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29 of 34 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Van Halen return to their hard-rock roots
In 1991 Van Halen released their ninth studio album "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge." It was their third album with lead singer Sammy Hagar and their first collaboration with producer Ted Templeman since "1984" (1984). Perhaps because Templeman was back at the helm as co-producer, "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" rocks a lot harder than its two processors "5150" (1986) and...
Published on September 14, 2005 by Daniel Maltzman

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3.0 out of 5 stars the only van/hagar album with balls
This is the only post David Lee Roth album by VH that I can listen to without cringing.The music is again rockin' & at times jazzy instead of sounding like 80's bubblegum.Hagar's voice is more powerful and has more feeling on this one than the previous two van hagar releases.Don't bother with any other V H albums released after 1984.
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29 of 34 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Van Halen return to their hard-rock roots, September 14, 2005
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Daniel Maltzman (Arlington, MA, USA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge (Audio CD)
In 1991 Van Halen released their ninth studio album "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge." It was their third album with lead singer Sammy Hagar and their first collaboration with producer Ted Templeman since "1984" (1984). Perhaps because Templeman was back at the helm as co-producer, "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" rocks a lot harder than its two processors "5150" (1986) and "OU812" (1988).

Released in the waning days of pop-metal, right before the onset of the alternative rock boom of '91, "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" eschews many of the commercial aspects of "5150" and "OU812." While the album overall is quite radio/MTV friendly, the album lacks the ballads and keyboards of Van Hagar's first two albums.

I find "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" to sound more like Sammy Hagar's 80s Geffen albums-"Standing Hampton" (1981), "Three Lock Box" (1982) and "VOA" (1984) as opposed to the early Van Hagar albums or classic Roth-era Van Halen. In short, "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" is meat-and-potatoes, no nonsense AOR rock n' roll.

Van Halen and Hagar's third collaboration saw all involved return to their roots, more or less. The band opted to make a great hard-rock album, as opposed to a more commercial adult-contemporary one.

While "5150" and "OU812" were strong, the band hadn't sounded so good in years. Unlike "OU812," you can actually hear Michael Anthony's bass. Drummer Alex Van Halen didn't play on some lame drum machine (as he did on "5150") and the tone and mix sounds much better here than it did on "5150" and "OU812." Sammy Hagar's lyrics showed more depth and he, as always, gives a fine vocal performance. And, it goes without saying that Eddie Van Halen sounds as great as ever, contributing at least a few screeching solos to each song. And while the band certainly rocks harder here than they did on the two proceeding albums, the song-writing was still strong. The album is filled with good hooks and sing-along melodies. Although some songs are better than others, there really isn't any filler on "For Unlawful Canal Knowledge."

Up to this point in the band's career, the overall tone of Van Halen's catalogue was celebratory. "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" represents the last album of that era. It was really the last feel-good Van Halen album. Although "Balance" (1995) is a fine album, it was a distinctly dark album released in a musical landscape that had abolished all traces of 80s rock (Van Halen, KISS, Aerosmith, were among those spared). "Van Halen 3" (1998) saw Van Halen experiment and venture out in a way that Van Halen's fans almost unanimously rejected. "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" was released at a time when bands like Poison and Warrant enjoyed mainstream popularity and huge commercial successes. Much like "Balance" reflected the dark musical landscape of the times, "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" reflected the sunny careless days of Beverley Hills 90210 and George H.W. Bush's "1000 points of light." That is not to say that "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" lacks substance, as the band shows depth in songs like "Right Now" and "Judgment Day." But the album's overall tone is bright and optimistic, unlike "Balance" which is pessimistic and dark.

"For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" opens up strong with the arena-rock anthem "Poundcake" which was the band's most rocking song since "Panama" (from "1984"). "

"Judgment Day," has a great groove and Hagar shows some depth with his questioning of the religious right and televangelists.

Although "Spanked" is mid-tempo, it never gets tepid. The lyrics are a little stupid, but stupid in a naïve, Sammy Hagar/jock rock kind-of-way, so I'll give Hagar a pass.

"Runaround" is just a fun song that keeps up the momentum.

"Pleasure Dome," whose meaning is obscure, is said to be a song about masturbation. This song has an almost mystical vibe to it, with a really cool drum roll-it's different for Van Halen and a really cool song.

Although the title of "In and Out" may lead one to believe it's just another stupid song about sex, it actually is far more substantive than that. The major point of the song being that life is hard and you have to pay debts throughout life.

Although not an album highlight, the catchy mid-paced "Man on a Mission" keeps the album going.

"The Dream is Over" is a personal favorite of mine. It has a great infectious groove, catchy sing-along chorus, and killer solos-in short, it has all the ingredients of the perfect Van Halen song. It's a song about letting go, of letting a dream die and moving on. "The Dream is Over" demonstrates Hagar's everyman wisdom at its best.

