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We Kill Everything

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This is my second favorite GWAR album. Next to, and by very little, Violence has Arrived. We Kill Everything gets back to the roots of Gwar. It's alot like, and better, than Scumdogs of the Universe, with more of a punk metal sound than the previous albums. It also features the new scumdog Scroda Moon and Timmy the Toilet. The highlights of this album are the title track, Escape from the Mooselodge, Jagermonsta, and Nitro Burnin' Funny Bong. Which have some of the funniest lyrics ever. I won't quote them for decency reasons. WKE even has a couple of songs sung by Slymenstra. Like the title of this review says, this is a must have for any GWAR fan.

I don't really know why a lot of people didn't like this cd. I hold it right up there with SCUMDOGS OF THE UNIVERSE, THIS TOILET EARTH, and AMERICA MUST BE DESTROYED. It is extremely funny, especially "Fishf**k" (which unfortunatly gets stuck in my head and I start singing it unknowingly). "A Short History Of The World (Part VII (The Final Chapter (Abbr.)))" is one of the coolest songs when performed live (the theatrics are great). Highlights are "Babyraper", "Fishf**k", "A Short History Of The End Of The World...", "Tune From Da Moon", "Jiggle The Handle", and "Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong". Though this is said to be a censored version, Gwar are just making a joke. They're saying that their music is so explicit that even their censored version has a parental advisory. This is a great cd for a punk fan, a metal fan, or anyone with a really sick sense of humor. Not for the easily-offended.

The gospel of Gwar speaks volumes of truth. One needs only to look to "I'm f-ing an Animal" to understand the true power of their lyrics:"I'm f-ing an animal/Animal f-er on the loose/I'm f-ing an animal/I'll go from dog to goose."Beautiful

When I first heard that We Kill Everything would be a "back to the roots" GWAR album, I thought that they were trying to "suck up" to the old fans who thought Carnival of Chaos was "wimpy". I loved Carnival of Chaos by the way.

Anyway, I was gravely mistaken. This album rules just as much as the last one. It's sort of a combination between Carnival of Chaos and older albums such as This Toilet Earth and America Must Be Destroyed.

Scroda Moon is cool with a cool voice on "Tune From Da Moon", Slymenstra is as always brilliant on "My Girly Ways", and BalSac just blows away everything on "Mary Anne". Oderus is just the unique genius he always is with his trademark voice, and it's also great fun to hear Mike Bishop back with the band, if only for one brief album.

A wide range of styles are also on this album, from mellowed "Barry Manilow"-piano and ska punk on "The Performer", to the poppy "FishFuck", heavily distorted metal on "Escape From the Mooselodge" and the title track, to more industrial sounds on "Tune From Da Moon" and "My Girly Ways". There are also some songs with the now traditional GWAR country sound, on "The Master Has A Butt" and the more cooky "Penile Drip". The rest of the tracks are also high quality metal and punk tunes with great riffs.

If this album doesn't satisfy both the ones who hated CoC and those who still loved GWAR after that one, then they are severely retarded. GWAR, I thank thee for this album, for all your previous albums and all albums to come!! BYE THIS ALBUM NOW OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!!!

Truly masters of the ecclectic. They range across all the genres of music to bring us genuine quality. I can't rave enough about this album because it truly is fantastic. Enough metal, punk and a touch of ska to make just about all you underground music fans happy.

I kind of feel bad for my trashcan for having to hold this cd until trash day! This may be the worst cd I've ever heard.

GWAR had kind of a low spot with this one. I can only think of 2 songs I really liked, "Jagermonster" and "F..G an Animal." This particular tour was good as the show was very entertaining (the last I believe with Hunter Jackson), but the CD was lacking.

i never understood why people that never heard gwar, would make a point an get violent about hating them. Then apon actually hearing them, loving it?! WKE was the first record you can turn on and everyone owns it the next day. My mom got me into gwar and my whole family now loves 'em.

Of my Gwar albums, I listen to "We Kill Everything" the least. This punkish successor to Carnival of Chaos has some very good songs, but it's marred by a slow midsection which effectively cripples it for good. Baby-bleep, Fish-bleep, and the Performer start the album off well, but Short History, Escape from Da Mooselodge, Tune From Da Moon, and Jiggle The Handle were poorly sequenced: with the exception of the first track above, an instrumental, they are plodding concept songs and poorly mixed. It's hard to figure out what's going on, and so early into the album, their lengths brings everything to a standstill. The rest of the album is peppered with good tunes like Jagermonsta, Nitro-burnin' Funny Bong, and the insanely catchy Maryanne, but the Slymenstra song has to be one of the worst Gwar songs I've heard--it's techno and it simply FAILS. Props to Gwar for getting punkish, but thumbs down on the album's sequencing and the Gwar-lore tracks that don't really go anywhere. Worth owning, but spotty. Highlights: Babybleep, Fishbleep, Maryanne, We Kill Everything.

This album rocks! People never give Gwar any credit, they are among the best metal/punk bands out there. This album contains the most hilarious song ever written I'm talking about F*ckin an Animal.