Valencia (Live Girls) (Paperback)

~ (Author) "I sloshed away from the bar with my drink, sending little tsunamis of beer onto my hands, soaking into the wrist of my shirt..." (more)
Key Phrases: San Francisco, Magdalena Squalor, Haight Street (more...)

Editorial Reviews

Amazon.com Review

You don't have to be part of the emerging postpunk subculture of queer urban girls to relish this smooth ride of a novel, like Kathy Acker on Prozac on a sunny day, in which many exciting things happen without affecting much of anything, and one of the most profound moments is a mild, drug-induced insight into the meaninglessness of life. Michelle, the main character, is a person for whom blue hair is as big a style change as blue pants. She lurches between women, more in love with the idea of love than with Iris or Willa or Gwynne or Petra. Her work experiences are equally brief, although she can't bring herself to actually quit jobs. She just stops showing up. "Are you going to work?" her current lover asks one morning.

No, I was not going to work. I was an artist, a lover, a lover of women, of the oppressed and downtrodden, a warrior really. I should have been somewhere leading an armed revolution in the name of love and no, I was not going to work. Willa didn't work. I mean, she did, but it's a stretch to call it work. She bartended at a dyke bar a few nights a week, drank free beer, and bummed all her cigarettes.... All week she was free, writing angsty brilliant poems, drawing comic books, painting gigantic painful pictures, you know, living. I wanted to live.

Michelle Tea's characters are a peculiar fin-de-siècle blend of jaded idealists and thoughtful egotists: sex workers, poets, and mad hatters who end up making breakfast for roomfuls of stoned strangers. The occasional flash of clarity doesn't alter the basically anarchic nature of Tea's meandering narrative, so much like the tales of an incidental figure from Valencia, a loud redhead named Iggy who told stories "so incredible you wondered if they were true but ultimately didn't care because you were so enraptured by her grand gestures and re-enactments." --Regina Marler

From Publishers Weekly

Tea, a modern-day Beat, is also a kind of pop ambassador to the world of the tattooed, pierced, politicized and sex-radical queer-grrls of San Francisco. Her second novel (after The Passionate Mistakes and Intricate Corruption of One Girl in America) dramatizes the hopes and hurts, apathies and ambitions of young lesbians looking for love in the Mission District, focusing on Michelle, a poet navigating the druggy, boozy dyke scene while consorting with a series of wacky lady loves. Among these are Petra, who thrills Michelle by brandishing a knife and being bossy in bed; Willa, a depressive who won't take off her clothes even in the heat of passion; Iris, originally from Georgia; and Scrumptious, who Michelle falls for before she realizes she's the type of girl who wears corny "freedom rings" and white jeans. While the trivialities of these courtships are entertaining and the book is far more coherent than the author's first novel, Tea hasn't entirely figured out how to make her characters come to life beyond predictable bounds. Organized as a series of loosely linked character profiles, the book self-consciously relies on the hipster grooviness and inside jokes of S.F. culture to energize the narrative. And although Tea's writing is consistently uncommon and textured -- "the mushrooms tasted like a trunk of moth-eaten clothes and after we ate them we went out to the stoop and waited for the world to turn weird"--folks waiting for the truly weird, breakthrough novel in downtown alt-chick literature will be disappointed by this sometimes-superficial, stylized entry. (May)
Copyright 2000 Reed Business Information, Inc.

See all Editorial Reviews

Product Details

• Paperback: 216 pages
• Publisher: Seal Press; First Printing edition (April 1, 2000)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1580050352
• ISBN-13: 978-1580050357
• Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.2 x 0.7 inches
• Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces
• Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (33 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #667,972 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars Beautifully written, completely entertaining., October 19, 2001

By	Miss D. AwesomePants "Amazon Junkie" (Hoboken, NJ United States) - See all my reviews

This book transports the reader into the San Francisco lesbian scene. Having lived on the east coast my whole life and being rather shy, i found myself living through her on her adventures with woman after woman.
It's a quick read, a no-brainer, but highly entertaining.
I'd recommend this book as a weekend fling!
=)

5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:

3.0 out of 5 stars Interesting read, August 15, 2001

By	Renee McSheffrey "reneemcsheffrey" (Ottawa, Ontario Canada) - See all my reviews

Michelle Tea's story is certainly interesting and unlike any I've ever read before. These girls say and do the things that we all sometimes think about doing if we had the guts to throw caution to the wind. I alternated between cheering the characters on, and thinking that they were stupid and shallow. The writing is fast-paced and difficult in spots with bizarre capitilization and sentence structure. This is worth reading, if you aren't picky about everything being believable.

7 of 8 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars a book about life and love, May 15, 2000

By A Customer

This book takes the time to remind you of all the feelings you have when you have a crush on the girl you're afraid to talk to, when you're in love, when you're falling out of love, and when you detest love. I loved the way it made me think of the relationships that I've had and the ones I want. Michelle Tea writes with such a pleasant tone that you don't want to put down the book, because you start to feel like you're living the crazy San Francisco girls life. It may not be the book if you're looking for a lot of insight, but it's a pleasurable read.