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Vinyl, April 20, 2010
|1. Here We Go|
|2. America Has Spoken|
|3. Beautiful People And A Bridge Troll|
|4. Clean Filth|
|5. The Miracle Of Childbirth|
|6. You Are Allowed 20 Birthday Parties|
|7. The Dukes Of Hazzard|
|8. Alternate Earth|
|9. Best Week Never|
|10. Physics For Poets|
|11. At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas With A Shovel|
|12. Bubble Of Sanity|
|13. Sterling, Virginia|
|14. Racist Cell Phones|
|15. The Best Baby In The Universe|
|16. Married & Single|
|17. I Tell A Story About Birth Control And Deal With A Retarded Heckler|
|18. Great Food Is Cooked By Psychos|
|19. Wackity Schmackity Doo!|
|20. Death Bed|
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Look, you already know that Patton Oswalt's awesome. His resume's amazingly impressive, boasting hundreds of stand up performances, a couple dozen movies (hell, he voiced the lead in a damn Oscar winner!), and television glory. He has literally tens of fans. We don't need to sell you on Patton. So, instead, we're going to whet your appetite with some choice phrases, fresh from the elfin filth-monger's very lips!
• Brian Dennehy comes up behind me like an Archangel and says, ''Character actors! Who gives a f*ck if we're fat!''
• Wait for the wintery freshness of mace, 'cause it's coming.
• I'd like a failure pile in a sadness bowl!
• Science! We're all about coulda, not shoulda.
• Give your mom a fish, and let's go to the White House.
• If Paris Hilton could get cancer of the AIDS of the leukemia, that'd be awesome.
• My geekiness is starting to get in the way of my nerdiness.
• For 3 years, all I knew was Chewbacca was real and black people don't kill you for your cell phones.
• I still miss the dating scene, because it's a fun nightmare. It's a nightmare with boners in it.
As you'll no doubt recognize, only a true comedic genius could connect the dots, creating the masterpiece of wit, wisdom, and brilliant ridiculousness we call ''Werewolves and Lollipops.'' For doing the work-and possibly the drugs-to bring home this wide-ranging, bewildering, and pitch-perfect record, Stand Up! Records extends our heart-felt thanks to Patton Oswalt.
The DVD is a nice bonus and contains a stand up act with different versions of the jokes on the CD.
So whatever I might say about this album, the best thing for you to do is listen to one or two of his bits yourself.
As modern comedy CD's go have there been a more creative and funny album since Bill Hicks' library of genius.
I promise you will not be disappointed when you buy this album. In fact I strongly recommend purchasing his previous album, "Feeling Kinda Patton" as well. Read morePublished 7 months ago by Madasser
I really enjoy this standup comedian. His section about going back in time and saving Star Wars is truly entertaining.Published 9 months ago by Kale Tippit
Patton rocks! I like that there are two sections - the big formal event and also a show at a smaller venue where he is practicing / refining his routine.Published 12 months ago by Amazon Customer
His comedy is great. all his albums are worth purchasing. This is a good solid album from start to finish. great stories and bits.Published 13 months ago by Me Notyou
So many good tracks from Patton Oswalt here that I've listened through dozens of times. Along with Feelin Kind of Patton and My Weakness is Strong, this is really worth the money. Read morePublished 18 months ago by Example: Mark Twain
A great comedian with a full length album with a running time that makes you feel as if you get your money's worth. Read morePublished 22 months ago by Trevor
Sometimes, I think that Patton Oswalt must be some sort of god (lowercase G, FYI). I never get tired of hearing his comedy and I think it's got so much to do with his delivery and... Read morePublished 23 months ago by Navy Bean
I had purchased this cd in a bargain bin while on vacation. We had a long car ride back home and I figured it would be nice to listen to something rather than rack our brains for... Read morePublished on August 17, 2011 by my404life
Of the 3 solo CDs Oswalt has released so far, this is the best. The writing is sharp, the performance is tight, the laughs are many. Read morePublished on February 20, 2011 by ozcanuck