Jefferson Stark is pissed. As the world’s only authentic vampire, he’s had a belly full of bland Barbie-and-Ken blood-suckers and those silly Hollywood monsters with fangs and capes. Real vampires don’t drink blood, turn into bats, or burn in the sunlight. They just read good books, download videos, and sip tea brewed from the ashes of a human heart. Jefferson looks like road kill and smells like a dirty diaper, so he doesn’t get out much. Now, for the first time in 200 years, he’s going to be proactive. He’s going to eliminate everyone who writes romantic vampire fiction. It will be his contribution to American literature, a little “thank you” gift from the undead to you – the soon-to-die.
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It's an extremely original work with fine writing, a great plot, history, suspense and some sadness. Kill All the Vampire Writers moves along briskly with a narrator who is in the perfect position to fill us in on some of the most interesting historical events. I recommend it highly. This book has a lot of heart. Well done!
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'Kill All The Vampire Writers' is not only witty and masterfully written, but breathes new life into the genre. It happens to be the first vampire novel in a long time that doesn't suck - and if you want to know what that really means, you'll have to read the book!
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this main character is very interesting. I loved the historic fiction part. and I did come to sympathize with the narrator. I learned about all kinds of things: NH history, privateering, baltimore, and more. give it a try. it really is a fun, quick read.
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Catch a read of this! It kept my attention right out of the box and all the way through. Lots going on in this guys head! Can't wait for the next one. Read more
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This was a fun read. Dennison cranked out this genre take-off with obvious glee and gave me a number of laugh-out-loud moments with crazy twists and jaunty style. Read more
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