In Japan these are sold as SHOULDER MASSAGERS. NOT dildos.
Hell, in Japan Town in S.F. they are sold as shoulder massagers!
Honestly people, do your research before you buy something. *sigh*
Again, this is a shoulder massager. It was never intended for masturbation.
Just because something vibrates, doesn't mean that it's going to feel good "down there".
*FACEPALM*