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Wake Up, Sir!: A Novel [Hardcover]

Jonathan Ames (Author)
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June 29, 2004

What kind of book has Jonathan Ames written this time? Well, think of Cervantes' Don Quixote, except that Wake Up, Sir! is not as good. But that's all right -- no book is as good as Don Quixote. You might also think of A Confederacy of Dunces, but there again Ames's book falls short. I think, though, we might be pushing this humility business too far.

So how else might we describe this brilliant, comedic, and literary novel? How about brilliant and comedic and literary, which we just used. One could also apply such adjectives as: exuberant, zany, and sexy. God forbid we should give you four adjectives in a row, but you know how it is: The Rule of Three Adjectives!

In fairness, I should say that the last adjective mentioned is somewhat misleading. But there is one rather long sex scene in the book, worthy of placement in Krafft-Ebing's Psychopathia Sexualis, so it's not entirely misleading.

I imagine that it's about time we gave you a plot summary, without giving too much away, which is never an easy task:

Alan Blair is a young, loony writer with numerous problems of the mental, emotional, sexual, spiritual, and physical variety. He's very good at problems. He's also quite skilled at getting into trouble. But luckily for Alan, he has a personal valet, a wondrously helpful fellow named Jeeves, who does his best to sort things out for his young master.

Our tale begins in Montclair, New Jersey, where Alan gets into a scrape with his uncle Irwin, a gun-toting member of the NRA. So Alan and Jeeves flee New Jersey and take refuge at a Hasidic enclave in Sharon Springs, New York. Unfortunately, more trouble ensues -- involving a woman! -- so Alan and Jeeves again take flight, this time landing at a famous artist colony in Saratoga Springs, New York. There Alan encounters a gorgeous femme fatale who is in possession of the most spectacular nose in the history of noses. Such a nose can only lead to a wild disaster for someone like Alan, and Jeeves tries to help him, but...

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From Publishers Weekly

Ames's (My Less Than Secret Life) latest over-the-top offering concerns a week in the life of Alan Blair, a 30-something novelist and booze hound coasting along thanks to a fall on the ice that netted him a hefty lawsuit payout. Said quarter-million means that Alan can avoid employment and hire a valet named Jeeves, who inhabits the spare bedroom in the modest Montclair, N.J., home of Alan's uncle and aunt ("the old flesh and blood"). After Alan refuses to go back to rehab, Aunt Florence and Uncle Irwin have no choice but to oust him, so Alan and Jeeves hit the road, heading for an artists' colony in Saratoga Springs where "careworn" Alan might finish his second novel, a roman à clef based on an elderly playwright he'd roomed with in Manhattan years ago. Varied ruminations on human sexuality (mostly Alan's obsession with homosexuality) and the nature of men's room wall graffiti follow. One night, looking for a good time, a very drunk Alan calls a number scribbled in a gas station phone book and gets mightily punished for it, but he arrives at the Rose Colony in one piece. Surrounded by the nutty residents at the picturesque retreat (" 'It's glorious, Jeeves,' I said. 'Like Brideshead' ") Alan tries to write, but excessive drinking and passionate lovemaking to sculptor Ava steals his time away. An accusation of theft and a bout with pubic lice complicate matters, but good-natured Jeeves escapes unscathed with his reliable retort: "Very good, sir." Ames's tale zips along, brimming with comedy and wild details, proving him to be a winning storyteller and a consummate, albeit exceedingly eccentric, entertainer.
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From The New Yorker

Alan Blair is a ne'er-do-well New Jerseyite who has failed to follow his first novel, "I Pity I," published seven years ago, with a second. At thirty, he's alcoholic, afraid of confronting the bellicose uncle with whom he lives, and would be penniless but for an accident settlement. His most treasured possessions are a collection of dubious sports coats and a valet, who just happens to be named Jeeves. As you'd expect, Jeeves is circumspect, judicious, and ready at hand; what he may not be is real. Ames's inventive romp follows its hero into very un-Wodehousian territory—an artists' colony in upstate New York (based, in withering detail, on Yaddo), where the action revolves around art, sex, and larceny. But Jeeves remains faithful throughout; no amount of bad behavior can wring from him a sterner rejoinder than "Very strange, sir."
Copyright © 2005 The New Yorker --This text refers to the Paperback edition.

