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Kill All the Vampire Writers (A Genre Avengers Novella) [Kindle Edition]

Robyn Dennison
4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)

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Gracelin O'Malley
First in the Gracelin O'Malley Trilogy: Although married to a British aristocrat, Gracelin O'Malley secretly aids rebellious Irishmen during the potato famine. Learn more | See more featured historical fiction

Book Description

Jefferson Stark is pissed. As the world’s only authentic vampire, he’s had a belly full of bland Barbie-and-Ken blood-suckers and those silly Hollywood monsters with fangs and capes. Real vampires don’t drink blood, turn into bats, or burn in the sunlight. They just read good books, download videos, and sip tea brewed from the ashes of a human heart. Jefferson looks like road kill and smells like a dirty diaper, so he doesn’t get out much. Now, for the first time in 200 years, he’s going to be proactive. He’s going to eliminate everyone who writes romantic vampire fiction. It will be his contribution to American literature, a little “thank you” gift from the undead to you – the soon-to-die.

Product Details

  • File Size: 260 KB
  • Print Length: 87 pages
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B006ZKP3IS
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,426,029 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious at some points, sad at others June 17, 2012
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Like the main character in this book, I am not a vampire fan nor do I like senseless violence in "entertainment". I am somewhat familiar with the authors works of a historical nature. You can be pretty sure that the historical content is accurate, or at least founded on some aspect of real history. I was curious to see what a historical writer could do with a work of fiction and was pleasantly surprised. Overall I found this book entertaining, very imaginative, hilarious in parts and I think perhaps it was fun to write. The main character is forcefully engaging, although not a traditional hero figure. I especially liked the very last segment of this story. Not to give anything away, but while we are plodding along toward what seems like a sad and inevitable disaster, something unexpected occurs. That is what made this story for me. I quite enjoyed the final twist. Kind of like a tart slice of lime plopped into the glass of seltzer at the last minute.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Fun with the undead! March 18, 2012
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It's an extremely original work with fine writing, a great plot, history, suspense and some sadness. Kill All the Vampire Writers moves along briskly with a narrator who is in the perfect position to fill us in on some of the most interesting historical events. I recommend it highly. This book has a lot of heart. Well done!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Witty And Masterfully Written February 12, 2012
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'Kill All The Vampire Writers' is not only witty and masterfully written, but breathes new life into the genre. It happens to be the first vampire novel in a long time that doesn't suck - and if you want to know what that really means, you'll have to read the book!
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5.0 out of 5 stars i loved this and didn't think i would February 12, 2012
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this main character is very interesting. I loved the historic fiction part. and I did come to sympathize with the narrator. I learned about all kinds of things: NH history, privateering, baltimore, and more. give it a try. it really is a fun, quick read.
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