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March 23, 2010
Have you ever had everything you love snatched from your hands in the blink of an eye? Do you know what it’s like to watch helplessly as those you cherish burn to a crisp? Have you ever heard a mournful cry for street justice and then realized that the only person left to heed the call was you?
 
Pearl Baines is a straight Harlem stunna. She and her twin sister, Diamond, are chased by some of the most notorious ballers in New York City. But while their father, ex-gangsta Irish Baines, devotes his life to rehabilitating young thugs, his sexy twin daughters fall hard for the glamour and glitter of strip clubs and street life. Unlike Diamond, though, Pearl is able to shake off the trappings of the hood in search of a better future. After graduating at the top of her class, Pearl becomes an FBI agent and plans to get as far away from the grime of Harlem as possible. But fate is cruel and the streets always get their due. On what should have been the happiest night of her life, Pearl’s family perishes in a ball of merciless flames—flames intentionally set on the orders of Mookie Mason, her father’s archenemy and the most ruthless gangsta in Harlem.

Crazed with grief, Pearl becomes unzipped. Hell-bent on retribution, she prepares for battle in New York’s urban jungle. With the help of Menace, an ex-lover who once trampled all over her heart but was deeply loyal to Irish Baines, Pearl puts her FBI training and tactical skills to work in a murderous mission designed to do what her father wasn’t able to: take down Mookie Mason, and his entire crew, one at a time.  

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Noire is an author from the streets of New York whose hip-hop erotic stories pulsate with urban flavor. Visit the author’s website at www.asknoire.com or e-mail the author at noire@asknoire.com.

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Chapter One


IN DA CLUB . . .

Fridays were big baller nights at Club Humpz. While the music boomed and half-naked dancers worked that gushy all over the golden stage poles, a gorgeous young stripper thrashed around in the Jacuzzi and prayed.

Dear God . . . it’s me, Diamond.

The bubbling water was lukewarm, and if it wasn’t for the naked violence in the hands that were gripping her throat, it would have felt peaceful and relaxing.

God! Please help me!

She clawed at her attacker’s arms, shredding his dark skin and drawing bright red blood as she fought to reach the surface. She opened her mouth and sucked in one snagging breath before she sputtered and choked and was shoved under the water again.

“Yeah, bitch!” he raged as he thrust downward and brutally slammed her head against the bottom of the tub. “I told ya punk-ass daddy ’bout playing with my doe! That niggah wanna sic them Alphabet Boys on me? He wanna fuck wit’ my paper? I’m gonna rip out his heart!”

Mookie Murdock was a cold-blooded gangsta. A highly reclusive, but quick-tempered kingpin who usually did his dirty work from a distance, Mookie lorded over his territory with a brutal, iron fist, and nobody crossed him and lived too much longer afterward.

Bumping beats and loud laughter drifted in from Club Humpz, and as Mookie yanked her above the water’s surface again Diamond drew a breath and screamed, praying like hell that somebody would hear her.

But the party was live and the capos and high rollers were too busy ballin’ to be worried about one little hollering wet ho. They were sipping Krug and toking sticky, hooting and wildin’ and throwing serious gwap up on the stage as they watched the jiggling asses of their favorite grinders.

The beautiful stripper gagged as her head was dunked underwater again. Dressed in a lime green thong, her firm, round breasts floated free and her curly brown hair drifted upward with the millions of bubbles being expelled from the jets.

Dear God . . . Please get me out of this one! I know I done did a lotta foul shit but I can change! I can change! Get me outta this and I promise this time I’ll change!

Mookie snatched her head from the rolling water and Diamond snorted, inhaling liquid as he loomed over her. It was rare for Big Mookie to show up at the club, and even rarer for him to get his hands dirty or wet, but Diamond’s father, Irish Baines, was special bizz, and this was one case the usually low-profile Mookie was gonna catch himself.

“I’m deading all y’all!” he raged, locking his elbows and leaning his three hundred fifty pounds of flab on her slender neck. “Everybody is getting laid down! Your faggot-ass daddy is next! My boyz is layin’ fire on his ass right now! They ’bout to burn his whole shit down to the ground!”

Mookie had a cruel streak. Slow death and horrific torture were his favorite killing tools. He liked his victims to suffer and curse his name before meeting their demise. He jerked Diamond’s head from the water briefly and allowed her to take a few quick, ragged breaths, then he shoved her back under again.

Fire exploded in her nostrils and water filled her lungs. Twisting and turning, Diamond scratched at his choking hands as she fought desperately to come up for one more sip of air. She knew shit looked pretty bad for her right about now. In fact, if Big Mookie had come down to the club to deal with her himself then it meant shit was worse than bad. It was a wrap.

Diamond prayed.

