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Vampires Suck

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Sink your teeth into the Extended Bite Me Edition of the hysterically funny spoof, Vampires Suck--with more outrageous humor and bloody good fun! Becca, an angst-ridden teenager at a new high school, finds herself torn between two supernatural suitors: a moody vampire and an extremely hairy werewolf. From the comedy masterminds who brought you Scary Movie and co-starring Ken Jeong (The Hangover), this laugh-out-loud comedy will leave you howling for more!

If any pop-culture phenomenon ever deserved a send-up, surely it's the Twilight world, with its overheated vampire love and shirtless teenage werewolves. The moment is seized by Vampires Suck, yet another movie parody from the team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the boys behind Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans. As in their previous spoofs, Friedberg and Seltzer string together some jokes around the plot, a few topical references, and a barrage of irrelevant pop-culture allusions (unless you can figure out how Tiger Woods, the Kardashians, and Lady Gaga are relevant to the proceedings). The first couple of Twilight pictures are rapidly condensed, with heroine Becca (Jenn Proske) moving to a rainy town in Washington and meeting the unnaturally pale Edward Sullen (Matt Lanter), whose vampire clan can hardly keep from draining Becca's blood on the spot. Of course there's also wolf-boy Jacob (Chris Riggi), who reminds Becca that he is contractually obligated to take his shirt off and expose his bare chest (his torso here is more elaborate than in the real Twilight movies) every 10 minutes. That joke is an example of how far Vampires Suck is behind its own audience; the movie hits the obvious points, with plenty of dead air in between. A few gags pay off, including Jacob's werewolf clan (shirtless, natch) breaking out into a dance routine to "It's Raining Men." And Jenn Proske, in her film debut, does a lights-out impersonation of Kristen Stewart's trembling Bella from the series, right down to every last downward glance and stutter. It's a performance that deserves a better setting. --Robert Horton

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  • Product Details

    • Actors: Ken Jeong, Matt Lanter, Anneliese van der Pol
    • Directors: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
    • Format: Multiple Formats, AC-3, Color, Dolby, Dubbed, NTSC, Subtitled, Widescreen
    • Language: English (Dolby Digital 5.1), French (Dolby Surround), Spanish (Dolby Surround)
    • Subtitles: English, Spanish
    • Dubbed: French
    • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
    • Number of discs: 1
    • Rated: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
    • Studio: Twentieth Century Fox
    • DVD Release Date: November 30, 2010
    • Run Time: 82 minutes
    • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (221 customer reviews)
    • ASIN: B003UESJBU
    • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #16,946 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)

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    27 of 29 people found the following review helpful By Brina L. Pursley on January 6, 2011
    Format: DVD
    This movie only got a 4% on the Rottentomato Rating and in spite of that I still watched it because I knew it would be just for me. I've read the twilight saga(several times)and just loved it. When the movies came out I knew I couldn't possible like them because the book is almost always better than the movie. But curiosity got the better of me and I watched them anyways and to my great horror they were ever worse then I had imagined they would be.
    However, Vampires Suck was AWESOME! Just watching Jenn Proske's phenomenal impersonation of Kristen Stewart's twitchy performance was enough to have me laughing like a maniac. So if you fall into the small category of people who've seen and disliked the Twilight movies and also know a lot about the series through the books then you will like this movie.
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    27 of 30 people found the following review helpful By Christopher B Klecz on January 12, 2011
    Format: Blu-ray
    I saw this film in theaters. I am in NO WAY a fan of the twilight books, or movies. But, even though I am a sane adult male, I have seen the films, and read all the books. Needless to say, am an informed on the matter of twilight.

    I usually stray away from parody movies of late, mostly due to the fact that they are getting dumber and dumber... not to mention more vulgar as each new movie is made. However, the writers of this movie really did their homework. This movie does a great job of taking all those people obsessed with Twilight and giving them a big 'ole middle finger.

    All in all, a great movie for anyone who was forced to see or have anything to do with the twilight saga. 5 Stars!
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    12 of 12 people found the following review helpful By Joseph_ on January 29, 2011
    Format: DVD
    After going through three somehow outragously popular movies and four angst-ridden novels, one would think it was high time for a spoof of Twilight to be born. After all, there are hundreds of them on Youtube, and come on, let's be honest: the franchise practically begs for a good spoof. So I was amused to hear an official one had been scheduled, but thought it wise to save my money and wait to rent the spoof- because frankly, these movies are usually a waste of talent, money, and time.

