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Vector File [VHS]

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THE VECTOR FILE offers us Casper van Dien (Starship Troopers, Python) as a geologist in New Zealand, recently separated from his wife (Catherine Oxenberg), and a good father to his daughter (India Oxenberg). Now, van Dien does better than one would expect but his performance cannot save this muddled, dull and illogical "thriller."

The only convincing thing is the lush and beautiful New Zealand scenery.

The film opens with a Russian somebody chewing his nails in front of his computer. He obviously is doing something he shouldn't. Voila! Three nasty agents (including one British accented lovely) bust in and tell him to stop his computer. He is sending an e-mail file to someone. He refuses and he is of course killed.

Flash to van Dien in New Zealand, a geologist who works at a place that also has a satellite dish which communicates with the several satellites in outer space. He takes his daughter to work and while she is doing horse pictures on the PC, the e-mail that the Russian sent is downloaded. The little girl is perplexed because she wants to print a copy of her horsie picture, but instead she prints out the 60+ page e-mail and when her dad comes in she stuffs it into her schoolbag, afraid he might spank her or something. Now, why was this e-mail sent to a geologist in New Zealand?

Pretty soon, the nasty agents appear in New Zealand and want that e-mail. We find out later the e-mail is a DNA code that mimics small pox, and could be sold to hostile nations for global biological warfare. Or something like that.

From then on out, the nasties set up van Dien by killing a security guard and then they for some inexplicable reason turn on the female lovely, kill her and frame van Dien again.

Van Dien grunts runs and fights like any good geologist would, and the movie careens to its utterly predictable ending.

The screenwriters have offered little explanation for van Dien's involvement, and when they try, they fail miserably. We never now who the girl agent was supposed to be.

Both Oxenbergs share the lack of any real acting talent and the pace is sluggish and soporific.

Not a good movie at all--even for Casper's friends.

This could have been a made for TV film. The plot is extremely weak, but many odd plot points are tied up by the twist at the end. For some reason (explained at the end) Gerry Anderson (Casper) is sent a secret DNA code by Russians who dress in black/navy blue and walk to heavy bass music. However Gerry didn't get them. Instead his daughter got them by accidentally printing out a ream of printer paper in an effort to print out a drawing she did on a computer of a horse (dad kids her and calls it a giraffe). She hides the paper in her school bag unbeknown to Dad. He has her for the weekend while his wife (MILF Oxenberg) is ...? I'm not sure. The Russians show up and trash his place and try to get him, but he gets away. When the cops show up there is no sign of anyone being there, including the dead body. The movie steals bad lines from other movies in an attempt to be cute such as "Woman: Can't live with them. Can't shoot them."

Even the seduction scene was lame. No sex. No nudity. They could have at least teased us by having the woman run the shower and showing her drop a towel on the floor. If your going to steal from other films, take something good. The action was slow paced and not very exciting even during the action scenes. The movie suffered from a bad script. I though India Oxenberg did a good job as a child actor. Van Dien is her real life step-dad and her mother played her mother who once dated John Kerry. During his run for the President, Karl Rove started a muck campaign claiming she was his daughter.

I'm into action and adventure, the more going on the better. I found this a tad dull, I enjoyed the cast of characters, and even the story plot. But it was slow for my taste. However, it works for a rainy afternoon's entertainment. A bit of violence and language is about as risque as it gets.

Not as dull as some would have you believe. A few critics are overzealous in their underrating of what is a perfectly acceptable action/drama. When a geological surveyor is sent secret highly sensitive medical document from a brief acquaitance while at a seminar in Russia, it is accidentally intercepted by his daughter printing a horse picture. Unfortunately for his friends, family, and even a female from the Russian Undercover Police, the Russian mafia will kill anyone that may interfere with their pursuit of this biological weapon. At least here we can believe there is a weapon of mass destruction and not some fairytale to invade a country so we can control it's oil. If you enjoyed this movie, take a look at Echelon Conspiracy. Dos vidanya!

CA Luster

A Russian computer man mistakenly sends a secret DNA code to a New Zealand geologist. Russian agents track down the geologist, not realizing that his little girl intercepted the secret code while playing on his computer.

I'm watching this right now on cable and it is an unbelievable piece of holy cow! The long review below is right on, so many plot holes! I found myself making MST3K comments throughout the whole thing.