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Unprotected [Explicit Lyrics, Live]

Robert Schimmel | Format: Audio CD

4.6 out of 5 stars See all reviews (18 customer reviews) |

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1. Hello Kalamazoo [Explicit] 4:22 $0.99

2. Theme Parks [Explicit] 5:34 $0.99

3. Premature Ejaculation [Explicit] 10:01 $0.99

4. Fake Breasts [Explicit] 1:43 $0.99

5. Commuter Planes [Explicit] 4:58 $0.99

6. The Gym Continued [Explicit] 3:11 $0.99

7. Heart Attack [Explicit] 13:12 Album Only

8. Talking During Sex [Explicit] 9:15 $0.99

9. My Daughter's Boyfriend [Explicit] 4:33 $0.99

10. My Daughter's Computer [Explicit] 4:45 $0.99

11. Sigmoidoscopy [Explicit] 5:35 $0.99

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Product Details

Audio CD (December 7, 1999)
Original Release Date: December 7, 1999
Number of Discs: 1
Format: Explicit Lyrics, Live
Label: Warner Bros / Wea
ASIN: B00002MZ3S
Also Available in: Audio Cassette | MP3 Download

Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars See all reviews (18 customer reviews)

Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #39,072 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)
- #17 in Music > Miscellaneous > Comedy > Shock Comedy
- #29 in Music > Miscellaneous > Comedy > Contemporary Comedy

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5.0 out of 5 stars The best, January 23, 2004

Marc Borger (Rockville, MD United States) - See all my reviews
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As a pretty big comedy fan thanks to XM radio, i have listened to a lot of comics and I own a lot of comic CD's (Mitch Hedberg, Bill Hicks, Emo Philips, Lewis Black, Steven Wright, Pablo Francisco etc.) and my absolute favorite is Unprotected. There is not a slow part on this CD and it never fails to bring everyone to tears on a long car ride. His quick and merciless wit is better than any other comic in the US. His family must be very understanding since he doesn't hesitate to include every detail of their personal lives in his act, but it all serves to create a punchline that we can all relate to. The highlights of this CD are his daughter's boyfriend and guidelines for resuming sex after a heart attack. I highly highly reccomend this.

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5.0 out of 5 stars RIP Robert, September 6, 2010

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Just read about the accident

Will miss your humor Bob

RIP Sir

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3.0 out of 5 stars Only some new material, April 14, 2007

A. SCHWARTZ "just an opinion" (Chicago, IL USA) - See all my reviews
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I had heard some of his material on XM radio, and his stuff is very, very funny. I ended up buying 2 of his CDs at the same time. What I didn't realize is that there is a large overlap of the same material from the CD "If you buy this CD, I can buy this car" to this HBO performance. Of the 2, I would recommend this one...but not both!

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4.0 out of 5 stars Unprotected
it just awesome!!!! I was laughing all the show! I listen it when driving in the morning....it is very good...highly recommended..

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4.0 out of 5 stars Just to recap
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Published on October 1, 2008 by Robert Moyses

5.0 out of 5 stars Wish it's on DVD
I saw Robert Schimmel's performance for Unprotected on HBO and thought it was funny as hell. It's very strange that a material and performance this good is not made available on... Read more

Published on March 27, 2007 by v1per

5.0 out of 5 stars Funny from Begining to End
This man is so irreverent and funny, its good to see comics who dont pull any punches. I laugh out loud everytime i listen to the cd.

Published on November 10, 2006 by J. Sulak

5.0 out of 5 stars video would be better!!!
mr.robert schimmel is the funniest comic i ever heard, but i think if he would sell it on video it would be a lot funnier. you can see the expresions behind the joke.... Read more

Published on May 20, 2002 by Gabriel Torres

5.0 out of 5 stars ROBERT SCHIMMEL RULES!
Robert Schimmel is one of the funniest comedians around. These CDs showcase his hilarious stand-up routines. Read more

Published on December 31, 2001

5.0 out of 5 stars Funniest man alive...
This is undoubtedly one of the funniest cds ever released. Robert Schimmel is one of the funniest comics alive today. I haven't laughed so hard in so long. Read more

Published on May 12, 2001 by Hans Carter

4.0 out of 5 stars Even women find this guy hysterical!
Robert Schimmel cracks me up. I laugh the loudest in comedy clubs when he comes to town, so I just had to get the CD to listen to -- when I'm at home... alone... Read more

Published on June 10, 2000

5.0 out of 5 stars This guy rocks
This cd is incredible,I always hear this guy on Howard Stern and he kills every time,I finally decided to buy the album and it was the best decision Ive made in awhile concerning... Read more

Published on March 14, 2000 by Devin Christianson

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