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A Very Larry Christmas

Larry the Cable GuyAudio CD
2.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (28 customer reviews)

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listen  1. Christmas Commentary 2:23$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen  2. The Christmas Story 2:14$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen  3. Santy For A Day 1:36$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen  4. Oh Holy Crap0:13$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen  5. Fat Holiday Relatives 1:27$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen  6. Singing Christmas Tree 1:33$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen  7. A Letter To Shania Twain 2:21$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen  8. Oh Little Girl From Birmingham0:19$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen  9. Waiter Commentary 1:32$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen10. Donny The Retard0:07$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen11. Pissed-Off Christmas Poem 1:37$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen12. The Most Wonderful Ass0:16$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen13. Titty Bar Christmas 2:07$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen14. Easy-To-Assemble 1:50$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen15. The First Queer Santy Claus0:14$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen16. Fruitcake Commentary 2:05$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen17. Santy Claus, Santy Claus 2:23$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen18. I Pissed My Pants0:23$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen19. Christmas Weight Gain 1:32$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen20. Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story 2:05$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen21. On The First Day Of Christmas0:06$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen22. Redneck Santa Claus 1:07$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen23. Hark, The Hairlip Angel0:08$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen24. A Letter To Santy Claus 1:42$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen25. Sticks And Horse Turds 1:21$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen26. Call A Doctor0:16$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen27. Gift-Giving 2:10$0.99  Buy MP3 
listen28. I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit By A Car0:28$0.99  Buy MP3 

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Product Details

  • Audio CD (November 16, 2004)
  • Number of Discs: 1
  • Label: Jack Records
  • ASIN: B00065GHBU
  • Average Customer Review: 2.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (28 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #129,270 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

Editorial Reviews

Larry The Cable Guy is a church-goin',strip bar-lovin', know-it-all redneck and he's coming to your house for the holidays, thanks to the Warner Bros. debut of the hilarious and politically incorrect A Very Larry Christmas. Starring on "Blue Collar TV" with Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Engvall, as he did on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, the Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (and soundtrack) and the forthcoming Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again (and soundtrack), Larry The Cable Guy has become one of the most popular comedians in the country.This season,"Git-R-Done!" and have A Very Larry Christmas.

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13 of 15 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars A Very Lame CD December 4, 2004
Format:Audio CD
I bought this CD with high hopes that it would be something I could enjoy throughout the holiday season. What a let-down. I chuckled at exactly one comment on one track and ended up scratching my head (or shaking it) on the others. Do not waste your time and money. If you refuse to believe the negative reviews...listen to a few of the tracks of this stinker at If that doesnt convince you then you deserve what you get.
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11 of 14 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Tapered at both ends December 1, 2004
Format:Audio CD
That's right, tapered at both ends. Larry (of whom I'm a fan) dropped a real stink pickle with this one. The lack of an audience certainly doesn't help, but frankly I don't think an audience would laugh at much of this performance. The whole thing smacks of cashing in on his popularity. This CD will probably detract from his continued success. There are a few modestly funny moments on this CD, but the material runs mostly between "not funny" and "less than funny". My IQ dropped fifteen points after listening to this just once. Save your money or buy "Lord, I Apologize" instead. If you've already got "Lord, I Apologize", buy some collectible plates. They'll be worth more in the long run.
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10 of 13 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Sticks & Horse Turds December 5, 2004
Format:Audio CD
The sticker on the front of the CD said that Larry wrote this at his kitchen table and I believe it. Nothing funny about it. It stunk like his dog that he says "prefers sticks and horse turds". Hopefully he will return to his old comedy form in the future, but don't waste you money on this looser. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
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4 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars I Can't Wait Until Next Christmas... January 25, 2005
Format:Audio CD
Larry the Cable Guy is a true redneck who thinks Benihana is a Mexican restaurant and pronounces spa as "spay". My favorite songs on this Christmas CD are "The First Queer Santy Claus", "Oh Little Girl From Birmingham" and "The Christmas Story" (not much of a song). This will make for the best redneck Christmas, unless you only use an 8-track player. Sorry rednecks, it's not available in that format anymore.

