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Vampire Haiku [Paperback]

Ryan Mecum
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)


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August 14, 2009

                                                   Different blood types
                                                each have a unique flavor.
                                                        I'm a fan of O.

Poetry sucks! William Butten was en route to a new land on the Mayflower when he was turned into a vampire by a fellow passenger, a beautiful woman named Katherine. These pages contain his heartbreaking story - the story of a vampire who has lived through (and perhaps caused) some of America's defining events. As he travels the country and as centuries pass, he searches for his lost love and records his adventures and misadventures using the form of poetry known as haiku.

As Butten documents bloody wars, a certain tea party in Boston, living the high life during the Great Depression, two Woodstock festivals, the corruption of Emily Dickinson, and hanging out with Davy Crockett, he keeps to the classic 5-7-5 syllable structure of haiku. The resulting poems are hilarious, repulsive, oddly romantic, and bizarre.

Read along, and you just may find a new appreciation for - and insight into - various events in American history. And blood.

                                                  Those were not vampires.
                                               If sunlight makes you sparkle,
                                                        you're a unicorn.


Editorial Reviews

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"A classic story is told through the eyes of a newly turned vampire in sweet haiku verse and every passage is as cool as they come... One haiku will make your belly jiggle with laughter, the next will make your skin shiver, and sometimes both occur at once." -- Mark L. Miller, Ain't It Cool News

"One of the best books of 2009. Not only does Mecum follow the traditional pattern of haiku poetry to the syllable (go ahead and count -- they're all there!), but his writing also conveys a very clear, narrative, logical story while adhering to this strict structure." -- Kelly Melcher, Fandomania

About the Author

Ryan Mecum is the author of the adorably disgusting Horror Haiku series that includes Zombie Haiku, Vampire Haiku, Werewolf Haiku, and Dawn Of Zombie Haiku. He can be found on Twitter at @MecumHaiku. He lives in Cincinnati, OH, and is constantly thinking in a 5-7-5 haiku syllable structure.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 144 pages
  • Publisher: HOW Books (August 14, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1600617727
  • ISBN-13: 978-1600617720
  • Product Dimensions: 5 x 0.4 x 7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #191,992 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Ryan Mecum (www.ryanmecum.com) is the author of the adorably disgusting Horror Haiku series that includes Zombie Haiku, Vampire Haiku, Werewolf Haiku, and Dawn Of Zombie Haiku. He can be found on Twitter at @MecumHaiku. He lives in Cincinnati, OH, and is constantly thinking in a 5-7-5 haiku syllable structure.

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Vampire Haiku Diary Fun December 31, 2009
Format:Paperback
Ryan Mecum's Vampire Haiku mixes humor and poetry in diary form for vampire William Butten, who was turned in 1620. He falls in love with a beautiful woman on the Mayflower named Katherine, who turned him into a vampire. Soon he's parted from his love to roam America on his own and make his own friends. There are tales of some well known historic figures from Davy Crockett to Amelia Earhart and famous events in history like the Civil War and Woodstock.

Readers may initialy be attracted to the cover haiku, which also appears on page 37:

"You know that your drink
is down to the last few sips
once the toes curl up."

Butten has a twisted sense of humor, but readers will enjoy is little anecdotes about becoming a vampire and bumbling around learning how to feed, etc. Mecum uses his linguistic and historic knowledge to create fun and witty haiku. Although they are not precisely haiku in the traditional sense, they mostly adhere to the form's syllable count. It is fun to see Butten reveal insider knowledge about the deaths of Davy Crockett and other major historical figures. In some cases, the poems will have readers cringing in disgust.

"Discarded band-aids
are rare unexpected treats.
My version of gum." (page 113)

There are even moments in the book where the vampire makes fun of the modern vampire crazes from the goth kids to the latest vampire movies. One of the best haiku in the book is about the Twilight movie:

"Those were not vampires.
If sunlight makes you sparkle,
you're a unicorn." (page 117)

Will Butten ever find his true love, Katherine, or will he stop searching for her and settle down? Overall, those interested in humor and vampires will find Vampire Haiku to be a treat.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hehehehehehehehe January 2, 2010
By Mirage
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I was fascinated with the idea of a vampire documenting bits of his prolonged life using Haiku, but I was truly awestruck with how well it was done after I had finished it. For a quick read (and I do mean quick - my only complaint), this one will have you giggling shamelessly with every page. I bought this book thinking it would be kind of a documentary-type read ("My Life As A Pilgrim Vampire" or something) with little shards of wit and humor to keep you interested; Mostly a new and creative version of how adjusting to a vampire's life (or..death? un-life?) is hard. I just didn't know you could turn all that into a comedy. This book should be on every reader's shelf. Even if you don't like vampires, if you know just one or two of the many common vampire stereotypes and/or ever heard the name Stephenie Meyer, you'll be in stitches.

