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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
Please watch this movie with your Dad or brother.,
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This review is from: Spill (DVD)
I agree with the guy that says this movie sucks, but that's why you have to watch this movie with your dad or brother(s). I promise you will be able to watch this movie and die laughing watching it. There a lot of movies that claim to be so bad, you'll love it. I've watched those movies and just walked away feeling punched in the gut they were so stupid. I love the slow motion effects of guys getting blow away, or Bosworths' fist a mile away from some poor guy's chin while this very wimpy sounding body blow sound emerges out of thin air. There's also this hard-biting journalist that is so stereo-typically dressed you'll think you're watching a scene from the superman at the daily planet. You've got to watch this movie, I promise you'll be able to watch the whole thing, but it's a guy thing, so you got to watch it with one of your friends or it'll be no fun cracking up by yourself. Plus you can tune it out while it's still playing to talk about something else and just turn back to it without missing a beat.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
THE BOZ AND THE BUG,
By Michael Butts (Berkeley Springs, WV USA) - See all my reviews (VINE VOICE) (TOP 1000 REVIEWER) (HALL OF FAME REVIEWER) (REAL NAME)
This review is from: Virus (DVD)
During a gathering of world leaders for an environmental summit at a national park in Oregon, a truck loaded with banned "binary" biowarfare agents plunges off a cliff, dumping its lethal cargo into a stream that empties into the Yellowstone River. Brian Bosworth brings his usual brand of humorous machismo to the role of Secret Service Agent to the President, who stumbles upon the spill while casing the place prior to the summit. With the help of a local veterinarian (played with little energy by Leah Pinsent), Bosworth finds some stricken campers, they both catch the virus, and are hospitalized in a fake hosptial set up by Petrodyne chemicals and the government. Somehow they've miraculously escaped the virus, break out and begin a chase scene through the Oregon wilderness.
The usual government cover-ups are present, along with the typical villains and so-called "patriots." This movie lacks the usual high energy of Boz's other films and he seems a little worn out in this one (maybe it's the virus?). An entertaining, if derivative, film, that would be an entertaining rental, but I wouldn't buy unless you own a Bosworth collection.
2.0 out of 5 stars
not for me,
By A Customer
This review is from: Virus [VHS] (VHS Tape)
I usually like thrillers and i liked curtis in a fish called wanda so I thought why not bottom line I didn't like it w/ thrillers u got to stick w/ the classics
2 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Spill,
This review is from: Spill (DVD)
SPILL
The film has a handsome, former college football player, an intrepid reporter, a beautiful veterinarian, the Machiavellian presidential advisor, a greedy, careless truck driver, an assortment of federal bad guys, and a very inept President. I don't know why New Jersey was chosen as the site for the evil defense contractor, Prodichem Military Biowarfare Unit. Perhaps, the writer or director had seen the Toxic Avenge and was making a parody. The film began in seriousness, but once Ken Fairchild, former college football and head of the President's Secret Service detail, was introduced, the film degenerated into football metaphors and childish behaviors; for example, a raw egg pushed into someone's face. Most truckers I have met would have been outraged by Ripley, the trucker, in this film. Ripley knew what he was carrying in his tanker, but a briefcase of money caused him to toss all caution and safe driving rules out the window. When Fairchild met Larraine Keller, the beautiful vet, sitting on top of her horse in the Thermal Wells National Park in Oregon, there was hope that the film might become interesting, but alas, this was not to be. Later, we are told that Larraine had been a fan of Fairchild since college. Of course, Fairchild and Keller survived exposure to the biological agent in Ripley's tanker. They had to fight their way through government agents and the wilderness to save the world leaders' ecological conference at the Old Mill. Ripley tagged along most of the way until he met his end at the money tree. You have to see the film to understand about the money tree scene. The scenery of Ontario's Algonquin Park was the only plus for this 1996 film. If you have ninety minutes to waste, then this is the movie for you. If you want to see an excellent biological terror movie made with a definite purpose, then the 1971 Andromeda Strain is the one to watch reflectively.
1 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
It's better then most 3 star movies,
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This review is from: Virus (DVD)
It's not the worst movie I've ever seen, and I've seen alot of movies, great, good, ok and bad ones.Watch It and deside for yourself.
5 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
The worst movie of all time,
By Bruni Bergeron (Montreal, Canada) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Virus [VHS] (VHS Tape)
This is supposed to be an action/thriller movie, but yo will laugh like you never laugh before.. Why? because this is the most disgraceful movie of all time, for the script, the directing, the actors, and even the music.It's about a virus that contaminate a little town and makes pink bubbles on the top of a river. Everybody is contamined except our hero: Ken Fairchild. Why? because he have a cold...I don't tell you the end because it's too creepy. And there's lot of directing errors like when a car, for no apparent reason, explode in the air not one, but two times. I tell you that you should see this movie once in your life. After you'll be able t say:I saw the worst movie of all times. If you can stay in front of your tv for all movie long you'll be able to say like Ken:"Yeah, I succeed! "
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