God . . . Not today . . . please don’t take me home today . . . it’s our birthday . . . and I promised Pearl I was gonna be there . . . I’m so sorry . . . and so fuckin’ stupid . . . please . . . I need my daddy and my momma . . . and Sasha . . . I got me a beautiful little girl . . . I wish I could be there . . .

Above the water Mookie was still raging and talking cash shit. “Your daddy think he can take a niggah like me down? Well that niggah don’t know big Mookie! I’m ’bout to plant ya entire family! All of them fools gonna get rocked to sleep tonight!”

Mookie plunged her deeper under the water and squeezed her neck until Diamond gave up and went limp. She was drowning and there was nothing but watery bubbles available for her to breathe. She arched her back and her eyes flitted open. Her hands floated in submission as her lungs filled with water and her body spasmed uncontrollably.

Oh God . . . can you please help us? I can understand if you don’t wanna save me . . . but please . . . save my baby . . . my mama . . . Please . . . protect my family . . .

CHAPTER 2

ACROSS TOWN . . .

Pain radiated through Irish Baines’ skull as he struggled against his mental fog and the thick ropes that bound him to the chair. He coughed and choked and nearly strangled on his rage as blood spilled from his mouth and the pitiful sounds of his old lady, moaning from the floor, became muffled, then softer, then seemed to die out altogether.

Screams rang out from the little girls’ bedroom and the world went foggy for a moment as his mind stumbled back in time.

Diamond! he panicked. Pearl!

His babies!

But as the children cried out, “Pa-Pop! Pa-Pop!” over and over again, screaming in fear and begging for his help, Irish realized that these weren’t his twin daughters calling out for him. These were his grandbabies. Sasha and Chante. The two beautiful little seven-year- olds that him and Zeta had raised since the day they were born. These babies were his heart and his soul. And right now they were screaming and crying and begging for him to save their lives.

Irish was an OG and he knew the street code well. Shit, he’d helped write that muhfuckah. He’d come up scrambling in the back alleys of Harlem, and during his wild, hardhearted youth he had wreaked more hood havoc than a little bit.

So from the moment his front door had been kicked in by a posse of Mookie’s hardbody goons, Irish had sensed how shit was gonna play out, and he knew it wouldn’t be good. He’d heard noises outside and figured Pearl had turned Cole down and come home early, but the minute the front door caved in and he saw Yoda gripping his burner, Irish knew what time it was for real. This type of shit was chargeable straight to the game. It had been a long time since Irish had pulled a kick- door on a niggah without regard for life, property, or even retribution, but some things just never changed.

Irish blinked through the blood that was running into his eyes as he fought to see the young traitorous muhfuckah who was straddling his wife on the floor. Zeta was sprawled on her back, her beautiful mouth brutally sodomized, her bloody, pulverized hands limp beside her. She wasn’t fighting or struggling no more, she wasn’t even moving, and this scared the shit outta Irish.

“Zeta!” he screamed despite the blood-soaked gag tied around his mouth. He strained against his binds and his busted head exploded with the agony of a million firecrackers as his broken heart detonated with killer rage.

Them bastards had put a hurting on Zeta. Abused her and tossed her around like a common bitch, then violated her womanhood and shredded her mouth right before his eyes. Irish trembled, burning with cold fury.

This wasn’t the way of men.

The way of true Gs who honored and respected the code of the streets.

Irish had taken his beat-down without a problem. He knew what to expect, and didn’t give a fuck what Mookie’s boys did to him because he could handle it.

The surprise had come in the way they’d handled Zeta, his woman. They’d smashed the tips of her fingers with a hammer, pounding through her nails and bursting her flesh open like grapes as she screamed out in shock and agony.

It had been many years since Irish had struck fear and elicited terror on the streets of Harlem, and he’d served enough time and seen enough treachery and brutality in the joint to convince him that life on the right side of the law was truly the only kind of life worth living. But even while he was out there on the streets living the lowest kind of life, when he was practicing the absolute worst sort of depraved, gutter behavior, there had always been some measure of manhood and principle in his game. Even the grimiest of rivals didn’t fuck over an enemy’s woman, and you damn sure didn’t shit on little kids.

But these young heads today lived by no such rules. They had taken the game to a different level, one where no act was too dastardly or too foul, no boundaries were unbreachable, no victims were too young or too innocent, and absolutely nothing and nobody was untouchable or off- limits.

Irish shuddered. It was his fault that this madness and chaos had come down on his family. Zeta had begged him to move out of the old neighborhood years ago, when he was first released from the penitentiary, but he’d insisted on making a difference by trying to help young cats who were just like he had been, lost and in need of direction. He’d opened up an outreach center called No Limitz and devoted his life to thrusting his bare hands into ghetto cesspools and pulling out one degenerate black boy at a time.