Anyways, buy this CD and "Git-R-Done" for the holidays. Also get both the Blue Collar Comedy Tour movies and watch Blue Collar TV on WB and Comedy Central.
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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Ughhhh!!!! December 27, 2004
Format:Audio CD
This CD is horrible. I laugh at the stupidest things but this was a torture to listen to. Save $15 and buy his other CD's. Larry sounds like he is reading for a room full of rednecks that are asleep. I'm not sure if it is the lack of an audience but I tried to chuckle at a few of the tracks and I just couldn't muster a smile. I enjoyed his "Lord, I Apologize" CD so much that I still listen to it and laugh. But this one does not 'git-r-done'.
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5.0 out of 5 stars great January 18, 2014
Format:Audio CD|Verified Purchase
it was great my dad loved it. I couldn't have asked for more. fast shipping, just wish could have got it before Christmas. but still loved it.
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5 of 8 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Larry gits'er done just in time for christmas! November 29, 2004
Format:Audio CD
If you are a true Larry The Cable Guy fan ignore the other bad reviews and get this cd! Yes Larry's opinions are over the top,but if you can't take it,then get the hell out of here waterhead! Every track is funny in my opinion I don't care who ya are! I do agree it's too bad the cd wasn't recorded live with laughing from the audience,but it does give it kind or a more personal feel having been recorded from Larry's kitchen,gotta go git a dip cup,Git-R-Done! Merry Christmas and not that Happy Holidays garbage!
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3 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars C'mon People - This isn't "A Pat Boone Christmas"! March 18, 2006
Format:Audio CD
This is A Larry Christmas CD and anyone who appreciates Larry The Cable Guy will find it humorous. If you were looking for "A Very Kathie Lee Christmas", look elsewhere!
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
1.0 out of 5 stars not one of larry the cable guys better albums !
I had one of his other christmas albums considered it to be better!
this one is just a lot of red neck filth !!!
Published 21 months ago by Russ H
1.0 out of 5 stars Not that good.
Wasn't impressed at all, wasn't what I thought it was going 2 b. Very disappointing.
Published on May 3, 2010 by Chad House
5.0 out of 5 stars Classic Comedy
Delivered as only Larry The Cable Guy can deliver, Christmas Larry style. This one is entertaining but not as good as his earlier work, even so, well worth the purchase if you're a... Read more
Published on April 26, 2010 by Ricky Lee Hicks
5.0 out of 5 stars A Very Larry Christmas
for it is larry parts are for adults for adult humor But if a Larry fan it is GREAT
Published on September 12, 2009 by James P. Mcconnell
1.0 out of 5 stars A Very Unpleasant Christmas
This cd was a HUGE disappointment. My husband really likes this comedian and this cd did not even come close to being an enjoyable experience. Read more
Published on December 26, 2008 by Tine
1.0 out of 5 stars WAS a Larry the Cable Guy Fan, not any more
Okay, I have every Larry the Cable Guy Comedy CD, I was a HUGE fan. I bought this Christmas CD to listen to to boost the holiday season. WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT! Read more
Published on November 24, 2008 by M. Klosowski
5.0 out of 5 stars A Very larry Christmas
We received it so fast and have enjoyed every minute of it. Larry has got to be the funniest person. He is so natural and believable.
Published on January 28, 2007 by Connie R. Ransen
4.0 out of 5 stars i very larry christmas
this is good buy for those who like the old larry comedy. you will laugh.
Published on January 21, 2007 by Richard D. Roberts
1.0 out of 5 stars *Shudders*
I bought this for my dad for Christmas. What a disappointment! This cd is awful- and we normally love Larry the Cable Guy! Read more
Published on December 26, 2006 by TAHINAZ
1.0 out of 5 stars Do not waste your money
I use to love Larry's work, but this is the worse CD I have ever purchased. It seemed as if there was no thought into making this CD. I think he needed money for Christmas. Read more
Published on December 13, 2006 by ffbatman
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