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Ted (Unrated Blu-ray + DVD + Digital Copy + UltraViolet) (2012)

Mark Wahlberg , Mila Kunis , Seth MacFarlane  |  R |  Blu-ray
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3,984 customer reviews)

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  • Actors: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis
  • Directors: Seth MacFarlane
  • Format: Multiple Formats, Blu-ray, Ultraviolet, Dolby, Dubbed, Subtitled, Widescreen
  • Language: English (Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo), English (Dolby Digital 5.1), English (DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1), French (Dolby Digital 5.1), French (DTS 5.1), Spanish (Dolby Digital 5.1), Spanish (DTS 5.1)
  • Subtitles: English, French, Spanish
  • Dubbed: English, Spanish
  • Region: All Regions
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
  • Number of discs: 2
  • Rated: R (Restricted)
  • Studio: Universal
  • DVD Release Date: December 11, 2012
  • Digital Copy Expiration Date: April 30, 2015 (Click here for more information)
  • Run Time: 107 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3,984 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B005LAII1C
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #6,477 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
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Special Features

  • Digital Copy of Ted (Subject to expiration. Go to NBCUCodes.com for details.)
  • Includes UltraViolet (Subject to expiration. Go to NBCUCodes.com for details.)
  • Deleted Scenes
  • Alternate Takes
  • Gag Reel
  • Ted: The Making Of
  • Teddy Bear Scuffle
  • Feature Commentary with Director/Co-Writer Seth MacFarlane, Co-Writer Alec Sulkin and Star Mark Wahlberg (Theatrical Version Only)
  • My Scenes
  • D-BOX
  • BD-Live
  • pocket BLU App

  • Editorial Reviews

    Product Description

    Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane delivers his signature boundary-pushing humor in the outrageous comedy-blockbuster critics are calling “hysterically funny!” (Peter Travers, Rolling Stone) John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) is a grown man whose cherished teddy bear came to life as the result of a childhood wish…and hasn’t left his side since. Can John’s relationship with longtime girlfriend, Lori (Mila Kunis), move forward with his lovably profane buddy in the picture?

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    Anyone who's watched Family Guy knows that its creator Seth MacFarlane has a lot of hang-ups. As outrageous as many of them are in their animated TV show forum, they get a real rundown in Ted, MacFarlane's multi-hyphenate debut in feature films. As the director, producer, cowriter, and voice artist behind the title character, MacFarlane riffs on pop culture, drug culture, religion, sex, bodily functions, and all things '80s with the kind of abandon that borders on offensive to pretty much anyone--if only it all weren't so spot-on funny. Ted is an utterly believable CGI teddy bear who comes to life in the arms of a friendless 8-year-old boy named John, who quickly grows up to be Mark Wahlberg. John has made a wish that the pudgy plush be a friend for forever, a deal that they both hold on to with genuine poignancy as the years roll by. Ted grows right along with John in voice, manner, attitude, and bad habits until they're both unmotivated layabouts who would rather do nothing more than swill beer, smoke dope, and watch the absurdly iconic '80s movie Flash Gordon over and over again to the exclusion of most everything else in life. John has managed to pick up a girlfriend named Lori (Mila Kunis), who somehow tolerates the pair of them--at least for a little while. Eventually she's annoyed enough with John for not putting away his childish things, thoughts, and behaviors that she demands Ted move out and let them move on as adults. Among all the conceits that Ted embraces is the fact that this fully anthropomorphized stuffed bear started life as a global celebrity sensation before everyone forgot about him. Now he's just a blue-collar Boston nobody who sucks on a bong, chases women, and makes dirty jokes at every opportunity while nobody pays attention. This could have been a generic lowbrow buddy movie in the Judd Apatow mold, which might have been a little funny with a human slob in the Ted role. But MacFarlane brings to the remarkably expressive CGI creation an astonishing and often shocking dynamic with his voice characterization and the consistently clever situations, which whiz by in a structure that's pretty similar to an episode of Family Guy. There are frequent non sequitur digressions and offhanded one-liners that MacFarlane could never get away with on TV. But in the raunchy, anything-goes world of Ted it's all fair game. In addition to farts, drugs, bodily functions, and all manner of sexual vulgarity, it's the slams or homages to the 1980s that are the butt of many of the best zingers or recurring jokes. There are several cameo appearances that may make for delighted double takes. And Sam Jones, the star of the ill-fated Flash Gordon, plays a version of himself that makes a running gag all the more ingenious and demonstrates how far MacFarlane will go to bring comedy down to his level of hilarity. Mark Wahlberg should be commended for being game enough to participate and absolutely shows the comedy chops to make his scenes with Ted come alive. Technically the movie is a wonder as the two-foot Ted blends into the real world with complete believability even as he spouts some of the most outrageous dialogue this side of The Hangover. Ted may be an acquired taste for those who have a dislike for MacFarlane's comic sensibility--and there are a lot of people who do. But as a laughable lowbrow adventure that delivers virtually nonstop unexpected laughs with a little heart to back it up, Ted is a surprising comic novelty that may even win over some of the most vituperative MacFarlane haters. --Ted Fry

