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Vampire Assassins (2005)

Ron Hall , Rudy Ray Moore  |  R |  DVD
1.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)

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  • Actors: Ron Hall, Rudy Ray Moore
  • Format: Multiple Formats, Closed-captioned, Color, Dolby, Letterboxed, NTSC, Subtitled, Widescreen
  • Language: English
  • Subtitles: English, Spanish
  • Dubbed: French, Spanish
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: R (Restricted)
  • Studio: Lions Gate
  • DVD Release Date: August 9, 2005
  • Run Time: 87 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 1.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B0009W5KDQ
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #341,281 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)

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Derek Washington, a cop with a vengeance, must travel to the dark side and become the one thing he hates the most when a botched sting operation leads to the discovery of a deadly vampire who leads the undead. Seeking out the help of one of the last vamp

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1.7 out of 5 stars
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars pineapple kisses January 21, 2007
Format:DVD
this movie was mabey the most entertaining movie i have ever seen! Not because it was an actual good movie but because it completely sucked! Its written,directed,produced, and staring the same guy- Ron Hall! Gearld Okamura's performance made the movie with random giggling and odd screching nosies , me and my friend were literally rolling on the floor laughing! I would recomened buying this movie used casue otherwise its a complete waste of $15! Buy this movie if u want to laugh ur gigglestick off at what could be the worst acting...ever! If ur into movies taht contain horrible acting and enjoy laughing at peoples attempt to act then we woud also recomend snakes on a train to! SO SAY THE PUMPKIN OVERLORDS!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Vampire Cheese May 24, 2006
Format:DVD
Vampire Assassins was pretty much unwatchable. Unless torturing yourself is your bag, I seriously recommend skipping this. Don't get me wrong... I love vampire films, even the cheesy low-budget ones, but this film was so bad, it's difficult to describe. The first 10 minutes was really enough to turn me off...It was like watching a highschooler's first attempt using the vhs video-recorder.

AVOID this film unless one of your relatives is in it and you want good blackmail material for years to come.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Blade rip-off August 18, 2005
Format:DVD
Clearly an attempt to rip-off the Blade series - black vampire hunter, samurai sword fights and martial arts. Very little vampirism.

The problem for this film is that the points above are done so very badly. Terribly sequenced fight scenes. Vampires with plastic store-bought teeth.
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars basically the worst video ever made! August 20, 2005
Format:DVD
i can not believe that this is a real movie. i can not believe that lions gate would put their name on a joke like this. it is cheep and nothing went into. it is maybe worth a joke. 11 year olds with home video cameras have made better movies than this. the sound is off, the lighting sucks, the location is a crappy house and the actors act worse than soap stars. anyway, i just cant believe it... i feel like i have been punked.

mandy
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Lions Gate does it again November 6, 2005
By John
Format:DVD
More crud fron Lions Gate. They put together an attractive cover and buy these crummy films from independent producers for nothing and then sell 120,000 units to Blockbuster. Avoid buying from Lions Gate. This is all just garbage.
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Don't even bother September 19, 2005
Format:DVD
Dude i rented this movie and I still feel ripped off the acting is terrible and the special effects look like they were done in photoshop, it mostly takes place in what to me looks like a costcos warehouse and the dude on the cover isn't even in the movie it stars sum out of shape dude runnin around armed with nothin but plastic daggers and bad acting its a miracle that this garbage was ever released DO NOT BUY THIS MOVIE!! unless your willing to laugh at how terrible this thing is.
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5.0 out of 5 stars "LOL" May 20, 2014
By JM
Format:DVD|Verified Purchase
This is one of those movies that's sooooo terrible, it's best if you want a good laugh. For the best experience possible, gather a group of your friends and have a good time picking this movie apart. Drinks optional hehe.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
1.0 out of 5 stars Sad excuse for a movie
This movie was horribly made. I feel like I could have grabbed some buddies and made a better one with moviemaker. Plot was horrible. Acting bad. Just don't get it. Read more
Published on October 23, 2011 by MovieLover
1.0 out of 5 stars This film is just a mess.
I love cheesy movies, movies who are so bad that they are good, well this movie is just so bad that it is horrible. Read more
Published on November 25, 2010 by Anja Rebekka Schultze
1.0 out of 5 stars Vampire Assassins
08/28/2008

As of today (08/27/2008) I cannot start the DVD Tape. I received this DVD over two weeks ago. I have tried several times to start the DVD. Read more
Published on August 28, 2008 by Harold E. Garner
1.0 out of 5 stars THIS MOVIE SUCKS!!!
Oh my God, this is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Low-budget vampire hunters who don't even use half the weapons portrayed on the cover. Read more
Published on July 8, 2008 by Kyle Van Helsing
1.0 out of 5 stars Blade's Home Movies
Ron Hall is obviously very well trained in the martial arts field but this film's low budget effects and poorly written dialogue takes my attention away from this action/horror... Read more
Published on February 10, 2008 by Smiegal
1.0 out of 5 stars Words Can't Express How Terrible!!
This was actually the worst movie on the planet. The costumes were whack and the special effects...lets not even go there... Read more
Published on August 31, 2005
3.0 out of 5 stars Good effort , lot of heart.
I was expecting a Blade rip-off but what I got instead was alot more.If only Blade Trinity half this entertaining. Calling this low budget is a false comparison. Read more
Published on August 25, 2005 by Keith Simmons
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