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  • Hardcover: 176 pages
  • Publisher: Vanguard Press; 1 edition (October 9, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1593157436
  • ISBN-13: 978-1593157432
  • Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 5.5 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (27 customer reviews)
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29 of 37 people found the following review helpful By Alexander T. Newport on January 12, 2013
Format: Hardcover
Let me begin this review by listing my favourite Vonnegut novels---that way you can see what my standards are.

The Sirens of Titan
Mother Night
Cat's Cradle
God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
Slaughterhouse 5
Breakfast of Champions

Kurt Vonnegut had at least 2 phases in his career as an author. The first was when he was writing safe, careful fiction for magazines, and the second was when he wrote irreverent, novel-length narratives in his flagrantly subjective style.

This book, We Are What We Pretend to Be, offers 2 items: The first, Basic Training, written in the 1940s, is a long story of about 80 pages. It was written during his magazine phase. From a technical point of view, it was written well. The sentences are constructed nicely and the story flows at a good pace. But there is nothing irreverent about the story and we do not "hear" Vonnegut's voice. It is not the least bit funny or clever. It's just a run of the mill story which he was unable to get published---and rightly so.

The second item, If God Were Alive Today, written in 2000, is presented as a NOVELLA, when in fact it is nothing more than a 1st draft of a tentative novel that Vonnegut abandoned long before he was even close to finishing it. It is appallingly stupid, lame, and not the least bit funny, and there is no way whatsoever that Vonnegut would have approved of releasing it to the public. It was clearly just a helpless, sputtering emission from a machine that couldn't stop itself from going through the motions---even though 5 of its 8 cylinders no longer worked. It was only a writer's exercise; something to do rather than watch television. He didn't have any intention of finishing it---or publishing it.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful By JohnH on March 6, 2013
Format: Hardcover
I scanned both stories from "We Are What We Pretend to Be" before I tok it home. At first glance, "Basic Training" seemed like a simple straight forward story that might be enjoyable and readable. While "If God Were Alive Today" appeared to be a social/political rant as told through a fictional comedian and is reminiscent of some previous works where words were strung together with little or no coherence. My first impressions turned out to be pretty much on the money and I would have probably put it back on the shelf if not for the fact that Mr Vonnegut is an Indiana treasure and by reading these stories perhaps I could pay a silent homage to a fellow Hoosier whose work filled my young adult formative years with the opinion that things are not always what they appear to be. If you are looking for a literary masterpiece by Mr Vonnegut then this book probably will not meet your expectations. Then again, everyone interprets things differently and maybe I'm wrong. The only way to find out is to read it for yourself.
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11 of 15 people found the following review helpful By Ogr8ys1 VINE VOICE on February 4, 2013
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At the time of this writing there are 7 reviews with four of them giving it five stars. I would suggest to those reviewers to go back and read Breakfast of Champions or Slaughterhouse 5 to see what a five star book is, for this is not even close.

The first story "Basic Training" is simply a turd with Vonnegut's name attached to it. It is predictable, boring, and not engaging at all. You can see KV struggle with his words clumsily to make a point that need not be made. There is a reason why this story was never published and if you listen closely to his grave you could probably hear him howling a "Noooooooooooo" in exasperation, deploring his estate to not find any other "buried treasures."

The second story, you can see flashes of his brilliance, word play that will make you smile, but as the novella is unfinished you will wind up saying what was the point of reading it except as a last goodbye to one of your favorite authors.

If you have to read it go to the library and if you have to add it to your collection wait 3 months and buy it for a penny. I hope this is it and his estate leaves his legacy intact so no further damage can be done.

1 1/2 stars
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8 of 11 people found the following review helpful By Viewing Wife and Mom on November 21, 2012
Format: Hardcover
You must read this book because it exposes a lifetime of writing development in one reading. This is a clever publication. It starts with Vonnegut's very first novella, and it then gives you a parcel of what became of an incomplete last work before his death. The difference in style and subject matter, pace and purpose, wit, is HUGE and delightful. I hope you will enjoy this experience as much as I have.

You will gain a new appreciation for seasons and the time that life gives us to mature.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By JBP on February 23, 2014
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This should have never been printed except for students writing a thesis on Vonnegut perhaps. The early story didn't hold up very well and the final work was never finished so it left me hanging.
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“We Are What We Pretend To Be” is really two novellas, supposedly Vonnegut’s first unpublished short story, and his last unfinished novel. The two pieces could not be more different.
The first novella is called “Basic Training”, and according to Vonnegut’s daughter has hints of autobiography. It is an interesting read because as you read it you see elements that would in later works become vintage Vonnegut themes. In the story an orphaned city boy named Haley is displaced to a farm and a life managed by a strict former general for whom discipline is the only game in town. “Basic Training” seems to be about the ways we can love someone. The “General” comes across as a harsh unfeeling man, but Vonnegut undeniably endows him with a sense of pride, practicality, and love. This is a character who Vonnegut clearly likes and for the modern reader I think it is good to see a character with the General’s traits depicted in a positive light. The story is weak, but considering it was Vonnegut’s “first” piece, it is an intriguing read.
The second piece, “If God Were Alive Today”, contains elements that if you are familiar with some of Vonnegut’s speeches and writings in his last years you will have seen before. Its protagonist, Gil Berman, is a thinly disguised persona for Vonnegut and the misery that Berman describes in his life comes from direct quotes Vonnegut wrote in letters and gave in speeches, referring to himself. The piece has laugh out loud moments, and more of the Vonnegut black humor than “Basic Training”, but it is not funny. Gil Berman is a tragic figure really. A lonely man who it seems can’t recover from a mistake he made 20 years ago. The ending of “If God Were Alive Today” is abrupt and painful. It is an “unfinished” piece but the ending works.
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