Customer Reviews

Webstar Presents: Caught In The WEB

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As I said in my Paris Hilton review, if I know 110% that any album is wack, I won't buy it, and I'll just download it for free. No I don't like piracy, but albums like this makes me support it everyday. What I just did was the most unthinkable thing ever. I managed to sit here for, I don't know, about 45 minutes listening to this album. Some people may say the songs here are catchy, and they like that. Thats right people, you'll buy and dance anything no matter how wack and stupid it is. Call me whatever you want, but I am going to tell it how it is in my review.

First this is a compilation album. Webstar is the DJ on this. You know how you have compilations with a DJ, like DJ Clue, Kay Slay, and others yelling over their tracks? Well DJ Webstar does that on this also, not to mention he has the most annoying voice here. Just listen to "Don't Stop" for a good example. And he doesn't do any DJing on here either, just to let you know.

Now on to the artists. First is this girl named Young B. (I think thats her name...I really don't care) who appears on most of the album. Her voice is quite annoying. You might have heard a certain song called "Chicken Noodle Soup" and seen a bunch of people do some stupid dance when it's played (seriously, you deserve to be slapped if you dance to this). A prime example of wackness (and the karoke version makes me wish I had a gun...seriously). "I Just Came To Dance" is a level higher than "Chicken Noodle Soup", but it's still wack. DJ Webstar does some rapping also, that's just as bad as that Young B. girl. A bunch of no names that I have no care about, can't rhyme either. Half of these people don't even rhyme on beat through out the album.

The beats on here are horrible to less than half decent. Some guy named The Drizzle made some of these flat beats. The annoying "Get Higher" is flat out HORRIBLE. Although "Like This" and "Fresh" are some of those half-decent beats, but the song is still wack lyrically.

Also the album is censored for some reason. Possibly to sell more records and get more airplay. I mean SERIOUSLY, is rap music the new hustle? I'm starting to believe that people are cutting all kinds of corners and putting out wack albums full of BS and gimmics just to earn some money. No one here can rap and no one here can produce. It's not funny, becasue there is better talent out there that has yet to be discovered, and yet garbage like this sells. What can I say??? Don't buy this. Don't download it. If "Chicken Noodle Soup" comes on the radio, change the station. This is beyond mini-frisbee material. I'd rather listen to Khia's and Da Musicians recent albums than this here. Seriouslly, I could have jumped off a bridge, and it would have been more productive than what I just listened to. Is this what rap has come down to now? I seriously question your taste in music if you think this album is worth more than 2 stars. My rating for this album is 0 stars!

Lyrics: F

Production: D-

Guest Appearances: F

Musical Vibes: F

Overall: F

Favorite Tracks: None!

Honorable Mention Tracks: None!

Peace Everyone!

Really didn't listen to this album. The reason is the first single, which has a dance that takes a race of people two steps back.Doing the same dance slaves did and looking just as ignorant as some of them did. Why would you cop this album. And for people of the NY especially ones I know how you going to hate on the south when dudes like this reppin you. str8 garbage.

This is absolutely the worst $#!T I have ever heard, Chicken Noodle Soup has to be one if not the worst song ever made, please stop making and ban this album for everyone's sake.

I'm glad I didn't buy this album. I listen to the samples and I said, "This album sucks!" Everytime they play this song on the radio, I end up turning the music off until this song stop playing. They can't even rap, listen to the lyrics. Chicken Doodle Soup, Chicken Doodle Soup, Chicken Doodle Soup, With a fart on the side. I made that up.

What more can I say? If I could give it 0 stars I would.

The cd overall was enjoyable, but i specifically bought the cd because it claimed to have a karaoke version of Chicken Noodle Soup...... well I'm not sure what that last song is, but it is definitely not Chicken Noodle Soup. I had big plans for a karaoke birthday party and had to adjust at the last minute after having the cd overnighted.

this album is pure motivation to anyone wanting to get into the business bbecause you gotta think if this trash can actually sell than imagine what you could do. i am wating for my mpc to arrive now so i can persue my dream of getting into hiphop thanks webstar your trash is my inspiration.

Overall I thought the album was ok....but nothing special. I'm not going to say that webstar won't sell because you never know what people want to hear these days. Let me start by saying that I previewed the whole album. I didn't buy it yet. Some of the beats produced were ok and some sounded as cheezy as Kraft. (NOTE: Some of the song titles aren't matched property for preview on amazon.)

The first song "I just came to dance" AMAZED me, As my ears were FILLED with the voice of young b and the TRASH that Dj Webstar or whoever made that beat put together. and then there was young b again on the track with that LAME @zz hook. This song fills the garbage can up with a lid to close. Disney may think otherwise. Also there's "Get higher" the lyrics were pretty good but the BEAT sounded like someone went to Swiss Beat's studio and THREW some s*%! together. I dont think think the most BROKE rappers would buy that beat even if it was FREE. Dj Webster or WHOEVER did this beat must have a dregree in stupidity. It SUCKS real bad. Dj webstar brings SHAME to harlem with S%#t like that.

There is, however, some good ones on this album. "Getting money over here", "step out", and "fresh" have good beats with ok lyrics. Personally my favorite beat on this album was "Like this". I could spit a killer rhyme to that beat. also that chicken noodle beat is alright. I could rap to that. I dont care for the lyrics but the dance looks good when girls do it right.

The best song on the album will likely be "Dolla Bills". The lyrics are straight along with the beat. the hook is good too. young b has the best verses in the song "in my video" I think Dj webstar is the reason why people are calling this album weak. The artists could have put it down a little better too. This album is a C- overall

I really don't care wat other people think of the song "Chicken noodle Soup" cuz it is awesome and great 2 dance 2!