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Vamps 2: Blood Sisters

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3 star:		(0)
2 star:		(2)
1 star:		(2)

 

 

Finally, a sequel to the "Gone With The Wind of Vampire Stripper Movies"! This movie continues the story that began in "Vamps : Deadly Dreamgirls" which is included as a special bonus. You get to find out if a relationship between an ex-priest and a newly turned vampire stripper can work out. Glori-Anne Gilbert joins the cast as Heather (all grown up and now looking like a professional dancer). Paul Morris returns as Seamus. Guess what, Amber Newman's character who played Randi in the first movie, had a twin sister who is a vampire. Who is not at all pleased her sister is dead. Loaded with hot dancers and they even threw in a plot at no extra charge. Joe Bob Briggs gave 3 1/2 stars out of 4.

This movie has everything you could ask for in a vampire movie from a blood bath with a naked Amber Newman to a blood orgasm with Glori-Anne Gilbert. The strip club scenes had a feel of realism to them. None of that cheesy feeling the director had never been to a strip club and repeats 30 seconds of footage over and over. This two disk set also included a short film Portal:the movie that I found hilarious. One of my favorite parts in the extras is the homage to boobies. There sure were plenty of them to chose from in this movie.

Well almost at it's best. This is no Young Frankenstein but still s good way to waste a little time!

Wow, I thought this project had been shelved. It was filmed ages ago and I never heard of any kind of release or anything. Glad to see it finally made it out, even though it was a few years ago.

I was an extra in the strip club scenes, but I have no idea how much you see me, if at all. A key point you might see me in is when one of the strippers kills some dude on stage and all the guys in the club scramble for the doors. I had the brilliant idea of slamming some guy to the ground to get him out of my way, making me the second to last guy out. Not sure if that bit made the cut, but if it did, that's me.

I gotta say, I distinctly remember the filming was a bit on the, shall we say, "lower than low budget" side, and the acting, well, I'm not sure we can really call it that. It was fun, though.

Just ordered it for about $3 bucks. Can't wait to see if I made it in.

And yes, pun more or less intended. I finally got a copy today, really against my better judgement, but it was cheap (at a store that shall remain nameless) and two discs so I hoped against hope that it'd be a decent deal. Man, was I wrong! If I knew it'd be this bad you couldn't have GIVEN it to me! I expected it to be low budget but jeez, they must've only used about $100 worth of videotape, instead of using film. The 1996 original was the worst in all respects but at least the sequel kinda had a couple of funny jokes. Still, it'd cut back and forth between being on videotape and digital tape, I guess it was. In both films the stripping was so boring that I'd fast forward through it, but at least the dancers were pretty decent looking for the most part. The acting in both films was atrocious, as were the stupidest, phoniest fight scenes ever, and who the hell was in charge of the sucky music? What was up with that? I know that their budget either didn't allow for using at least some popular music, or else they weren't given permission to, I guess, but the songs (which were all vampire-themed, of course) were just soooo bad, musically.

BTW, is it just me or did anyone else notice the similarity between the ex-priest actor and his chubby friend with long dark hair and full facial hair, Larry, and Kevin Smith and his goateed friend in "Clerks"? Coincidence? You be the judge.

Anyway, if you like fake breasts (though there were some real ones, too), atrocious acting, phony fight scene, gahdawful music and Z-budget films then by all means get this DVD set. It's right up your alley.

Don't waste your time or energy. Even with the incredible Amber Newman, this is a piece of trupe that isn't worth seeing. Pass on it.

Glori-Anne Gilbert is the only good thing in this movie, because of her beautiful appearance. But all in all Blood Sisters: Vamps 2, is a dull boring skin flick, with over the top performances.