    Clearly from the negative reaction, nobody really liked this movie. But I was surprised to find myself laughing harder than I had in a long time at this silly movie. The humor is well-done and excellently paced, typically lasting five minutes without some gag, and it pokes fun at Twilight in every way imaginable. Granted, most of the humor I laughed so hard at was slap-stick and, in one case, toilet humor (come on, a fart can be occasionally funny). But it was stupid laughs, and I was grateful for this movie cheering me up a bit.

    Naturally, these kind of movies come ridden with sexual innuendos, and there were a couple cringe-worthy jokes sprinkled throughout the layers of "Vampires Suck". You have to be ready to ignore these and accept the movie for the bigger picture- it's just a movie making fun of a movie, made by grown-ups who never really grew up.

    The acting was well-done, and they all timed their humor perfectly. Some of the gags were outright random (Lady Gaga, vampire squirrel) and others placed there with no coincidence (the joke about Tiger Woods, anyone?), and most of it was unbeliavable and slapstick, but throughly funny.
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    5 of 5 people found the following review helpful By fra7299 VINE VOICE on December 3, 2011
    Format: DVD
    The quality of comic spoofs has seriously diminished over the years, focusing more on grossing you out rather than poking fun at a popular movie franchise. I think of how awful The Scary Movie sequels have become. The many recycled imitators (Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Meet the Spartans, etc) are more of an exercise in crudeness than humor. While Vampires Suck does have some grossness (and a lot of stupidity), it really is more about the mile a minute gags aimed at the Twilight Saga. It is a film that those who hate--or love--the Twilight series can appreciate and laugh at. This film reminded me a lot of the old Spy Hard, Hot Shots, and Naked Gun films with Leslie Neilson, which offered quick and witty lines, slapstick humor and clever timing. Although the directors for this film bombed with some earlier films (the aforementioned Meet the Spartans, Date Movie and Disaster Movie come to mind), Vampires Suck does scale down the gross and lewd level and mainly focuses on taking full aim at pop culture and Twilight. Celebrities, popular artists are fair game as well. The lead actress, Jenn Proske, does a fine job of mimicking Bella. There are many clever, witty lines scattered throughout, and this is a satire that finally works.

    Over all, Vampires Suck really doesn't suck that much. Actually, it is a great spoof with some bite and insight, which rises above some of the recent spoof failures aimed at dumbing down comedy.
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    7 of 8 people found the following review helpful By Rockus Rollius the big Turkus! on February 25, 2012
    Format: Blu-ray Verified Purchase
    Spoof movies are a guilty pleasure of mine. I have loved them ever since the day that I first saw the now legendary and classic spoof movie "Airplane!". Vampires Suck carries on the tradition of the spoof movie by poking fun at the popular Twilight movies. Now, to be honest, I enjoy the Twilight films. I even took my Wife to see the latest Twilight movie, Breaking Dawn Part 1, and we both had a great time. They're fun little movies in their own right, if you don't take them too seriously. Anywhoos...Vampires Suck is the story of Becca Crane, played wonderfully here by Jenn Proske, who is a high school teenager that meets and falls in love with a vampire that goes to her school and is also in her biology class. This vampire student is named Edward Sullen, played superbly by Matt Lanter. Now, mind you, half the fun of this movie is knowing the source material on exactly who these characters are spoofing, and all I can say is, Jenn and Matt do a great send-up job on the characters that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson portray in the Twilight Saga films.

    Vampires are quickly overtaking the little town of Sporks, Washington, and Becca's dumb and clueless father, portrayed by the great Diedrich Bader, who is the Sheriff of Sporks, can't seem to get to the bottom of the mystery. Meanwhile, the mortal enemies of the vampires are the werewolves, which just so coincidentally one of them happens to be another local boy that Becca knows named Jacob, played by Christopher N. Riggi. Jacob falls madly in love with Becca, and warns her about staying away from Edward...and, well, we get a whole lot of hilarious gags based on this preposterous love triangle.
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