1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
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You cant see me!, October 17, 2005
A Kid's Review
This review is from: WWE: John Cena - Word Life [VHS] (VHS Tape)
John Cena's dvd is off the chain.
It has a lot of cool features that arent that really gay.
He made his debut in 2002;
He then headed to the drawingboard before taking a number 2.
He then became more agressive,for he could;
Beat the crap out of an gimmick,that was just to not in the hood.
He became a freestyler like Eminem;
It was crazy,and cool like a 50 cent.
Then it was time to meet the champ;Brock Lesnar
It made him want to choke on his cool leather.
So Brock retained during Backlash,
He always looked like an uncool rats...a..
Then it came for Steph to get a little hit;
She know she liked it better than Triple's It.
So on it was to the legend-Taker;
John Cena gave him a new name to the word;hater.
Then It was time for a thanksgiving feast;
Dawn had gotten her more than a little holiday treat.
Now it was time for the Big Show to get dissed;
John Cena took his fat a.. to school,and Big Show got an early dismiss.
Now that was Cenas hottest dvd;
It had Sable grinding between Vince's knees;
Wordlife.
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2 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
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John Cena is So Funny, February 15, 2004
By A Customer
This review is from: WWE: John Cena - Word Life [VHS] (VHS Tape)
I know that John Cena's video is going to be awesome... especially since his raps on Smackdown are good. I have the hugest crush on him, so I am going to get everything that has his face on it. I watch Smackdown every Thursday just to see himm wrestle. I am really excited for his movie to come out. I hope that even more people realize that John Cena can defeat everybody on Smackdown even
Raw. My second favorite wrestler is Rey Mysterio... and I have his dvd. I hope that John Cena defeats Big Show and Kurt Angle at No Way
Out. John Cena cheers me up when I am sad. He cracks me up when I am bored.
Maria
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