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  ''Gossips, fist fights, drink drivers expats in France says it all,''  by The wee pee.

''Entertaining French farce featuring a mostly-English cast, '' By  Swizzlestick

This is a refreshingly honest account of what happens in many ex-pat societies, how they still drive English registered cars despite being in France for years, work on the black and skirt about the law, running unregistered B&B's These are things you don't hear about too much in the rose tinted glasses, stories that pander to those who dream of an idyllic life in France.

 A fun entertaining read that wouldn't go a miss as a TV series, hurry up with the sequel! ''
By KazzieB - Amazon UK

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I live in France and expected a very light superficial read.  Well, I have to say I was in for a surprise. It wasn't long before I was so absorbed in Vantastic France.
There are a lot of light hearted fun moments in the book, but it is also a very honest and a real narrative about what living in France is really like for English ex pats (of which I am one, in Brittany, where the story is set) and for the Breton people who have to put up with us!
Vantastic France is however much more than the above. It is also a very moving story properly constructed, which deals with issues such as loyalty, snobbery, family secrets and difficulties in second-time-round relationships and step parenting.
This is not just a book for ex-pats living in France, it is a heart-warming story about real people that leaves the reader wanting more.

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Product Details

  • Paperback: 222 pages
  • Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (February 6, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 146996032X
  • ISBN-13: 978-1469960326
  • Product Dimensions: 5.2 x 0.5 x 8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (8 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #7,081,610 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Steve Bichard was born on Guernsey in the Channel Islands, but spends much of his time in France.

Vantastic France was conceived after spending many hours listening to the trials and tribulations of ex-pats living in France.

Although, all of his characters are fictional in his first published novel, it highlights some of the highs and lows of embarking on a new live in France.

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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful By Leslie M. Ficcaglia on May 1, 2012
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The previous reviewer has a much better command of punctuation than the author; I'm surprised that he didn't notice the distracting errors. Commas are missing in many places, even where their lack changes the meaning, as in "Well we could well have Sharon." instead of "Well, we could well have, Sharon." The dialogue in the book is also stilted and cliché-ridden; for some reason the writer doesn't like contractions, so conversations sound stiff and unnatural (e.g. "I have" instead of "I've" in a casual discussion). His use of tenses is odd, too; he begins some paragraphs in the past tense and then switches to the present in a manner which is confusing ("...their standard of renovation was more suited to a French chateau... His way, which is more cost effective...") I started reading this last night and stopped after several pages because it just wasn't what I had expected. I've bought other inexpensive Kindle books before and some have been real gems: well-conceived, well-edited, and well-written. This isn't one of those.

Updated to add: Now that I've gone back and read the book, it's a good story and an interesting read. If the author has a more rigorous editor go over it and reissues it, it will be a lot better. A good editor would also have picked up his changing the name of one character from Étienne to Pascal, and changing the spelling of another character's name from Clare to Claire. Details, but all together they can really affect a reading experience!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Paulita on October 24, 2013
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I liked that this book took a different tact. Rarely do we see characters who are a working class family decide to move to France. The author definitely takes aim at all the middle-class families who move from the UK to France and then look down their noses at the French.
I enjoyed these characters. Some parts of the book jumped around and were confusing, but I was able to let go of those and enjoy the adventure. Overall the story was fun.
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When living abroad you do tend to find yourself flung into the local expat community, but just because we have come from the same place and arrived in the same place there is no standard ‘one size fits all’ expat, and you will find yourself mixing with people who back in the UK your paths would never have crossed. You soon learn who is likely to enrich your life and who to politely avoid – sometimes your choices surprise you! Also, daily life as an expat is not the same as being on holiday and there can be just as many downs as ups.

In Vantastic France Steve Bichard has done a really good job of describing the highs and lows of a new family settling into rural Brittany and finding their place amongst their French neighbours and the expats already there. It is a fun, easy read that in many places had me laughing and nodding in agreement. I’m sure many other expats reading it will find themselves thinking ‘oh yes, I’ve met a Clarissa or a Barry before’. I certainly had a great affinity with Linda and her vegetable growing. This is Steve’s first novel and I thought it moved along very well and the ending has been left in a great place for a follow up, as I’m sure Steve has plenty more stories for the loveable rogue Barry and his long suffering wife Linda. My only small criticism would be that at times some things are a little over explained, which I found a bit unnecessary.
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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful By Beth H. on March 10, 2012
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"Living the dream" usually comes with a price, as Steve Bichard's Kindle version clearly demonstrates. As an American, I had a difficult time "getting" some of the references at first, but the context provided in the plot subtleties quickly had me catching on and empathizing with these "ex-pats", Linda and Barry, and their desire to improve quality of life through their move to the beautiful French countryside. Once there, they are not necessarily greeted with open arms, mainly due to the snobbery of neighbor Clarissa and some old business of Barry's (often compounded by his rotten temper!). Intrigue and old secrets, coupled with new complications run rampant, in contrast with the quiet and peaceful countryside that is meant to soothe rather than agitate.
Bichard's characters are quite realistic and immediately relatable for anyone who has ever been in the shoes of a newcomer. Barry's temper and Clarissa's mean-spiritedness highlight the imperfections of each, but also show that they are human, susceptible to their own weaknesses by reacting to situations presented as they are used to by habit. Dialogue is bright and witty, and true to each character. Linda's and Barry's love for each other is obvious through their well-written and realistic banter, for example.
The content of the plot is filled not only with information to benefit the English to French translation for the do-it-yourselfer, but also with some intriguing twists and turns to keep the reader entertained to see if it all turns out all right in the end! I do recommend this book for the information and entertainment value, equally!
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