Customer Reviews

Weener Kleener Soap

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Pros: This is a hit at the bath house, we play ring toss for hours!

Cons: Waaay too big, it keeps falling off and retrieving it causes a train 8 guys deep.

Oh, and it tastes gross.

Worked great until I tried it down at the river, where I dropped it on the sandbar and it promptly morphed into a new product: Weener Kleener with Scrubbing Pumice. I guess all the sand is what caused it to get stuck and I have yet to get it off. I had to go to work today and I have told my curious co-workers that it was either a donut or a giant lifesaver in my pocket. I don't think anyone believed me.

Pros:
* A good weener kleener if you don't drop it in the sand.

Cons:
* If it ever gets stuck, it will cause you to bob like a cork in any body of water over waist deep.
* Should have an anti-fungal componant.
* Needs an emergency release mechanism in case it gets stuck.

These days, "you are what you eat" is a scary prospect. Our food could be crawling with fertilizers, preservatives, pesticides, spermicides, bug poop, bird spit and itsy bitsy spider whiz.

I decided to take my food's cleanliness into my own hands, because you can never be too careful about what you put in your body. I want to be made of pure pork rinds and Redi Whip, not whatever unsavory contaminants might be hopping along on my next meal. That's just not healthy.

Occasionally, I'll indulge in a food that maybe isn't so healthy for me, like a hot dog. But I still want to be sure there's no filth or gunk hanging around my Oscar Meyer. That's where this Weener Kleener soap comes in.

I wouldn't dream of slapping my weener in a bun before I give it a good scrubbing with the Weener Kleener. As others have pointed out, the hole in the soap is a little too large for your average American frank. It works better with the larger specimens -- the Polish or Italian sausages, or German brats, for instance. Otherwise, you can try cleaning two or three at the same time, if you're the type who doesn't mind squeezing weeners together like that.

I guarantee that using the Weener Kleener at your next barbecue, cookout or bar mitzvah -- it works on kosher dogs, too! -- will make you the "top dog" at the party. Just remember -- don't clean it more than once, or you're only playing with your food.

This product was a godsend. I'd gone about 40 years without being able to clean my privates until I'd discovered this product. After hours of scrubbing and wearing through a couple of bars of this soap, I was relieved to see that I was actually male. That'll clear up some confusion around the office!

This is a great gag gift, but once you add shipping it is over $12! The joke ain't quite that funny. Not a toy for kids. A gag gift.

MY SHLONG FEELS MUCH BETTER NOW. THANK YOU AMAZON.COM. OH BY THE WAY TRY IT WHEN YOU HAVE INTERCOURSE OHHH MANNN. I ALMOST FLEW UP TO THE SKY!!!!

This was a huge hit for Christmas. The one I gave it to told his buddies about it and it was so funny to them. As for the men attending our Christmas gathering, they all wondered where there's was. Great fun gift!

This gift was a big hit at our family Christmas party! For the practical joker on anyone's gift list.

bought this as a gag gift.. was a fun one to give, a lot of laughs

I was bored and decided to buy this for myself. When i got it and got in the shower, i realized how small the hole was. I had to get a knife and enlarge the hole to fit in. Then it had rough edges and ruined it.