Who would have guessed used Band-Aids would be the best vampire inside-joke of the year?
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5.0 out of 5 stars An Unholy Marriage--What's Not To Like? September 16, 2009
Format:Paperback
There's a lot of vampire dreck being produced in the world today, a great deal of which has taken its cue from certain very popular juvenile fiction products and films. It's hard to do vampires these days without attempting to redefine the parameters in either implausible non-traditional ways, or to simply produce something overly clichéd and hackneyed.

This book manages to stay within the pretty standard expectations of the vampire genre, and yet the most unique thing about it is not the treatment of vampires, nor even the story (despite its ingeniousness at many points), but instead the medium itself.

It might be a stretch to imagine that an early seventeenth century Pilgrim would be writing a journal in haiku (since wide Western familiarity with that poetic form wouldn't have been a reality until the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries), and yet the charm to this poetic form as a narrative vehicle is intrinsically appealing. Traditionally, individual haiku often have a sense of timelessness in their capturing of a single moment, transitory and yet eternal. What better medium, then, to narrate the life of a vampire, a being who lives through many ages and the changes they inevitably bring, and yet remains essentially beyond change himself? While the occasional haiku in the book is hypermetrical, this can be easily forgiven, particularly in one case, when onomatopoeia is involved.

The opportunities for humor in this book were endless, and yet tastefully exploited. Much fun is had at the expense of vampire fiction and film of the past, including using two syllables with the word "sparkle" in one particular jab at the recent Twilight franchise, and a masterful incorporation of Joss Whedon into the storyline. Wonderful stuff! Some of the other ways in which William Butten (the main character--based on an actual youth who died en route on the Mayflower) incorporates himself into American history are less subtle, and somewhat disturbing (particularly the fortunes of post-vampiric Davy Crockett; and a certain serial murderer in 1970s New York), but nonetheless intriguing.

If you'd like a fascinating, but short, read (truly, a rarity--substance and depth of nearly epic proportions in a form that can be read in the time it would take to read a short story), and a beautifully produced book, and if nothing else an enjoyable and funny diversion, I'd highly recommend picking this one up. I'd be interested to see Mecum's previous work, and to see what might be next--need I speculate aloud..."Werewolf Haiku"? ;)
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars A vampire on the Mayflower
A novel in haiku. A vampire on the Mayflower. So funny and well done. The format is perfect for a old diary spotted with blood. ;)
An ebook of this would not be the same.
Published 1 month ago by Amber Polo
4.0 out of 5 stars An entertaining and enjoyable book if you like reading about vampires...
I have had an avid interest in the various kinds of poetry most of my life. Haiku has been my favorite poetic form. Strangly, I have also been fascinated with vampire stories. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Joseph J. Truncale
5.0 out of 5 stars Sink Your Teeth Into This One
They're simple - five syllables, seven syllabes, five syllables - like this one from the book:

Though I don't eat it
I often display a box
of Count... Read more
Published 19 months ago by Spudman
5.0 out of 5 stars my favorite vampire book!
Twilight what? This here is a true vampire book, told with haiku. Very clever and quite a fun read. If you enjoy book, or the haiku in general, you should also try Werewolf Haiku,... Read more
Published on April 22, 2011 by Gerald Drinkwater
5.0 out of 5 stars Interesting, beautiful, tragic
Including some some very clever comedic moments, on the whole this is a beautifully tragic story of a creature's search for his love and not to be missed for any vampire fans or... Read more
Published on March 2, 2011 by Copper
3.0 out of 5 stars Not without its cringe moments
Vampire Haiku is Ryan Mecum's follow up to the hugely successful Zombie Haiku. As with his previous collection, Mecum again follows his protagonist through the infection and change... Read more
Published on September 10, 2010 by Shroud Magazine's Book Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars Excellent!
I really liked this book. It was a great quick read. I would recommend this book and the other book "Zombie Haiku" from the same author. Great Books!
Published on August 7, 2010 by Lnsavage
1.0 out of 5 stars Not really haiku.
Got this book from the library: Don't bother reading it. As with Mecum's last book, the poems in this book are not really haiku, but simply seventeen syllable sentences chopped... Read more
Published on April 26, 2010 by Joshua Gage
3.0 out of 5 stars Cute lil book
A cute little book of haikus. If you are a vampire fan, this book will bring a chuckle or two. I am forever quoting it to my friends for a quick laugh!
Published on January 9, 2010 by Crystal M. Vassil
5.0 out of 5 stars Thirsty For Vampires!
Andrew L.
English
Carson High School,
Carson, Ca
Thirsty For Vampires!

The book I chose to read is Vampire Haiku by Ryan Mecum. Read more
Published on November 2, 2009 by Nandini Dev
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