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    182 of 237 people found the following review helpful
    Format:Blu-ray
    When you grow up with a woman who makes teddy bears by hand and sells them for a living, they kind of become that extra member of the family. As a child, there were times when the bears would be in positions or places that weren't where they were thought to have been left. Our theory was that whenever we weren't around, whether it was if we left the house or went to bed or whatever, the bears would get up and throw parties when we weren't around. So any movie that features something like a living teddy bear that can talk probably resonates a bit more on this end than for the average person.

    "Ted" pretty much already had that nostalgic factor to it with the concept alone. While Seth MacFarlane doesn't always hit it out of the park with each episode of "Family Guy," "American Dad," or "The Cleveland Show," when he does get it right it's something special; it's hilarious, it's emotional, and its references are spot-on. "Ted" is MacFarlane at his best. The trademarks he's known for are all in there whether it's the incredible music that is heavily Frank Sinatra inspired, the ridiculous movie and pop culture references, or the humor that always seems to take a flying leap over whatever the accepted standard might be; it's all in the stuffing/inner workings of "Ted." The only difference is this is a different medium; a different plane for MacFarlane to bring his offbeat humor and influences into.

    The spin MacFarlane puts on a familiar story is what makes everything so good. Of course, hearing Patrick Stewart as the narrator is a pretty great way to start any movie. There are a few surprises in "Ted" that are worth keeping that way. There's this huge emphasis on "Flash Gordon" that results in some really memorable sequences.
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    71 of 100 people found the following review helpful
    5.0 out of 5 stars Best comedy in many years! October 15, 2012
    Format:Blu-ray
    After being beat down by Hollywood's recent (say, the last 15 years) interpretation of comedy, I was skeptical of this movie.
    But, since it seemed different from your basic mindless, re-hash comedy(Epic Movie), or endless do-over (W. Farrell, J. Carey), thought I'd give it a chance.

    After watching Ted, I was actually happy to have taken the time to see it, and that doesn't happen often in this age of re-makes and sequels.
    Being 49 years old, it's tough to come across a new, funny comedy. This is definitely one.
    Admittedly, there are one, or two, scenes that even made me cringe.
    This is NOT a movie for kids, or folks whose laces are tied a bit tight(as noted by a few bad reviews,... 'What did you expect, Teddy Ruxpin?').

