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Werewolves and Lollipops (LP with DVD)

Patton OswaltVinyl
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Product Details

  • Vinyl (April 20, 2010)
  • Number of Discs: 2
  • Label: Stand Up! Records
  • ASIN: B003FGRRO8
  • Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (35 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #39,586 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

1. Here We Go
2. America Has Spoken
3. Beautiful People And A Bridge Troll
4. Clean Filth
5. The Miracle Of Childbirth
6. You Are Allowed 20 Birthday Parties
7. The Dukes Of Hazzard
8. Alternate Earth
9. Best Week Never
10. Physics For Poets
11. At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas With A Shovel
12. Bubble Of Sanity
13. Sterling, Virginia
14. Racist Cell Phones
15. The Best Baby In The Universe
16. Married & Single
17. I Tell A Story About Birth Control And Deal With A Retarded Heckler
18. Great Food Is Cooked By Psychos
19. Wackity Schmackity Doo!
20. Death Bed
See all 21 tracks on this disc

Editorial Reviews

''Thanks so much for coming out. I'm drunk, here we go!'' Thus begins your magical date with the enchanting, beguiling, and utterly demented Patton Oswalt. Stand Up! Records is pleased as punch to bring you ''Werewolves and Lollipops,'' now out on a limited-edition of five hundred vinyl LP, each shining jewel of comedic genius all polished up for your pure listening enjoyment.

Look, you already know that Patton Oswalt's awesome. His resume's amazingly impressive, boasting hundreds of stand up performances, a couple dozen movies (hell, he voiced the lead in a damn Oscar winner!), and television glory. He has literally tens of fans. We don't need to sell you on Patton. So, instead, we're going to whet your appetite with some choice phrases, fresh from the elfin filth-monger's very lips!

• Brian Dennehy comes up behind me like an Archangel and says, ''Character actors! Who gives a f*ck if we're fat!''
• Wait for the wintery freshness of mace, 'cause it's coming.
• I'd like a failure pile in a sadness bowl!
• Science! We're all about coulda, not shoulda.
• Give your mom a fish, and let's go to the White House.
• If Paris Hilton could get cancer of the AIDS of the leukemia, that'd be awesome.
• My geekiness is starting to get in the way of my nerdiness.
• For 3 years, all I knew was Chewbacca was real and black people don't kill you for your cell phones.
• I still miss the dating scene, because it's a fun nightmare. It's a nightmare with boners in it.

As you'll no doubt recognize, only a true comedic genius could connect the dots, creating the masterpiece of wit, wisdom, and brilliant ridiculousness we call ''Werewolves and Lollipops.'' For doing the work-and possibly the drugs-to bring home this wide-ranging, bewildering, and pitch-perfect record, Stand Up! Records extends our heart-felt thanks to Patton Oswalt.

Customer Reviews

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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars I'm Gonna Fill Your Hoo Haa with Goof Juice! July 20, 2007
Format:Audio CD
If you're a fan of Patton, this material is just as strong and cutting as "feelin' kinda patton." What's great about this release is that there is also a DVD that has a set from Atlanta's 40-watt along with some other footage of Patton just riffing on different topics.

His takes on different political and social issues is fresh and witty. He's brutally honest and insightful and he's evolved into one of the premier stand-up acts working today. There's always a sense of humanity in his act and that's what makes Patton's appeal so broad. He might be saying something that is mostly cynical but it's always tempered with his kind disposition and witty outlook on life. Beyond all of that, he's an incredible comedy writer and his material on this release is masterfully constructed and his delivery is just as sharp.
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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful
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I am a Patton fan and I was expecting to be amused. However, I got more laugh-out-loud moments from this CD than I have from any recent comedy CD. There isn't a bad routine. For me, the gems are "Death Bed" and "Physics for Poets". However, I can say I honestly laughed with every track.

I like the inclusion of the DVD as it allows you to watch the genesis of the material. Patton is a distinct physical presence and that adds to the humor.

My husband rarely finds any stand-up comedy funny. However, as I was playing the CD I saw tears of laughter streaming down his face durng "Physics for Poets". It's that good.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
Format:Audio CD
Patton's stand up line is always a unique experience that takes the pop-culture of today, and bends it over with his nerd perspective on life and his way on surviving it. Even when a (probobly drunken) heckler opposes his act, he retaliates to make the joke even greater then before, which is the true sign of a comedian that can take any situation and end it with laughs.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Funniest act I've heard in a long time January 1, 2009
Format:Audio CD
I'm usually pretty hard to please when it comes to comedy. Somehow it just takes quite a bit to get more than a smile or chuckle out of me. But this CD had me sputtering with laughter. Patton Oswalt alternates between self-deprecating, sarcastic, and mocking, but never forgets to be funny. I love his timing, delivery, and totally relatable point of view. Ed Wynn once said "A comedian is not a man who says funny things. A comedian is one who says things funny." Patton Oswalt totally embodies this philosophy, eschewing formulaic jokes and cheap laughs in favor of hilarious story-telling.
The included DVD contains a brief intro from Patton, followed by a live performance of the same act from the CD, but at an earlier time. So this gives you a chance to see how some of the jokes evolved before the performance that went onto the CD. The DVD is pretty cool, but the encounter with a heckler on the audio CD is priceless and not to be missed.
Just a note, a few people I recommended this to were turned off by the foul language, but I have to emphasize that Patton Oswalt doesn't rely on four letter words to make his jokes funny. The language is just part of his voice and, I feel, doesn't detract from the performance at all.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars More great stuff from Patton July 31, 2007
By Andrew
Format:Audio CD|Verified Purchase
To me, Patton Oswalt is the funniest comedian around right now. He can be really goofy one second and be intelligent and political the next, but he's always funny and never comes off as preachy. It seems like some comedians these days are just really cynical and can't laugh at themselves and it makes their stuff hard to listen to. Thankfully, Oswalt avoids that kind of stuff. I'm really not describing his act very well, but that probably doesn't matter too much because I'm guessing you're already familiar with his stuff if you're reading this.

