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Dad Versus The Grocery Store (A Short Story) Kindle Edition

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Length: 24 pages Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled

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"This is so my husband at the store! I laughed till I cried. So relateable that I had to read the best parts aloud to my husband. Benjamin Wallace does a great job at laughing at himself and he blesses us with allowing us to come along for the ride!"

"You can't go wrong with any of the Dumb White Husband books. I laughed until I cried. These are some of my favorite books. Highly recommend them if you want to constantly laugh."


"As a dumb husband having been sent to navigate the Savemart, this book was a laugh out loud tribute to the fish out of water that is a dumb husband on an errand."

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Product Details

  • File Size: 865 KB
  • Print Length: 24 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publication Date: September 25, 2011
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005PK42BS
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Not Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #9,051 Free in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Free in Kindle Store)
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Benjamin Wallace is the bestselling author of Post-Apocalyptic Nomadic Warriors, the Dumb White Husband series and other nonsense. He lives is Dallas, Texas where he complains about the heat-a lot.

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13 of 15 people found the following review helpful By Diane Henders on September 29, 2011
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Yes, I hurt myself laughing at the desperate antics of a dumb white husband who just wants to watch the game. Until now, I didn't realize it was possible to create edge-of-the seat suspense from such a seemingly simple goal.

Buy it. Enjoy. It's hard to find entertainment like this for under a buck.
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9 of 11 people found the following review helpful By MikeB on November 11, 2011
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Every husband I know of believes that the author was lurking around their home, watching them, to get the ideas for this story. It's brilliant and very very funny! Now, I am quite certain that this book was developed from watching me and my wnderful (and understanding!) wife. Wallace, for watching *me*, owes me a full length version of this!
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful By Bet on November 27, 2012
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Another laugh fest in a similar vein to Will I Ever Sleep Again? Dad Parenting: It's Only The First 40 Years That Are The Most Challenging. Highly enjoyable. An easy read that was just the tonic for keeping a smile on my face. There are a few of these types of reads out there, so I will keep investigating a few more of them.
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7 of 9 people found the following review helpful By Surprised Fan on September 26, 2011
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Lots of laughs.
Cannot wait until White Husband is left alone with the kids.

Well done Benjamin Wallace - following true to the sense of humor
shown in your first two novels, you have further revealed yourself.

Anxiously awaiting for more.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful By Lalla Rookh on January 30, 2012
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I happened upon this short story while it was free and I'm glad I downloaded it. The author's writing style is light and fun - picture you and dear friends out to dinner and drinks and the best story teller of the group is rattling off "another one of his stories" - sometimes they're campy, sometimes they're not, but you manage to laugh because hidden in the comedy is that bit of truth that makes it delightful. This is how I picture Benjamin Wallace's story telling (and yes, I am happy to say this story drew some very honest grins from me.) This is clean fun comedy - a light and quick read and very refreshing!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Rick on February 26, 2013
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Dumb white husband or not, we've all been in that moment where you need to do a chore and absolutely do not want to do it. This is a short story of what happens when that chore is the grocery store.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By G on February 13, 2013
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My husband does our grocery shopping and believe me this book is all about him. I laughed at many of the situations written in this book b/c I have been a part of them. Fun to read.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Redneck Scholar on January 7, 2013
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This is so my husband at the store! I laughed till I cried. So relateable that I had to read the best parts aloud to my husband. Benjamin Wallace does a great job at laughing at himself and he blesses us with allowing us to come along for the ride!
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