Set at the height of Vietnam protests, Jimi Hendrix and LSD, Wet Goddess is a story of strange encounters, awkward misadventures, and ultimately, love.
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391 of 428 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
This book illustrates the bond one can feel with animals.
I've owned a guinea pig for a couple years now. Her name is Fluffy, and I'm pretty sure she flirts with me. She squeaks enthusiastically when I pet her back, lets me feed her alfalfa sprouts by hand, and sometimes lightly nibbles on my fingers.
After reading Wet Goddess, I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it's time to stop playing games and let's do this if we're gonna do this. She seemed receptive, so I'm taking her out on a date this Friday. We're doing a tour of a mulching company and will sample some wood chips at the end of it. After we've had our fill, we'll go the McDonalds playland because they have those tubes you can crawl in, and I know Fluffy loves crawling thru tubes.
Look, I know people are going to judge when they see me walking around town with a gorgeous guinea pig in my arms, but whatever. They're just jealous haters who don't understand the bond one can feel with a different species.
There will be obstacles to overcome in this relationship, but there are challenges in every relationship. It's all about compromise. I'm trying to teach Fluffy to stop pooping on herself, and she's teaching me how to drink water from an upside-down bottle.
I'll check back here in a few weeks to let everyone know how my relationship with Fluffy is going. Until then, I implore all people to read Wet Goddess before they pursue an inter-species relationship.
I've owned a guinea pig for a couple years now. Her name is Fluffy, and I'm pretty sure she flirts with me. She squeaks enthusiastically when I pet her back, lets me feed her alfalfa sprouts by hand, and sometimes lightly nibbles on my fingers.
After reading Wet Goddess, I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it's time to stop playing games and let's do this if we're gonna do this. She seemed receptive, so I'm taking her out on a date this Friday. We're doing a tour of a mulching company and will sample some wood chips at the end of it. After we've had our fill, we'll go the McDonalds playland because they have those tubes you can crawl in, and I know Fluffy loves crawling thru tubes.
Look, I know people are going to judge when they see me walking around town with a gorgeous guinea pig in my arms, but whatever. They're just jealous haters who don't understand the bond one can feel with a different species.
There will be obstacles to overcome in this relationship, but there are challenges in every relationship. It's all about compromise. I'm trying to teach Fluffy to stop pooping on herself, and she's teaching me how to drink water from an upside-down bottle.
I'll check back here in a few weeks to let everyone know how my relationship with Fluffy is going. Until then, I implore all people to read Wet Goddess before they pursue an inter-species relationship.
222 of 249 people found the following review helpful
By James Daily
Format:Paperback
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37 of 41 people found the following review helpful
By Spunky Girl
Format:Paperback
I laughed, I cried. Such a bittersweet ending. It's about so much more than getting some tail.
Easily the best human/dolphin sex book ever.
Easily the best human/dolphin sex book ever.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars
Fantastic but poignant story.
Touching story. I don't know how much actually happened, of course, but the narrative is very engrossing. Read more
Published 2 months ago by morphic resonator
5.0 out of 5 stars
unbiased and openminded review (spoilers may be present)
After spending about a day reading the book from cover to cover and not glossing over any details I can offer this honest open minded review. Read more
Published 15 months ago by Russell T. Ball
1.0 out of 5 stars
REALLY???? Amazon Needs to Be Seriously Ashamed and The Author Needs...
Wow the fact that Amazon chooses to offer this blatant documentation of animal abuse is right up their with their decision
to sell Sandusky's book about "touching" the lives... Read more
to sell Sandusky's book about "touching" the lives... Read more
Published 16 months ago by mlhbenz
1.0 out of 5 stars
So Tragic
The existence of this book really saddens me.
Some years ago my dog wrote a similar book about how he used to hump my leg.
I felt so betrayed. Read more
Some years ago my dog wrote a similar book about how he used to hump my leg.
I felt so betrayed. Read more
Published 19 months ago by Solanum
4.0 out of 5 stars
most unusual, but loved it
Although I fortunately missed the free love, psychedelic drug generation, for which I am grateful, this was a most intriguing book. Read more
Published 20 months ago by M. Thompson
5.0 out of 5 stars
Misunderstood
A lot of people are giving this negative reviews simply because of taboo. Read this book and form your own opinion, don't listen to these narrow-minded individuals who are simply... Read more
Published 20 months ago by Brandon Osborn
5.0 out of 5 stars
Certainly Plausable However Very Dangerous
Having worked at a Large Aquarium I have witnessed Dolphins getting frisky with trainers.
I asked if what I saw was what I think I saw was happening and the trainer said... Read more
I asked if what I saw was what I think I saw was happening and the trainer said... Read more
Published 20 months ago by S. Kelly
1.0 out of 5 stars
One disgusting and horrid book.
I don't think I need to say very much on this to make the point that this book should never have been published, much less bought. Read more
Published 20 months ago by Adam Gulledge
1.0 out of 5 stars
Umm....WHY?
Alright, while people do have the right to freely write whatever they feel like, THIS IS A MASSIVE EXCEPTION!!!! This book focuses on his love affair with DOLPHINS! Read more
Published 20 months ago by A. Yurko
1.0 out of 5 stars
This man is SICK with a capital "S"!!! SHAME ON AMAZON FOR SELLING...
I seriously can't believe there are that many sick people out there to write raving reviews of such a sick man and his life of having sex (beastiality) with dolphins! Read more
Published 20 months ago by An American
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