The album's huge hit and centerpiece "Right Now" introduced "Generation Y" to Van Halen. "Right Now" should silence Van Halen's detractors who claim that the band never had any songs with substance. Sammy Hagar's lyrics may not be witty and clever like Roth's, or profound like Lennon and Dylan's. However, as previously stated, Hagar's lyrics do encompass an "everyman wisdom"-a blue-collar insight that you learn though the school-of-hard-knocks, as opposed to reading Plato. "Right Now" shows this kind of insight. And while the song's theme-live in the present, forget about the past, don't worry about the future-may seem obvious, Hagar's lyrics are clever and memorable. He tells the theme in a way that puts life in perspective.

"316" is a short lullaby-like acoustic instrumental tribute to Eddie Van Halen's son, Wolfgang.

I see the upbeat "Top of the World" as a sequel to "Dreams" (from "5150"), but with guitar in place of synthesizers. This upbeat rocker is strong enough and a good way to conclude the album.

In all honesty, "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" can't touch the classic first six Van Halen albums-but very few ones can. Nor is "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" quite as strong as some of Sammy Hagar's solo albums-"Danger Zone" (1980), "Standing Hampton" (1981), and "Marching to Mars" (1997)-as some examples. Still, although Van Halen purists will never accept anything after "1984," "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" is a strong album that should please most fans.


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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Keeps you rockin', November 19, 1999
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Even though this is an older album, I still to this day listen to it...alot. Eddie's guitar is great as usual, and Sammy's vocals are outstanding. Its ashame he's no longer with them. Songs like "Poundcake" "Judgement Day" and "Man on a Mission" let you know just exactly who it is you're listening to. There's no mistaking Eddie's crunch sound on the guitar, and Sammy's dynamic vocals. Alex keeps it alive pounding the skins in a way only he can, and finally Mikey's bass is very noticable! If ever you think this album is under par, take a listen to VAN HALEN 3...you'll greatly appreciate the hard driving yet melodic Cardinal Knowledge album. Lets try another album like this one guys!
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Best of '90s Van Halen, September 10, 2004
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This album really sounds like a throwback to the best days of Van Halen in the '80's. The obvious difference is Sammy Hagar. Hagars' voice is really strong here and the music is great. Eddie's guitar and Alex on drums have never sounded better. I have to note here that on the song "Right Now" Alex's drums sound awesome! That song alone is worth buying this one.
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11 of 14 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Van Hagar in their prime, February 15, 2003
This review is from: For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge (Audio CD)
Many people may know this album best for the anthem/ballad "Right Now", which to this day is a fantastic, heartfelt song. But what many perhaps forget is that up until that track, which is the 9th track on the album, all of the tracks are pretty much hard rock. This in fact is probably the hardest rocking Van Hagar album of them all.

Sure "Poundcake" is a bit immature, but is fun hard rock. "Judgement Day" is an even better rocker, while "Runaround" is fantastically catchy. "Man On A Mission" could easily be the theme of this album, as Van Halen seemed to be on a mission to flat-out rock on this album. "The Dream Is Over" is an awesome anthem that starts off rocking hard but mellows out a bit at the chorus--the first sign of things slowing down on the album at all. And for sure "Top Of The World", while poppy, is a very positive way to end the album. This is the closest thing to a second ballad on the album (after "Right Now"), but it still rocks as a closing track.

I love all of the Van Hagar albums, ranking only "OU812" under five stars (although that album certainly has many strengths as well). While "5150" is still my favorite Van Hagar, this one is very close. A fantastic rock album that was this great band in their prime. Strongly recommended.

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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A Grandslam!, December 30, 1999
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Words can not describe the power of this album. From the drill sound in the beginning of pouncake and the hard driving force behind judgement day, to the heavy drum beat of pleasure dome and slick guitar work of dream is over, this cd has it all for metal fans. Sammy's voice has to be one of the greatest rock vices of our time. Roth could not even imagine hitting the notes that Hagar did in any of this era VH albums. Carnal Knowledge blisters your ears the way a good metal/hard rock cd should. Highly recommend
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10 of 13 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars The Ultimate Gumption Album!, December 9, 2001
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Following the previous, more poppy and ballad-laden Van Hagar albums, 5150 and 0U812, Eddie and Sammy were ready to concoct a rocker - And they succeeded in creating the most thematically coherent VH album yet. Coming as it did in 1991, just as grunge was about to dethrone pop metal, this almost seemed to anticipate the more raw, and less sugar sweet taste of things to come. In a nutshell, the album is about what's good in life, why it's hard to obtain, the struggles along the way, and why it's all worthwhile.

From the opening drill sound, the tectonic rumble of, "Poundcake", implores you to grab life by the balls and get your hands on some of that, "Fine, fine stuff". "Judgement Day" is a simple headbanger song which defends the logic of procrastination. "Spanked", is a shrewd, honest and funny look at the one-way street of phone sex. "Runaround", expresses the frustrations of the real life battle to find a lover. In "Pleasure Dome", Sammy explains, "I want my control back, but I'm afraid I'll lose that feeling".

