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Vampires Suck [Blu-ray] (2010)

Jenn Proske , Matt Lanter , Jason Friedberg , Aaron Seltzer  |  PG-13 |  Blu-ray
3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (171 customer reviews)

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  • Actors: Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Chris Riggi, Kelsey Ford, Anneliese van der Pol
  • Directors: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
  • Format: AC-3, Blu-ray, Color, Dolby, DTS Surround Sound, Dubbed, NTSC, Subtitled, Widescreen
  • Language: English (Dolby TrueHD), French (Dolby Digital 5.1), Spanish (Dolby Digital 5.1)
  • Subtitles: English, Spanish
  • Dubbed: French
  • Region: Region A/1 (Read more about DVD/Blu-ray formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
  • Number of discs: 2
  • Rated: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
  • Studio: Twentieth Century Fox
  • DVD Release Date: November 30, 2010
  • Run Time: 82 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (171 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B003UESJC4
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #62,260 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)

Special Features

Disc 1:
Theatrical Version
Unrated Version
Deleted Scenes
Gag Reel

Disc 2: Digital Copy

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Sink your teeth into the Extended Bite Me Edition of the hysterically funny spoof, Vampires Suck--with more outrageous humor and bloody good fun! Becca, an angst-ridden teenager at a new high school, finds herself torn between two supernatural suitors: a moody vampire and an extremely hairy werewolf. From the comedy masterminds who brought you Scary Movie and co-starring Ken Jeong (The Hangover), this laugh-out-loud comedy will leave you howling for more!

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22 of 24 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars This Movie Was Created Just For ME!!! January 6, 2011
This movie only got a 4% on the Rottentomato Rating and in spite of that I still watched it because I knew it would be just for me. I've read the twilight saga(several times)and just loved it. When the movies came out I knew I couldn't possible like them because the book is almost always better than the movie. But curiosity got the better of me and I watched them anyways and to my great horror they were ever worse then I had imagined they would be.
However, Vampires Suck was AWESOME! Just watching Jenn Proske's phenomenal impersonation of Kristen Stewart's twitchy performance was enough to have me laughing like a maniac. So if you fall into the small category of people who've seen and disliked the Twilight movies and also know a lot about the series through the books then you will like this movie.
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23 of 26 people found the following review helpful
I saw this film in theaters. I am in NO WAY a fan of the twilight books, or movies. But, even though I am a sane adult male, I have seen the films, and read all the books. Needless to say, am an informed on the matter of twilight.

I usually stray away from parody movies of late, mostly due to the fact that they are getting dumber and dumber... not to mention more vulgar as each new movie is made. However, the writers of this movie really did their homework. This movie does a great job of taking all those people obsessed with Twilight and giving them a big 'ole middle finger.

All in all, a great movie for anyone who was forced to see or have anything to do with the twilight saga. 5 Stars!
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12 of 13 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Twilight fan forever but THIS was funny September 29, 2011
I saw the previews for this film and thought, "I'd never in my next lifetime watch this bull." But I accidentally flipped to it while watching TV and the scene with James, Laurent and Victoria (in this film Jack, Antoine and Rachel) about to kill the boat guy was on. When Antoine started eating Cheetos, that did it for me. I had to see what this goofy movie was. By the time I figured out it was the film I'd been protesting seeing (diehard fan, read 2 of the 5 books twice, own all the films, went to Comic Con to meet cast members, have a Taylor Lautner umbrella and blanket), it was way too late and I was laughing too hard. Usually parodies don't even bother to get the scenes right. They just jumble a bunch of big scenes together and make fun of them, but the writers/directors/cast really went above and beyond to mimic every single detail in the "Twilight" saga, including the vampire grimace when they're around humans, the apple-shoe scene, the countdown by the window, and even the clothes. Then there was stuff that completely threw me off, like the Tampon scene, the wolf pack doing a dance scene, the wheelchair fight with Billy and Charlie, and the Team Jacob versus Team Edward fanatics. This was funny stuff. It got to the point where I stopped doing anything and just sat down to watch the movie because if you look away, you'll miss something funny, like book titles.

