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Waldo Chicken Wakes the Dead: A Murder Mystery of Unusual Proportions [Paperback]

Alan Goldsmith (Author)
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June 30, 2004
Connie O'Toole enjoys part-time amateur sleuthing—and the neighborhood's worst kept secret is that he has help. You see, Connie happens to be a cartoonist who regularly confers with his cartoon characters: Waldo (a fat and pompous walrus) and the Chicken (a frightfully nervous hen who roosts on Waldo's head). It's usually an amicable relationship—although Connie's wife Evelyn might disagree. Still, nobody can solve a neighborhood mystery quite like Waldo!

But things change suddenly when Connie, Evelyn, and Waldo Chicken try to find the neighborhood's reigning monarch (a cat named Mr. Woo) and instead stumble onto the remains of someone they thought had left the neighborhood long ago—the sultry Becky Sawyer.

What started as an inestigation to find the regal Mr. Woo suddenly becomes a full-fledged murder mystery, a mystery that—impossibly—involves Waldo Chicken!


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Library Journal's Best Mystery Fiction 2004 --The Library Journal

"Sniff, sniff"

Do I smell the arrival of a new sub- genre in the Mystery genre- already saturated with sci- fiction, legal thrillers, horror fiction, political thrillers and other sub- genres?

I ask this because, in the last couple of months I read two books that were totally unique to the mystery genre and proved wonderful, wonderful reading. The first one that I read a couple of months back was Mark Haddon?s THE CURIOUS INCIDENT OF THE DOG IN THE NIGHT TIME and the other book is the one under review- WALDO CHICKEN WAKES THE DEAD. Subtle humor, sublime hardcore (literary) thoughts and murder whodunits are finely and tastefully blended to give pristine reading pleasure in these two books.

A synopsis of the plot of Waldo Chicken... will not reveal anything unique- but the total reading of the book will delight and enthrall the lover of good fiction. The narration, intermingled with comic column strips proves interesting reading. Connie O? Toole, a cartoonist by vocation is an amateur sleuth by passion. His sidekicks, who help Connie to solve mysteries, help in sleuthing etc. - are Waldo- a walrus and Chicken, a hen who has made the head of Waldo his permanent resting place. Why a walrus and a chicken for sidekicks, you might wonder? - The reason is fairly simple; Waldo and Chicken are a comic strip creation of Connie. Waldo is pompous, fat and has all attributes of a comic walrus. The Chicken is a squeak- nervous, complaining, all-in-all a nerd. And Connie enjoys a good rapport with the duo- and has hour long conversations with them- And yes Connie is normal. And he has a wonderful wife Evelyn.

But when Sammy Higgenbothum, the 9 year old neighbor request Connie to find out his missing cat, Mister Woo, Evelyn, Waldo, Chicken and Connie join hands and embark upon an investigation. They find Mister Woo, but also come across a skull, a ruby earring and a statue of Waldo!!!!! What follows is an exciting surrealistic mystery culminating in a well?.never imagined finish.

Enjoyed the work very much. Radical, really, really radical. --New Mystery Reader

"Waldo Chicken Wakes the Dead" features both the most unusual title I've seen in awhile, but also a most unusual amateur detectives. Constable "Connie" O'Toole is a newspaper cartoonist who not only draws Waldo Chicken—a Mutt-and-Jeff duo of a sarcastic walrus and the flighty fowl who roosts on his head—he also talks to them. They talk back as well, mostly about the comic strip, but also about the small mysteries O'Toole is asked to look into. It was while searching for Mr. Woo, the neighborhood's reigning cat, that O'Toole and his long-suffering wife discover a skull, the marble statue of Waldo Chicken that had been stolen at a seance a year ago and an earring that belonged to Becky Thatcher, the hot Mississippi Amazon who came into town searching for a man who loved and abandoned a decade ago, and who may have died several times since.

And then it gets really weird.

