"Prepare to be conquered by the world's funniest supervillain"
- Lincoln Peirce, author of the BIG NATE series
Greetings, goobers! After my latest experiment worked a little too well—transforming my rather fetching figure into something significantly smaller—I’ve been forced to return to those halls of horror better known as . . . school. But going back to junior high may be my greatest opportunity for mayhem in many a month! Try to keep up as I:
• Dramatically defeat the daily dangers of schooldom—even though everyone is against me.
• Strive to win the junior high presidential election by alerting my fellow students to the wonderfulness of Vordak the Incomprehensible, as well as the yuck-ness of my opponent, Marlena Lurchburger.
• Mastermind a catastrophic career day, where that disgusting do-gooder Commander Virtue will finally, fiendishly be foiled.
Fortunately for you, I have recorded every mischievous moment within these carefully crafted covers so that you may bask in my brilliance as I plot to RULE THE SCHOOL . . . and, eventually, THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Vordak the Incomprehensible: Rule the School
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Vordak the Incomprehensible is a world-class Supervillain and the Evil Master of all he surveys. His first book, Vordak the Incomprehensible: How to Grow Up and Rule the World has inspired a whole new generation of minions and fiends. His current whereabouts are unknown (and no, they are not in his parents’ basement in Trenton, New Jersey). You are hereby instructed to visit Vordak online at www.vordak.com, and he will know if you don’t, so beware.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
Format:Hardcover
My son and his two cousins LOVED the first Vordak book (Vordak the Incomprehensible's How to Grow Up and Rule the World). The cousins reread it so often at our house that I gave them their own copy for Christmas. So I was delighted to learn there was another, and my son (10 years old) told me this one is even funnier. I just read it, and he's right--the school-based humor is just the kind of thing that always cracks him up. It's hard to quote the jokes unless you can see the art that goes along with them, but the part where all the science fair stuff gets stuck to Vordak's magnetic helmet, just as one example, is hilarious. This is great for your kids who want more Wimpy Kid, more Big Nate. I hope there will be another one.
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
Format:Hardcover
This pint size villain is so incredibly evil, but in such a good way. I'm sure he's not going to enjoy the fact I've called in pint size or evil in a good way. This evil genius is so well written that both adults and MG readers will enjoy reading his books. You don't need to have the desire to want to take over the world or rule the school like Vordak to appreciate his evil, sarcastic charm. There's plenty of laugh out lines, and one liners you'll find yourself wanting to quote, that make this book engaging and fun.
Those who have had to deal with Vordak and his somewhat evil ways will enjoy reading this book. You might even say Vordak has been giving the best pay back ever! *evil laugh* Yes, I'm referring to the fact Vordak finds himself in MIDDLE SCHOOL. I know, I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. What? I'm not mean. Given the chance Vordak would do his evil laugh if any one of us were in his position, which I find highly unlikely since the vast majority of us don't play with age-reversing rays. I know what you're thinking, "serves him right". Well this is Vordak we're talking about and of course he's has an evil, cunning back up plan.... TO RULE THE SCHOOL!
This isn't just any middle school, it's Farding Middle School. Yes, laugh all you want at that name, but they do have a cool mascot, the Farding Ferrett (you can stop laughing now). It's humor like this, that make these books so appealing to readers, especially boys. Girls will enjoy this as well, but I think Vordak will interest even the most reluctant young male reader. Vordak's books are funny, full of satire and though he's evil (in a harmless way, well he doesn't think that but he won't read this so I can say that), his books are ones even I enjoy joy and have started reading with my son, who by the way thinks Vordak is funny.
Vordak books are ones I highly recommend, especially for school reading programs for kids who aren't fond of reading. These books are clean cut, really funny, and they're written in a really engaging way. Vordak's writing will make readers feel like he's addressing them in person. His books aren't just a story, but they will make readers feel like they're part of his plan and there to listen to him. I like that unique approach to reading. To parents and teachers, Vordak's evil is harmless, just don't tell him I said that. He's crafty, well development and down right hilarious. This is a book I can see parent's enjoying as much, if not more than their kids.