And in return for his street dedication he was now sitting strapped to a chair in his own fuckin’ living room. Grill busted, pistol-whipped, and gut stabbed, with his beautiful wife laying tortured on the floor and his seven-year-old grandbabies tied to their beds and crying for him to save them from their bedroom just down the hall.

“I’ma kill you!” Irish tried to scream. Tears of outrage filled his eyes as a tall, muscular thug called Yoda climbed off Zeta, then grabbed her by the feet and dragged ...

Product Details

  • Paperback: 288 pages
  • Publisher: One World/Ballantine (March 23, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0345508793
  • ISBN-13: 978-0345508799
  • Product Dimensions: 7.8 x 5.1 x 0.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (30 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #211,260 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Noire is the originator of the urban erotic genre and the publisher and editor-in-chief of NOIREMagazine.com A New York born and bred author, Noire is the CEO of NOIRE Entertainment Group.

 

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5.0 out of 5 stars `Daddy's Pearl, make `em cry, make `em die...', May 11, 2010
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Ex-Gangsta, Irish Baines turned over a new leaf after being released from prison. Attempting to right the numerous wrongs he's committed in his lifetime, he opens an outreach center named No Limitz. Twin daughters, Diamond and Pearl are wild and their wayward actions leave them both pregnant by the same good for nothing man named Scotch. Angered as well as disgraced, Irish seeks retribution and Scotch quickly and mysteriously disappears. Pearl feels betrayed, humiliated and ashamed of the dishonor she has brought to her family and turns her life around. Diamond continues her quest even further into the darkness of the cruel and brutal world of drugs, sexual immorality, and stripping.

Mookie Murdock is a cold blooded killer and Diamond Baines meets his wrath because of her attempt to steal from him while assisting in one of his infamous gambling scams. Infuriated by Mookie's order of Diamond's injury, only incites Irish to engage in a vendetta to bring down Mookie and his organization. Mookie takes the ultimate offense and viciously with no remorse for gender or age, mercilessly murders the entire family minus one. Overcome with grief and sorrow, Pearl abandons her lifelong dream of a promising career with the FBI as her emotions spiral out of control. In the midst of her grieving such a humongous loss, she's spurred forward with the chant of her father prodding her to seek revenge in one of the most heinous yet captivating tales you will ever dare to encounter again.

Noire is such an amazing author that she simply can not be contained in any one category or genre! Her style surpasses your imagination as she carries the reader on such a magnificent voyage that transcends all heights and dimensions. Emotionally draining with the intense scenes that will have your heart racing while the tears stream down your face as your mentality delves into the recesses of which the characters reside. Unzipped enthralls you with feelings of insanity, grief, revenge, sexual prowess, love, hate, evil and death. I'm speechless! Noire...Unzipped...unequivocally amazing!
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4.0 out of 5 stars Harlem's Pearl, April 16, 2010
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UNZIPPED by Noire is the story of one woman, Pearl Baines, who lost so much at the hands of a ruthless drug dealer. This is Pearl's story on why she became...unzipped and what she does in order to seek vengeance.

Diamond and Pearl Baines are the twin daughters of one of the most respected, legendary, former drug dealers in Harlem, Irish Baines. Irish rehabilitated himself and opened up an outreach center for other young men to try and save them from the streets. Unfortunately, he was unable to tame his wild and out-of- control teen daughters.

At the age of 14, both Diamond and Pearl became pregnant. Diamond, the wilder twin, would not leave the streets or the drugs alone, even while she was pregnant. Pearl, after becoming pregnant, realized she was on the fast track to nowhere, so with the help of her loving parents, she managed to pull herself up out of the ghetto. When tragedy strikes, she becomes unzipped and Pearl will stop at nothing to get revenge on those who altered her life.

UNZIPPED by Noire was an action-packed reading adventure, that had me quickly turning the pages. UNZIPPED has all the elements of a good street-lit tale. In reading this though, I felt as if the story was written a little too ghetto; all of the characters seemed to talk the same, not really distinguishing each characters' own individuality. Also, a few things did not seem to make sense and certain key elements were unbelievable. All in all, this was a pretty good read that Noire fans are sure to enjoy.

This book was provided to me courtesy of the publisher for review purposes.

Reviewed by Leona

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Final Rating: 3.5 stars
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars What goes around,Comes around!!, June 22, 2010
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I really enjoyed this latest book by Noire,I have been a fan of her novels since she released G-Spot.This book held my attention from the first till the last page.My heart truely went out to Pearl and her family and I actually felt her pain.Noire has a way of penning novels that will bring out all kinds of emmotions.I highly recommend this book and you won't be dissapointed!!
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