial but equally hilarious 'spiritual' romcom/parody, 'Unholy Romance!' Website/Blog: Twitter: Cheers, Derick :-)

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  • File Size: 1851 KB
  • Print Length: 164 pages
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #590,776 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Another GREAT Read!! December 5, 2012
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What a wonderful second novel!! But just like the first (Dysfunctional Romance), I actually found myself laughing-out-loud! I, for one, would love to think that God has a sense of humor and if He truly does - He would give this book 5 stars!! And also, I will never see a spoon again without thinking of Jesus Christ - a much more pleasant image!!! LOL
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4.0 out of 5 stars Irreverently Funny March 27, 2013
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Definitely not a story for devout Christians who are easily offended. Fortunately for the author, I'm not easily bothered by his off kilter sense of humor. Hudson is a breath of fresh air. This story & Dysfunctional Romance are unique and very entertaining. Good job!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars The Bible- newer and improved testament August 28, 2014
If pokes at religion, God, Jesus, Mary, and the rest of the flock upset you or maybe you consider it sacrilegious and offensive, then you will want to avoid this bit of blasphemy written by what appears to be the devils' minion himself, Derick Hudson. But I hope to God you are not so you can read this hilariously funny book. I had this in my kindle for over a year before I got to it and I'm kicking myself because it's so insanely good. If you need a laugh and just want to read something incredibly witty- buy this one now. I found myself thinking over and over- where does he get these ideas and think of such crazy things to write. It's really good and I think Jesus would be happy if you bought it to because he's feeling a bit irrelevant lately.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars best read iv had in years, and i read all the time! July 26, 2014
I wish I could give this book a 6, well I just did!! iv tweeted that I don't do romance books but this is hardly that! loved it, was a grand idea using jesus & da family in the today world iv never come across that before. im glad I read this book as if im out & about something will jog my memory about the book and im smileing like god the cat (I may look bit silly at the lights me sat there grining like a Cheshire cat!!) is clever is funny I didn't want to put it down. I hope in the future we could see how jesus & the family are getting along. will have to be a book from derrick soon as iv nearly read them all, and iv enjoyed every one so far. thanks to derrick for giving me what I needed, laughter.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious November 14, 2014
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'Unholy Romance' had me shaking my head and laughing out loud throughout the book. I never would have thought a book with Jesus, yes- the son of God, could be so far out there that it was hard to put down due to the authors ability to write such a hilarious read. The modernized commandments are so damn funny. This is definitely a great add to your tbr list. this is the only book I've read by Derick Hudson, but it will most definitely not be the last.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Real Laugh Out Loud Reading December 30, 2013
By Debs
Format:Kindle Edition
This book is the funniest I have ever read! People were actually giving me odd looks as I read it on the train and could not contain my involuntary laughter! Oh, how so much truth is told! The thought behind the story is one most of us have wondered about if it happened now....and the humour in how Derick has portrayed his story is brilliant! Daughter is now reading it and laughing out loud as I did! It was also quite heart warming. They say Good is close to Evil and Derick has found just the right way to tell of the odd but good to hear 'friendship' between Jesus and Lucifer to make it funny yet in no way offensive as he retains his own moral beliefs! This book brings Religion into the 21st century!!! I love the way this author writes and tells a story. Highly recommended!!
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More About the Author

Hi all!

I'm a deeply passionate and energetic individual and want to rock your world, literally. I also want to make you laugh out loud so much that you get tinnitus...or scare the bejesus out of you so much that you become incontinent!

Hope you enjoy my hilarious romcoms, Dysfunctional Romance and Dysfunctional Romance 'The break-up!', my slightly more scandalous but equally hilarious 'spiritual' romcom/parody, Unholy Romance, my VERY scary and controversial thrillers, Asphyxia and Infallible, and my 'young adult' paranormal vampire extravaganza, Fiend Street!


Derick :-)

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