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Voodoo Dollz

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Your typical soft core movie, mostly lesbian action but with Christine N. and Charlie L. it is worth a rent but not a buy, its funny at spots but mostly just lesbian sex set at two different all girl boarding schools!!

Retromedia always is a mixed bag, but this one was hugely disappointing. I'd read a number of really positive reviews, both here and other places, and had been expecting this to be one of Retromedia's better releases. Instead it's one of the worst.

Let's start with the cast. Good lord, they're all getting long in the tooth. How old is Beverly Lynne now...40? And sheesh, Monique Parent has to be pushing 50. Nicole Sheridan's eyebrows touch her hairline. Charlie Laine looks like Jay Mohr in a wig, plus I'm fairly sure that she was high throughout the production, although in this lineup she's hottest thing hands-down. Syren's breasts are about the only redeeming quality here, but apparently she's so out of shape that they wouldn't even let her stomach show on camera.

Now on to the production itself. The values here are bad even by Retromedia standards. What, did they shoot the whole thing in a sauna? Why is everyone sweating? Parent looks like her mostly-plastic face could melt off at any second. Kitty Katzu is so young and masculine-looking that the opening sex scene is uncomfortable to watch. And where's the beav? Wheeeeeeere's the beav? We get precious little in this production. Also not a g-string to be found anywhere.

Fred Olen Raye needs to go out in search of new and younger talent. Laine is a start but she's not enough to build a cast around. Go find somebody like Hannah Hilton or Amy Ried or for God's sake Haley Cummings.

I really could have given this one two stars, but Syren's boobs are so amazing and she goes have a pretty good scene with Laine.

However, pass on this one. There are much better releases in the genre out there, even by Retromedia.

This movie was great! Anything w/ Charlie is amazing. You will love this movie if you love Charlie as much as I do.