If you liked Patton's earlier stuff then this CD will not let you down. I don't think it's quite as good as Feelin' Kinda Patton, but it's still pretty great. Most of the bits on here are pretty short, which is good because none of them go on longer than they should. Definitely a comedy CD you'll want to listen to a few times (which is pretty rare with comedy albums) and turn friends onto. The DVD is a nice bonus and contains a stand up act with different versions of the jokes on the CD.

My favorite tracks: America Has Spoken, Clean Filth, At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas with a Shovel, and Death Bed.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Patton scores again! August 24, 2007
Format:Audio CD|Verified Purchase
I'm a Patton Oswalt fan. I love "Feeling Kinda Patton", his previous release, and I pre-ordered this as soon as I heard about it. It did not disappoint! Hilarious, as usual, and for fans of comedy the included DVD is really cool. It is mostly the same material, but recorder a few months before the CD. It's interesting to see the evolution of some of these jokes, and the different delivery in some cases. Good stuff! If you like Patton, check this out, and if Dane Cook was your entry into the comedy world buy this so you can see what a REAL comedian is.
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7 of 9 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars His best stuff yet. July 14, 2007
Format:Audio CD
Patton is just getting better and better. Absurd without being wacky. Smart without being pretentious. Political without being preachy.

This is his best album yet. Buy it.

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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Who Doesn't Love Character Actors October 16, 2008
By A. Bert
Format:MP3 Music|Verified Purchase
Patton Oswalt has produced a wonderful comedy album -- I found myself in stitches while listening to this album. The bits are sharp, relevant, and hard hitting. He does a great job in utilizing tone and pitch of his voice so the listener can envision his facial expressions. His bit about Brian Dennahey was one of my favorite.

If you like observation based comedy with a heavy dose of adult humor, then this comedy album is for you!
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars As good as all the 5 star reviews say
I promise you will not be disappointed when you buy this album. In fact I strongly recommend purchasing his previous album, "Feeling Kinda Patton" as well. Read more
Published 5 months ago by Madasser
4.0 out of 5 stars Funny
I really enjoy this standup comedian. His section about going back in time and saving Star Wars is truly entertaining.
Published 6 months ago by Kale Tippit
5.0 out of 5 stars Patton rocks!
Patton rocks! I like that there are two sections - the big formal event and also a show at a smaller venue where he is practicing / refining his routine.
Published 10 months ago by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars Patton!
His comedy is great. all his albums are worth purchasing. This is a good solid album from start to finish. great stories and bits.
Published 11 months ago by Me Notyou
5.0 out of 5 stars In My Opinion this is Patton's Best Album
So many good tracks from Patton Oswalt here that I've listened through dozens of times. Along with Feelin Kind of Patton and My Weakness is Strong, this is really worth the money. Read more
Published 16 months ago by Example: Mark Twain
3.0 out of 5 stars Good
A great comedian with a full length album with a running time that makes you feel as if you get your money's worth. Read more
Published 19 months ago by Trevor
5.0 out of 5 stars reminds me of Karl Rove dancing, I never wanted it to stop
Sometimes, I think that Patton Oswalt must be some sort of god (lowercase G, FYI). I never get tired of hearing his comedy and I think it's got so much to do with his delivery and... Read more
Published 21 months ago by Navy Bean
5.0 out of 5 stars So funny I had to turn it off.
I had purchased this cd in a bargain bin while on vacation. We had a long car ride back home and I figured it would be nice to listen to something rather than rack our brains for... Read more
Published on August 17, 2011 by my404life
5.0 out of 5 stars The Definitive Oswalt
Of the 3 solo CDs Oswalt has released so far, this is the best. The writing is sharp, the performance is tight, the laughs are many. Read more
Published on February 20, 2011 by ozcanuck
5.0 out of 5 stars Gut-buster!
I have been a fan of Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Robin Williams and many others for years now. I'm always in search for a new comedian, though, and thought I would pick this album... Read more
Published on September 21, 2010 by M. Reiner
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