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Product Details

  • Paperback: 341 pages
  • Publisher: Eyes Open Media (2009)
  • ISBN-10: 0615334601
  • ISBN-13: 978-0615334608
  • Product Dimensions: 8.4 x 5.8 x 0.7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12.6 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (18 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #778,055 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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436 of 477 people found the following review helpful By Franklin H. Fischer on September 22, 2011
Format: Paperback
This book illustrates the bond one can feel with animals.

I've owned a guinea pig for a couple years now. Her name is Fluffy, and I'm pretty sure she flirts with me. She squeaks enthusiastically when I pet her back, lets me feed her alfalfa sprouts by hand, and sometimes lightly nibbles on my fingers.

After reading Wet Goddess, I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it's time to stop playing games and let's do this if we're gonna do this. She seemed receptive, so I'm taking her out on a date this Friday. We're doing a tour of a mulching company and will sample some wood chips at the end of it. After we've had our fill, we'll go the McDonalds playland because they have those tubes you can crawl in, and I know Fluffy loves crawling thru tubes.

Look, I know people are going to judge when they see me walking around town with a gorgeous guinea pig in my arms, but whatever. They're just jealous haters who don't understand the bond one can feel with a different species.

There will be obstacles to overcome in this relationship, but there are challenges in every relationship. It's all about compromise. I'm trying to teach Fluffy to stop pooping on herself, and she's teaching me how to drink water from an upside-down bottle.

I'll check back here in a few weeks to let everyone know how my relationship with Fluffy is going. Until then, I implore all people to read Wet Goddess before they pursue an inter-species relationship.
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237 of 264 people found the following review helpful By James Daily on September 21, 2011
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56 of 62 people found the following review helpful By Spunky Girl on November 26, 2011
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I laughed, I cried. Such a bittersweet ending. It's about so much more than getting some tail.

Easily the best human/dolphin sex book ever.
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46 of 51 people found the following review helpful By S. Kelly on September 29, 2011
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Having worked at a Large Aquarium I have witnessed Dolphins getting frisky with trainers.

I asked if what I saw was what I think I saw was happening and the trainer said "Yes, just like a dog trying to hump your leg but they are a bit smarter and know were to go".....I said "are you putting me on" ?

No, she explained it was quite common and that is why they wear a very strong protective wetsuit to prevent
such indecent. Also it could be extremely dangerous if someone was swimming with one alone in a flimsy
bikini because male dolphins penises are about 12" in length and have a cartilage like bone that could damage the insides of a person. I ask what about female dolphins and she explained it would be equally dangerous because the female dolphin can control her muscles and squeeze with such pressure that could be life threatening to a human male if one was to attempt such an act. So as outrageous as this book is it is certainly plausibly this book is true, however the author was risking his life and I would not recommend anyone to try to duplicate the actions of the author. But don't we all risky life and limb when it comes to love ?
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121 of 145 people found the following review helpful By A Hot Whizzer Summer... on September 22, 2011
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There are very few times in one's life that they have the opportunity to revolutionize their personal views. I had very set preconceptions about my life prior to reading this book, but afterwards, my mind have been opened wide.

The very next day after finishing this book, I got a ticket to sea world, kissed my wife and child goodbye, and set off on a spiritual journey to join the dolphins. My experiences were unfortunately not as successful as the authors. After being kicked out of three sea worlds, I finally found a group more amendable to my inner desires from a place in Mexico.

After my experiences, I told her I'd call her. However, I have to be honest with you, it wasn't my cup of tea. Despite my problems, this book has opened my eyes to all the possibilities. I have just purchased a ticket to Africa to find a giraffe who is both single and willing. I will let you know how it goes.
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26 of 32 people found the following review helpful By Brandon Osborn on September 29, 2011
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A lot of people are giving this negative reviews simply because of taboo. Read this book and form your own opinion, don't listen to these narrow-minded individuals who are simply "JUDGING A BOOK BY THE COVER." From an anthropological perspective, this book is quite fascinating. The reader might feel uncomfortable at times. However, it truly is an interesting story. I am against bestiality, but I read this book while putting biases aside and found this story to be fascinating. This guy was high out of is mind!
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19 of 24 people found the following review helpful By M. Thompson on September 29, 2011
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Although I fortunately missed the free love, psychedelic drug generation, for which I am grateful, this was a most intriguing book. Those reviewers with negative reviews probobly never read the book; I did, and liked it. Ban it? I would rate it as PG13, if it was a movie.
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46 of 64 people found the following review helpful By Terrance Shaw on March 8, 2010
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"Author's Apology
I am sure that almost anybody could write a better novel than this. Its chief defect, it seems to me, is that most of it happens to be true."

When you see something like that in the introduction of ANY book, you have due cause to be worried. Write a better novel in what way? Is the author illiterate? Am I going to read a book that looks like it was written by a six-year-old? How can it possibly merit such a disclaimer?

What the author says can be seen as true or false, I suppose. Sure, I've read a great deal of books that could be seen as better written than this one. There are mistakes here and there, grammatical and otherwise. And in the end, I would have to agree with the final statement: if most of the novel is indeed true, it's defective to the core.

I mean really, in today's society, the very idea of a man having intimate relations with an animal--any animal, regardless of how intelligent it may be--is positively chilling. Morally reprehensible, some would say. Disgusting, perhaps. Wrong.

But if you can cast such closedmindedness aside, I guarantee that you'll be hardpressed to find a book that offers you quite the same level of fulfillment.

Wet Goddess is written in a very intimate fashion. I'd liken it more to a personal journal than anything else. Remember about a decade ago or so when the Navy had those commercials voiced over by Keith David posing the question, "If they wrote a book about your life, would anyone want to read it?"

For one reason or another, you'll want to read the book of this man's life.

Each character, be they delphinic or otherwise, has such a remarkable depth to them.
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