They really weren't pulling any punches with tearing into Bella's (or Becca, in this film) character. The kissing scene in the bedroom made me crack up laughing. I never knew Matt Lanter was this funny. When he did the "That was awesome" in that high-pitched voice, he officially upped his fan points from me. I just knew him as the brooding guy from "90210.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Good for Dumb Laughs January 29, 2011
By Joseph_
After going through three somehow outragously popular movies and four angst-ridden novels, one would think it was high time for a spoof of Twilight to be born. After all, there are hundreds of them on Youtube, and come on, let's be honest: the franchise practically begs for a good spoof. So I was amused to hear an official one had been scheduled, but thought it wise to save my money and wait to rent the spoof- because frankly, these movies are usually a waste of talent, money, and time.

Clearly from the negative reaction, nobody really liked this movie. But I was surprised to find myself laughing harder than I had in a long time at this silly movie. The humor is well-done and excellently paced, typically lasting five minutes without some gag, and it pokes fun at Twilight in every way imaginable. Granted, most of the humor I laughed so hard at was slap-stick and, in one case, toilet humor (come on, a fart can be occasionally funny). But it was stupid laughs, and I was grateful for this movie cheering me up a bit.

Naturally, these kind of movies come ridden with sexual innuendos, and there were a couple cringe-worthy jokes sprinkled throughout the layers of "Vampires Suck". You have to be ready to ignore these and accept the movie for the bigger picture- it's just a movie making fun of a movie, made by grown-ups who never really grew up.

The acting was well-done, and they all timed their humor perfectly. Some of the gags were outright random (Lady Gaga, vampire squirrel) and others placed there with no coincidence (the joke about Tiger Woods, anyone?), and most of it was unbeliavable and slapstick, but throughly funny.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Really fun for spoof lovers
As a non-Twilight lover, I thought this was hilarious. It really nails all the ridiculous melodrama and bad acting from the first two movies. Read more
Published 17 days ago by Willow R.
4.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious!!
My daughter wanted this for Christmas, so I purchased it for her. Of course she loved it!! The price wasn't too bad either; even with the shipping costs.
Published 24 days ago by Terri L Kelly
4.0 out of 5 stars worth the 90 minutes
Funny spoof, its worth the 90 minutes if you're even somewhat familiar with the Twilight series! Matt Lanter and Jenn Proske are hilarious as the odd couple Edward and Becca.
Published 1 month ago by Kelly Niswonger
5.0 out of 5 stars FUNNY
I am a Twilight fan but I think this was hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing through it. Some of the craziest stuff happens, Charlie with the blow up doll was so funny and just... Read more
Published 1 month ago by Bambi L. Tuckey
4.0 out of 5 stars Pretty funny.
Becca was spot on Bella. Kristen Stewart has the acting ability of a stale potato chip and this girl played her perfectly down to every stupid mannerism.
Published 1 month ago by Rebecca Ice
3.0 out of 5 stars DUMB
This movie is a spoof off of all the Vampire movies. It was funny in parts and kinda dumb in others. TEEN daughters loved it.
Published 2 months ago by Christine A. Pawasarat
5.0 out of 5 stars Laughter from Beginning to End
I could not stop laughing. I mean the gut howling laughter that makes you glad you are alone in your room. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Samantha Penigar
1.0 out of 5 stars That's not all that sucks
This movie sucked the BIG KAHUNA. Man, I watched it quite a few months apart to get a fair assessment of it and my view remains the same.
Published 2 months ago by T. Jackson
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny
I love this movie. This is so funny and when I ordered it it came in great condition. And I got the extended version
Published 2 months ago by ttpopstar
4.0 out of 5 stars hilarious
it was way better than i thought it would be, especially vampires who use texas pete sauce, i thought the dad was a bit disturbing.
Published 2 months ago by W. Green
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