"In 'N' Out", marks the beginning of the turnaround towards acceptance of the hardships one must endure to succeed. "Man On A Mission", is full-steam-ahead determination to persevere. The tight riffing of, "The Dream Is Over", wakes you up to the realization of the limitations of life, and the need to put aside your envy and jealousy to make the most of what you've got. The immediacy of "Right Now", fills one with resolve to begin anew the fruitful path of proactive behaviour. "316" is a winsome instrumental for Ed's newborn son Wolfgang. "Top Of The World", is the summit towards which the whole album has strived.

Whether you're jogging for exercise, cruising on the freeway, or walking around the city, this album is like rocket fuel for your mind when you're travelling. It's too positive and inspiring to just sit around and hear. The bandmembers have never sounded more excited and eager to be involved with each other. There should be a picture of this album in the dictionary beside the word "MOTIVATION!"

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars As much as I love The DLR era...., June 2, 2004
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...this album rocks pretty hard for a Van Halen album with Hagar.If you're looking for cheesy ballads like "Dreams" and "Love Walks In" well this is NOT the VH album for you.On this stint,Van Halen actually sounds like Van Halen again.Alex's thunderous drumming and Eddie's ear shattering guitar work really shine here especially on tracks like "Poundcake" and "Runaround" which find the band rockin' hard like the old days.If i were to point out a weakness on this album,I would have to say it would be the weird "Pleasure Dome" track.Kind of experimental on the band's part and just very "Un-Van Halen-like".But other than that,this is a hard rockin' album and probably the best with the red rocker.Now that they're back I wonder if they can cook up something real nice after the boring "Balance" album.However that new single is soundin' pretty hard and heavy...hopefully a sign of things to come!LONG LIVE VAN HALEN!!!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Great and underated cd!, February 29, 2004
This review is from: For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge (Audio CD)
"For unlawful carnal knowledge" by Van Halen is an awesome cd. The best songs are "Poundcake", "Dream is Over", and "Right Now"
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Sammy Van Hagar Get F.A.R.C.T.....!!!!, July 4, 2011
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Ok, where to start, i remember hearing this 20 or so years ago when it first came out and was blown away by Eddie's "Poundcake" drill guitar intro, thinking it was creative and hard rock as anything out there, The song and also the rest of the album has all dated well. I guess i must of been one of the 2nd generation fans to pick up on the band while Sammy Hagar was the vocalist because i don't pine and never have for the days of David Lee Roth, as i find Sammy a better singer, songwriter, musician, front man and personality in general , I have no problems with Dave and i am just being honest, im also a big fan of Chickenfoot and some of Sammys solo stuff. Anyhow, the song "Judgement Day" has got to be one of VH's heaviest songs till this point n time and it has Eddie and Sammy driving it along in equal parts, while "Spanked" musically is grungy as hell, the lyrics are pure throwaway and 80's pop metal cheese, i'll forgive Sammy and the boys because the rest of the album lifts above this, and also the next song "Runaway" is just a CLASSIC Van Halen track, great guitar, tight rhythm section and Sammy is also on fire lifting the song higher and higher.....:), not to mention the great guitar solo and breakdown!. The song "Pleasure Dome" veers into alternate territory and is a welcome addition to give the album a bit a variety and the band seem as tight as at anytime in there career, it's a song built to circle its own atmosphere and stands on its own. Then next comes a classic sounding late 80's rock tune "In N' Out" which kind of reminds me of the Chickenfoot song "Running Out" feel wise, funny that. Then, "Man On A Mission" continues the albums three song Plateau of good hard rock but not quite great, then......then "The Dream Is Over" comes along and is pure hard rock heaven, especially to those that are big fans of emotive hard rock, another classic hard rock track. Then............"Right Now"......one of the best if not THE best Van Halen track ever, Roth OR Hagar era. If a DLR fan can't admit that this is a classic track, he or she is a blind hearted and deaf fool, anybody else that has heard this song knows that this is just classic stuff from the Hagar led VH...... nuff said!. Then "316" comes along and is a short and nice instrumental tribute to Eddie's son and now bass player of the band Wolfgang. Finally "Top Of The World" Finish's what is a great VH album, one worth being in the collection of any hard rock fan, one for the ages!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Eddie is THE KING!!, August 22, 2005
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From start to finish F.U.C.K. does not dissappoint at all. From the kick-butt solo in Pleasure Dome, to the insane whammy techniques in SPANKED, or (for a respite from shred) the beautiful arppegio in 316. In my opinion, this is an album every guitarist, regardless of your style or skill, should own.My favorite Van Halen album by far! Rock music has sucked since the horrific grunge came along, mainly because everyone, except Sammy and the gang, gave up or followed instead of rebelling against the no-solo-no-talent-lame-tone guitar that has been infecting the radio for over a decade. So I salute Van Halen for never giving in to what is considered hip or cool.
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