Published through a small press in Idaho, "Waldo Chicken" is a funhouse ride through a world that combines Southern eccentrics with David Lynch-style weirdness, such as a bull named Elvis who's worth millions, a black detective with a fixation on "Amos and Andy" and a seance in which the spirit speaks through a blow-up doll. Alan Goldsmith, a retired ad exec living in Atlanta, keeps this carousel of crazies chugging along merrily, adding weirder complications that raise the stakes for O'Toole. It's only at the end that "Waldo Chicken" runs out of steam, with an extended epilogue that collapses the plot under the weight of its complications, but until then, it's great fun. --Bill Peschel Reviews

Cartoonist Connie O'Toole babbles incessantly with the "stars" of his weekly cartoon, an opinionated walrus with a chicken permanently nested on his head (weird). Nonetheless, a neighborhood child asks for their help in finding his lost cat. Connie and his long-suffering wife locate the feline in a nearby construction lot, along with a human skull, a ruby earring, and a Waldo Chicken statue, stolen the year before (weirder!). All kinds of colorful plot peregrinations ensue, accompanied by cartoony characters and witty dialog. Essential. -- The Library Journal --Multiple Reviews

From the Publisher

Alan Goldsmith combines the excitement and savvy comedy of the pulp-fiction writers from the 50's and 60's and the sophisticated mystery writers of today. His eclectic cast of characters and his good sense for comedic timing promise hours of entertainment while the subtle twists of the mystery will keep you guessing to the satisfying ending.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 293 pages
  • Publisher: WindRiver Publishing (June 30, 2004)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1886249148
  • ISBN-13: 978-1886249141
  • Product Dimensions: 8.9 x 5.9 x 0.7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 13.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,969,594 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

 

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5.0 out of 5 stars Waldo Chicken review, December 11, 2004
This review is from: Waldo Chicken Wakes the Dead: A Murder Mystery of Unusual Proportions (Paperback)
We can only hope that Connie O'Toole and Waldo Chicken will return for more neighborhood sleuthing and chicanery.
Mr. Goldsmith has woven a humorous tale of intrigue and mystery involving an almost endless cast of colorful characters. The many twists and turns were highlighted by a surprise ending.
As a member of the "slightly older than baby boomer" generation, I appreciated the references to characters of my era. Most of the humor in this book, however, is timeless and well-conceived.
Not since Francis The Talking Mule and Harvey The Rabbit have I enjoyed a tale of real and imaginary character to this extent.
Thank goodness Connie and Waldo Chicken survived unscathed to collaborate again.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh yourself to death, February 15, 2005
This review is from: Waldo Chicken Wakes the Dead: A Murder Mystery of Unusual Proportions (Paperback)
A skull has been found. Someone has obviously been murdered. So why are you giggling, chortling and guffawing out loud while drawing disapproving glances from others in the room?

Welcome to the the wacky world of Waldo and the Chicken, and their creator, cartoonist Constable "Connie" O'Toole. In the first of a planned series, fellow WindRiver author Alan Goldsmith lays down the foundation for years of slapstick sleuthing while practically inventing a whole new genre: The laugh-your-a**-off murder mystery.

"Waldo Chicken Wakes the Dead" begins innocently enough. It's no big secret in his Georgia suburb that Connie O'Toole speaks to, argues with and is often humiliated by his own creations, the officious Waldo Walrus and the nervous hen nesting on his head known only as The Chicken. Folks regularly ask Connie to help them recover lost items and pets, a task he accomplishes by conferring with his cantankerous creations. On a day like any other, a neighborhood kid asks him to find Mr. Woo, a male lion in his prime disguised as a house cat, the terror of any four-legged mammal smaller than a Clydesdale and easily capable of having an eagle or two for lunch. Connie accepts the challenge and with the help of his wife Evelyn, they locate the wayward feline and stumble upon evidence of foul play.

Normally, this is where things turn grim, dark and depressing, but not when Connie O'Toole is around. Instead, a memorable cast of characters begin to make their entrances, adding even more quirkiness and hilarity to what should be a grave situation. Yes, someone is dead, but while you're trying to figure it out, Goldsmith bombards your funnybone with a nonstop barrage of one-liners, asides and daffy dialog. Hardly a page will go by without at least a grin and at best, laughter to the verge of tears.

If you want to spare yourself the embarrassment of laughing in public while trying to solve a murder mystery, use the old schooldays trick of hiding "Waldo Chicken Wakes the Dead" inside a decoy book, say, Debbie Farmer's equally hilarious "Don't Put Lipstick On The Cat!" or even my own "Collinsfort Village," also available from WindRiver Publishing.
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