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 352 pages
  • Publisher: Scribner; First Edition edition (June 29, 2004)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0743230043
  • ISBN-13: 978-0743230049
  • Product Dimensions: 9.1 x 6.4 x 1.1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.1 pounds
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (51 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #171,054 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Jonathan Ames is the author of the novels Wake Up, Sir!, The Extra Man, and I Pass Like Night; a graphic novel, The Alcoholic (with artwork by Dean Haspiel), and the essay collections I Love You More Than You Know, My Less Than Secret Life, and What's Not to Love? He is the winner of a Guggenheim Fellowship and is a former columnist for New York Press. Ames performs frequently as a storyteller and has been a recurring guest on David Letterman. He has fought in two amateur boxing matches as "The Herring Wonder," and he has peformed in a number of shows. Ames had the lead role in the IFC film "The Girl Under the Waves," was a porn-extra in the porn film "C-Men," and played himself in a pilot episode for the Showtime network. At the time, he said, "It's the role I've been waiting for!" He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

 

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16 of 16 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars A Hilarious Ride, September 21, 2004
This review is from: Wake Up, Sir!: A Novel (Hardcover)
Jon Ames' Wake Up, Sir is very, very funny and in the end, I have to say, it is the humor of the novel that makes me recommend it. Alan Blair, the novel's narrator, is a 30-year old in-denial alcoholic goofball mooching off his aunt and uncle in Montclair, New Jersey and he may or may not have a valet named Jeeves (I'll let you decide that one for yourself). Alan has worn out his welcome with his family, and just as they are about to kick him out, embarks on a little journey to New York state--Sharon Springs, followed by Saratoga Springs. Alan is an intelligent Princeton grad and a writer of one published novel, but clueless about many of life's essentials. It is his cluelessness, combined with his wry observations of life that make this novel so funny. Ames' dry humor is unique--I can't think of another novelist to compare him with (perhaps because so few are talented enough to make a reader laugh out loud, to still remember witticisms days after reading them), so if you are looking for a humorous novel, Wake Up, Sir is an excellent choice. The one thing I found lacking in the novel was the lack of any real plot--the novel is more like an extended road trip. That shortcoming is pretty minor, especially because this is such an intelligently written comic novel. Enjoy.
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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Pee in your pants funny!, October 4, 2005
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alleycat66 (Los Angeles, CA, USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Wake Up, Sir!: A Novel (Paperback)
This novel is a pleasure on all levels-extremely well written and hilarious. The characters are both ludicrous (as people are) and believable at the same time. Mr. Ames is successful in capturing the unique essence of each of his (wide array of) odd characters. I was impressed by the overall product, but chose to write the review because this book was so FUNNY. The main character's neurosis, aggravated by an alcohol problem, is tempered by his optimism and desire to be liked; his nervous interactions with others and his histrionic reactions to the world around him will make you squeal. The author so captures the mindset of this well-intentioned alcoholic that his observations might well be of use to the medical profession. Something honest about all of us is distinctively revealed in these pages and Mr. Ames' style makes every moment worthwhile.
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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious!, September 1, 2004
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Glenn Miller (Minneapolis, MN USA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Wake Up, Sir!: A Novel (Hardcover)
This is one of the funniest books I've ever read. When I wasn't laughing out loud, I was, at least, chuckling or smiling. As a true fan of Wodehouse and his Wooster/Jeeves creation, I went into this book somewhat skeptically. But Ames does a perfect sendup with Alan Blair and his "companion," Jeeves. There is one humorous vignette after another within this book, and, as in Wodehouse, no true overriding action. But action is not the point... it's the silliness of the antics, situations, and conversation that Blair gets into that makes this a pleasure to read.

This book belongs in the genre of helpless first-person lead male characters, who are able to somehow rationalize their troublesome actions to themselves, if not to others. Read Tim O'Brien's "Tomcat in Love" and Michael Frayn's "Headlong" for other excellent contributions to this category.

I suppose it would be too much to ask Ames for a sequel... I suspect he's got his literary sites set on higher goals than repeating oneself would allow for. But if you haven't yet read this book, you've got a treat in front of you.
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