Viva la Repartee: Clever Comebacks and Witty Retorts from History's Great Wits and Wordsmiths [Hardcover]

Mardy Grothe (Author)

Book Description

Release date: November 1, 2005

For most of us, that perfect retort or witty reply often escapes us when we need it most, only to come to mind with perfect clarity when it's too late to be useful. The twentieth-century writer Heywood Broun described this all-too-common phenomenon when he wrote "Repartee is what we wish we'd said."

In Viva la Repartee, Dr. Mardy Grothe, author of Oxymoronica, has lovingly assembled a collection of masterfully composed -- and perfectly timed -- replies that have turned the tables on opponents and adversaries. This delightful volume is a celebration of the most impressive retorts, ripostes, rejoinders, comebacks, quips, ad-libs, bon mots, off-the-cuff comments, wisecracks, and other clever remarks ever to come out of the mouths -- and from the pens -- of people throughout history. Touching on all areas of human endeavor, including politics, the arts, literature, sports, relationships, and even the risqué, the book features contributions from Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain, Dorothy Parker, Mae West, Groucho Marx, Winston Churchill, Dolly Parton, and scores more.

As entertaining as it is intellectually enriching, Viva la Repartee is sure to capture the attention of language lovers and is the perfect antidote for anyone who's ever thought I wish I'd said that!

Editorial Reviews

Review

“Mardy Grothe’s exquisite collection of retorts, ripostes, and rebuffs celebrates language in its most clever, precise, and hilarious form.” (-- Richard Lederer, author of Anguished English)

“If words could be weapons, this book is a collection of weapons of mass delectation.” (-- Anu Garg, author of Another Word A Day)

“It’s a must for anyone who loves a quick word from a quick wit.” (-- Erin McKean, editor of Verbatim: The Language Quarterly)

“A glittering display of comebacks and put-downs from the funniest people on earth.” (-- Robert Byrne, compiler of The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said)

“Viva La Repartee is a spectacular feast of the most brilliant retorts and wittiest zingers ever delivered.” (-- Don Hauptman, author of Cruel and Unusual Puns and Acronymania)

“A joyously fun compendium of wit and one-upmanship by the world’s great riposte artists....A brilliant stocking stuffer.” (Forbes FYI)

“If you’ve ever delivered a razor-sharp riposte or rebuff...you’ll savor this collection.” (Hartford Courant)

“Ever wish you could wow people with your wit? Viva la Repartee, by Mardy Grothe, tells you how. ” (Dallas Morning News)

About the Author

Dr. Mardy Grothe is a psychologist, management consultant, and public speaker. He is the author of five previous word-and-language books: I Never Metaphor I Didn't Like, Viva la Repartee, Oxymoronica, Ifferisms, and Never Let a Fool Kiss You or a Kiss Fool You. A lifelong quotation collector, Dr. Mardy—as he is known to his fans around the globe—is routinely described as a "quotation maven" and is well on his way to becoming America's most popular quotation anthologist. He lives with his wife, Katherine Robinson, in North Carolina.

Product Details

• Hardcover: 304 pages
• Publisher: Harper; First Edition edition (November 1, 2005)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0060789484
• ISBN-13: 978-0060789480
• Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 1 x 7.1 inches
• Shipping Weight: 1 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (26 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #122,676 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Dr. Mardy Grothe is a psychologist, management consultant, marriage counselor, and public speaker. He is the author of six "word & language" books: "Ifferisms," "I Never Metaphor I Didn't Like," "Viva la Repartee," "Oxymoronica," "Never Let a Fool Kiss You or a Kiss Fool You," and "Neverisms" (published in May, 2011). A lifelong quotation collector, Dr. Mardy--as he is known to his fans around the globe--is routinely described as a "quotation maven" and is well on his way to becoming America's most popular quotation anthologist. He lives with his wife, Katherine Robinson, in Southern Pines, North Carolina.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

91 of 92 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars Viva Grothe! November 1, 2005

By Robert Morris HALL OF FAMETOP 100 REVIEWERVINE™ VOICE

Format:Hardcover

Those who have already read Grothe's Oxymoronica will thoroughly enjoy this volume in which he shifts his attention from "paradoxical wit and wisdom from history's greatest wordsmiths" to "clever comebacks & witty retorts from history's great wits & wordsmiths." Not surprisingly and in fact inevitably, many of the same wordsmiths are represented in both volumes, notably Robert C. Benchley, Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain), Winston Churchill, W.C. Fields, Dorothy Parker, and Oscar Wilde.