    Most people will find this quite funny. 'Most'.
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    2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
    2.0 out of 5 stars Couldn't make it through December 28, 2012
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    I gave up on this movie with about a half hour remaining. Would that final half hour have redeemed the film? I doubt it. I enjoy Family Guy, so even though I wasn't feeling confident after the preview, I rented the movie, figuring there would be at least a few laughs. And there were. There were about as many laughs in Ted as there are in a 22-minute episode of Family Guy, about 3-4 genuine laughs out loud. The rest was a mess of "clever" bits that weren't so clever and vulgarities that forgot to be funny, as if McFarlane was so excited to write for an R-rating that he felt the need to indiscriminately cram as many in as possible. His cutaway vignette style, so often used in Family Guy and forced into this movie, does not translate well to live action film. I really wanted to enjoy this movie. If it had been 20 minutes long, I might have. Joel McHale is standout as the smarmy boss, Mila Kunis is believably long-suffering, and Mark Wahlberg does his best, but I think he was miscast. I won't rule out seeing another film from McFarlane in the future, but he will have to prove that he can do more than make the same joke over and over (eg: a teddy bear says something surprisingly crass!) to wring more enjoyment from me.
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    4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
    3.0 out of 5 stars Guilty Pleasure December 20, 2012
    By Stet
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    Mature adults have no business laughing--uncontrollably in some instances--at scatalogical humor, high school hijinks or boorish behavior. That's why I'm glad I watched "Ted" at home. Yep, Ted's libido is large, his intelligence tiny (although probably huge among his stuffed bear colleagues) and he has absolutely no sense of political correctness. This is a very funny movie, slowed only by the humans in Ted's life who keep making the same relationship mistakes. Watch it, without the kids, but don't say I told you to.
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    37 of 53 people found the following review helpful
    5.0 out of 5 stars One of the best comedy movies I've ever seen. July 17, 2012
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    This movie is just comical genius. Amazing 5 stars. Dont believe the haters. The cast was brilliant and everything about the movie was great. Laughed from beginning to end.
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    6 of 8 people found the following review helpful
    4.0 out of 5 stars TED = Longer version of Family Guy March 25, 2013
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    If you like the Family Guy humor with the the PG-13 edits, then you'll enjoy this movie because this Family Guy with no holds barred. The story and plot was a typical boy meets girl plot but all the little quips and snide remarks in this movie is what made it a funny movie for me. Again, before you decide to buy or rent this movie, watch Family Guy. If it made you laugh out loud or even chuckle at all the morally incorrect jokes then this movie is for you. If you're easily offended at racial, ethical, and/or religious jokes then this movie is not for you.
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    2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
    2.0 out of 5 stars Unoriginal, if you watch Family Guy December 19, 2012
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    The brand of humor is way too predictable if you are already a fan of Seth MacFarlane. So, this movie is best suited for people who like crude slapstick and have never seen Family Guy.

    Otherwise, as some other people have mentioned, they use up 2/3-3/4 of the jokes in the trailers.
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    Most Recent Customer Reviews
    5.0 out of 5 stars Great ADULT humor!
    Great ADULT movie! Very funny
    Published 8 hours ago by Calvin R. Cole
    2.0 out of 5 stars Mark Wahlberg makes a better tough guy
    Silly. Mark Wahlberg makes a better tough guy.
    Published 9 hours ago by Allen Stegall
    5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
    Very funny adult humored movie.
    Published 12 hours ago by Charles Jackson
    2.0 out of 5 stars I'm obviously past the age you need to be to enjoy something like this
    Childish. I'm obviously past the age you need to be to enjoy something like this, but I don't think I would have liked this if I was half the age I am now.
    Published 1 day ago by DBL
    5.0 out of 5 stars FUNNY!! watched it twice
    FUNNY!! watched it twice! Silly and slapstick at times but that's good. Wahlberg was excellent!
    Published 1 day ago by SMARTIN
    2.0 out of 5 stars ... was entertaining however I did not find it as funny as a friend of...
    It was entertaining however I did not find it as funny as a friend of mine did.
    Published 1 day ago by purplekid
    2.0 out of 5 stars Two Stars
    Extremely overrated film. Don't believe the hype.
    Published 1 day ago by Edirin Ibru
    5.0 out of 5 stars Great Great Greatest ever
    Excellent movie must see for the adult male in anyone's life. Great entertainment ever
    Published 2 days ago by Khager
    5.0 out of 5 stars great
    Fast, cheap, great buy
    Published 5 days ago by crystal
    3.0 out of 5 stars Funny. At times.
    Wife loves it. I find it mildly entertaining. Averaging out the scores from both here.
    Published 5 days ago by Stephen E. Nagy
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    What happened to the $10 preorder promo?
    so your saying if you got the promo and preordered that we could have got this combo for $13? now thats a deal if the case
    Jul 14, 2012 by Benton |  See all 3 posts
    If I hate Family Guy, will I hate Ted?
    I'm the same way with your preferences in his shows. I personally enjoyed it and found it to be quite funny, but of course since he has a broad appeal some humor is hit or miss with some of the jokes but there's so many it really doesn't matter. I was surprised at how much I enjoyed the film. I... Read More
    Jul 8, 2012 by Donald Gustafson |  See all 9 posts
    Blu-ray? DVD?
    yeah, it comes with both. I was gonna get the dvd because its not like you need to see this in Blu Ray, but i figured for $3 more....i get both.
    Dec 13, 2012 by Todd |  See all 3 posts
    Release date!!!!
    Good to know. I have a feeling we'll get a concrete release date when Seth host's this weeks SNL.
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