If you're one who likes a little evil genesis with a sense of humor, than I recommend going out and picking up Vordak's books. I'm really looking forward to reading more of his books. I think Vordak's next plan to should be to take over the book world. Who doesn't want to read more of his books? In order for him to take over the book world, he'd have to publish quite a few more books. I wonder if he's up for the challenge..... *evil laugh*
Those who have had to deal with Vordak and his somewhat evil ways will enjoy reading this book. You might even say Vordak has been giving the best pay back ever! *evil laugh* Yes, I'm referring to the fact Vordak finds himself in MIDDLE SCHOOL. I know, I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. What? I'm not mean. Given the chance Vordak would do his evil laugh if any one of us were in his position, which I find highly unlikely since the vast majority of us don't play with age-reversing rays. I know what you're thinking, "serves him right". Well this is Vordak we're talking about and of course he's has an evil, cunning back up plan.... TO RULE THE SCHOOL!
This isn't just any middle school, it's Farding Middle School. Yes, laugh all you want at that name, but they do have a cool mascot, the Farding Ferrett (you can stop laughing now). It's humor like this, that make these books so appealing to readers, especially boys. Girls will enjoy this as well, but I think Vordak will interest even the most reluctant young male reader. Vordak's books are funny, full of satire and though he's evil (in a harmless way, well he doesn't think that but he won't read this so I can say that), his books are ones even I enjoy joy and have started reading with my son, who by the way thinks Vordak is funny.
Vordak books are ones I highly recommend, especially for school reading programs for kids who aren't fond of reading. These books are clean cut, really funny, and they're written in a really engaging way. Vordak's writing will make readers feel like he's addressing them in person. His books aren't just a story, but they will make readers feel like they're part of his plan and there to listen to him. I like that unique approach to reading. To parents and teachers, Vordak's evil is harmless, just don't tell him I said that. He's crafty, well development and down right hilarious. This is a book I can see parent's enjoying as much, if not more than their kids.
If you're one who likes a little evil genesis with a sense of humor, than I recommend going out and picking up Vordak's books. I'm really looking forward to reading more of his books. I think Vordak's next plan to should be to take over the book world. Who doesn't want to read more of his books? In order for him to take over the book world, he'd have to publish quite a few more books. I wonder if he's up for the challenge..... *evil laugh*
By T J Martin
Format:Hardcover|Amazon Verified Purchase
Enjoy the humor and art. Have purchased all three books and am looking forward to their next book. Really a good purchase
Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars
EPIC
READ THIS BOOK ITS EPIC :) :[ ] lolololool hi im tring to send this but its not working still foool its like vordaks reviw wont send that sucks
Published 8 months ago by New mom in California
5.0 out of 5 stars
Hilariously over the top
My daughter and I were huge fans of the original Vordak book, though the intended audience was clearly male--which we found a bit perplexing, given how entertained we were by it. Read more
Published 12 months ago by Bookphile
5.0 out of 5 stars
Zany Supervillain Alert--Great Book!
Filled with zany characters like Principal Combover, who enjoys making public announcements over the loud speaker, Marlena Lurchburger--Vordak's rival for school president, lunch... Read more
Published 17 months ago by Cheryl C. Malandrinos
5.0 out of 5 stars
My son thinks this book is hilarious
I bought this book for my son for his birthday and am planning on buying copies to give as favors at his birthday party. Read more
Published 18 months ago by A mom
5.0 out of 5 stars
Mr. Incomprehensible writes another stupendously awesome book!
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Vordak the Incomprehensible, the World's most super super-villan, is back once again to give us the gift of his stupendous brilliance! Read more
Vordak the Incomprehensible, the World's most super super-villan, is back once again to give us the gift of his stupendous brilliance! Read more
Published 20 months ago
5.0 out of 5 stars
Inexplicably Extraordinary!!
The being responsible for the formation of this tome is inexplicably extraordinary! We first stumbled upon the curious Vordak T. Read more
Published 20 months ago by Jason Weimer