In his introduction, Grothe defines two terms which certainly apply to the selections which follow: citing the OED, a retort is "a sharp or incisive reply, especially one by which the first speaker's statement or argument is in some way turned against himself" and repartee is "1. A ready, witty, or smart reply; a quick and clever retort" and "2. Sharpness or wit in sudden reply; such replies collectively; the practice or faculty of uttering them." With great skill, Grothe creates a context within which each selection is the response. Here are four examples:

During a noted opera singer's "perfectly dreadful performance," one of the guests leaned over and whispered in President Calvin Coolidge's ear, "What do you think of the singer's execution?" to which Coolidge replied, "I'm all for it."

Shortly before his death, W.C. Fields (a lifelong agnostic) was visited by a friend who was astonished when he entered the hospital room. "What are you doing reading a Bible?" to which Fields responded "I'm looking for loopholes."

After losing the Republican presidential nomination to George H.W. Bush, Robert Dole was asked by a reporter how he felt. "Contrary to reports that I took the loss badly, I slept like a baby -- every two hours I woke up and cried."

Paired with an inept bridge partner, George S. Kaufman fumed as the losses increased. At one point, his partner headed for the men's room. The frustrated Kaufman yelled after him, "For the first time tonight, I'll know what you have in your hand."

Of special interest to me is the structure by which Grothe organizes his material. There are fifteen chapters which range from "Classic Retorts, Ripostes, & Rejoinders" to "Risqué Repartee." He includes in each those selections which are most appropriate to the given chapter title, although the best of them could arguably be included in several (if not most) of the chapters. For example, one of my favorites. Here's the situation. Obviously annoyed by an inebriated Winston Churchill, Lady Astor said "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee" to which he responded, "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it." Here's another. When a female member of Parliament, Bessie Matlock, could no longer endure Churchill at a London party, she exclaimed "Winston, you're drunk!" to which he replied, "You're right Bessie. And you're ugly. But tomorrow morning, I'll be sober."

I hope these various examples correctly indicate how entertaining this book is. Credit Grothe with quality of his selections and the brilliance of their presentation. As another holiday season approaches, I cannot think of better books to give as gifts than the two Grothe has created, Oxymoronica and viva la repartee.

30 of 32 people found the following review helpful

4.0 out of 5 stars An entertaing collection December 2, 2005

By Jerry Saperstein HALL OF FAMETOP 500 REVIEWERVINE™ VOICE

Format:Hardcover

Whether for personal entertainment or plagarizing --- I mean, researching --- "memorable retorts, ripostes, combacks, quips, ad-libs, bon mots, off-the-cuff comments, wisecracks and other clever remarks," you'll find "Viva la Repartee" an invaluable source. Dr. Grothe has done considerable research of his or her own and assembled quite a collection.

Far more than once, I found myself spontaneously laughing at some of the clever wit on display in this relatively thin book. Dr. Mardy's commentary is also not only insightful, but amusing as well.

Put some brightness in your day and get this book. And if you're a writer of any kind, definitely get this book: it is a rich resource.

Jerry

27 of 30 people found the following review helpful

3.0 out of 5 stars Excellent book if you skip the introductions. November 8, 2005

By A. Lenhart

Format:Hardcover

Viva La Repartee is one of the most strangely crafted books that I have ever encountered. The prose in the Introduction, and to a lesser extent each of the individual chapter introductions, is very clunky with strange segways and poor organization. The author's use of the first person combined with the textbook/vocabulary lesson feel of the introductions (including a ridiculous textbook-style excercise in the Introduction) is extremely grating. There are far too many definitions (straight from the OED and other dictionaries) and at least one is repeated, verbatim, in a subsequent chapter. The author even defines the word classic. How stupid must he believe me, and the rest of his audience, to be? In Chapter 1, the author includes a self-aggrandizing anecdote about watching Frasier with his wife that seems to have no purpose other than serving as a demonstration of the author's intelligence. It was appalling, insultingly condescending, and arrogant, thus serving as a short demonstration of all that is wrong with the author's overall style.

That being said, the anecdotes that make up the bulk of the work are, for the most part, extremely well-written and enjoyable to read. They are succinct, interesting, and well-formulated. I wish I could say the same for the rest of the book.