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What the (Bleep) Just Happened?: The Happy Warrior's Guide to the Great American Comeback [Kindle Edition]

Monica Crowley
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In this funny, fast-paced, razor-sharp, well-reasoned, and supremely savvy critique of the state of our union under the disastrous reign of Barack Obama, bestselling author, Fox News contributor, syndicated columnist, and popular radio host Monica Crowley asks (and answers) the pressing question: What the @$%& has happened to America? “The Happy Warrior’s Guide to the Great American Comeback,” What the (Bleep) Just Happened? doesn’t simply bemoan the trashing of the American economy and the intentional firebombing of America’s international prestige, it offers inspiration and a positive message to conservatives and concerned Americans everywhere that the way to fight back and win is with principle, conviction…and a wicked sense of humor.

Editorial Reviews


“Well (bleep) me! What a great (bleeping) book!” (Dennis Miller)

“A rip-roaring, full-blast, raise the roof, side-splitting account of what the (bleep) just happened over the past few years---and how we can get our country back. A literary 21-gun salute to freedom.” (Mark Levin)

“This is the book Barack Obama and his pals don’t want you to read. Crowley has the guts to tell the truth about the damage they’ve inflicted. No sugar-coating. No political correctness. Just the facts--and they’re damning. This book is pure dynamite.” (Sean Hannity)

“Monica Crowley wants to wage war against forces that would wipe out traditional America. But what’s different in her book - is the positive attitude she brings. You’ll be happy to read her words. No (bleep)!” (Bill O'Reilly)

“Can this nation be saved? Monica Crowley answers with a resounding ‘yes!’ in this brilliant, hilarious page-turner that may well—in fact, should—influence the very future of America.” (Larry Kudlow)

“A brilliant and persuasive analysis of the relentless assault by the Obama administration on the principles that have made America the most exceptional nation in the world. And, a very well developed presentation of rational optimism - the happy warrior - as the process for restoring American ideals.” (Rudolph Giuliani)

“Monica nailed it! This book makes you want to stand up and shout, “(Bleep) no! We won’t concede America’s exceptionalism!” Monica’s writing is exciting, sharp, hot and hip, just like she is.” (Sarah Palin)

From the Back Cover

What the @$%&! just happened to America? That's the question that Monica Crowley, bestselling author, Fox News political analyst, columnist, and popular nationally syndicated radio host, asks—and answers—in this fast-paced, funny, and sharply argued tour of the country's disastrous years under Barack Obama, and an exuberant call for the great American comeback.

What the @$%&! just happened? What just happened to America? What happened to our strength and greatness? What happened to our constitutionally limited government? What happened to our powerful free-market system? What happened to our traditional rocket path of growth? What happened to American jobs? What happened to our prosperity? What happened to the greatest health care system in the world? What happened to our superpower status? What happened to our ability to be respected and feared? What's up with unprecedented spending and record-breaking deficits? Sixteen trillion dollars in debt? What the @$%&! just happened?

In What the (Bleep) Just Happened? Monica Crowley offers a rollicking, high-octane, and hilarious view of the damage caused by Barack Obama's extremist agenda. But she also sets the stage for the inevitable conservative comeback, calling for a return to the joyful spirit of the Reaganesque "Happy Warrior.” She will have you on your feet—cheering for America and what has always made it great—as she rallies us to get our exceptionalist groove back.

Product Details

  • File Size: 690 KB
  • Print Length: 405 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 006213115X
  • Publisher: Broadside e-books; Reprint edition (June 19, 2012)
  • Sold by: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B006IY9HS8
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #342,353 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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195 of 230 people found the following review helpful
Monica Crowley has gravitas. She's not just a pretty face but also a shrewd observer who after she studies a problem and understands it, is articulate enough to explain her discoveries to the rest of us.
In the five major parts and dozens of chapters, she beautifully deconstructs the plot to destroy America from within and explains how the great silent majority of "Happy Warriors" must wake up to the internal threat that is quickly and systematically destroying America, it's traditions and the world's freedom.
Those five major sections are: "American Interrupted, The Skinny Socialist is a Big Fat Liar, Size Matters, Dr. Strangeleader or: How I Learned to Stop Caring and Love American Decline, and America, Unleashed."
"Obama's redistributionist scheme, however, is much bigger than just the transfer of capital with his home country. For Obama, self-styled `president of the world,' the redistribution is global and not strictly limited to wealth. Obama and his single-minded band of leftist are in the process of redistributing everything American: our power, our wealth, our resources, our military and diplomatic advantage, our economic competitiveness, our leadership, our borders, and yes, our unique exceptionalism."
Crowley points out that most people believe "the Founding Fathers gave us three branches of government. Not true. They gave us four: the executive, the legislative, the judiciary...and the American people. As Thomas Jefferson once said `should things go wrong at any time, the people will set them to rights by peaceable exercise of their elective rights.'"
The author uses the term Happy Warriors to help define that American Spirit embodied within President Ronald Reagan. "The time is now ripe for a new brand of Happy Warrior.
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135 of 160 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A Fantastic Read June 19, 2012
I purchased the book this morning and in two hours I have already read 250 pages. The author's writing style makes her book a quick page turner. Miss Crowley's book should be a must read for anyone who wants to understnd why Mr. Obama is one of the worst presidents in the last century.
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40 of 45 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars "WHY WE FELL AND HOW TO GET UP!" June 20, 2012
Monica Crowley not only tells it like it is, but presents solutions as to how to present a New Beginning! She speaks of pending issues our country is facing, why it has entered the dark side, and how to once again see the light!This book is interesting, thought-provoking, insightful, patriotic and witty as well. Monica speaks with a strong voice and this book will grab your attention immediately. Highly Recommended!
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106 of 126 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars We need more warriors like Monica! June 19, 2012
Well researched and very inspiring! I'm more of a pessimist when it comes to this nations future, but with "happy warriors" like Monica Crowley to motivate and reassure us, I think we just may have a fighting chance. Monica understands the mind and motivations of President Obama and reveals the sobering reality of his redistributive plans for us. But, we can look at recent success' in Wisconsin, Massachussetts, 2010 elections and smaller wins for taxpayers in cities such as San Jose and San Diego. Citizens of all stripes are saying "What the bleep just happened" and "Not on my watch!! Thanks Monica for fighting the good fight with a beautiful smile!!
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45 of 53 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars The Best! June 20, 2012
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There are a number of books coming out about the Obama years and the catastrophe he has created. If you only read one this is the one. Crowley breezes us through a seemingly limitless catalog of the incredible destruction Obama (and his "kooks" as Crowley wonderfully calls them)has already set in motion and makes it irrefutably clear (except to other kooks) why it is imperative we rid ourselves of him in the upcoming election. But only Crowley could do this with great humor and her sunny attitude which raises your spirit and helps you remember how great this country truly is and will be again. If she ever runs for for office she would win in a landslide! This book certainly does.
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45 of 55 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Inspiring June 20, 2012
Brilliant, insightful, witty, Monica Crowley has written a deeply patriotic book, with practical solutions for getting our great country back on its feet. A must read for anyone who loves the USA.
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23 of 27 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Kudos To A Classy Lady! June 24, 2012
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For those of you who didn't sign on to live in "Barackistan" this book is a "hands on" guide on how to set us free from the tyranny of this radical leftist "crew without a clue" running our country...into the ground! Monica has always been a favorite political pundit of mine fusing feminine pulchritude, razor sharp intellect and a gentle spirit which is pleasing to the LORD.What I never saw before was her uncanny wit in taking some very serious problems our country is experiencing such as it's imminent moral and economic downfall and showing that it's not inevitable, but rather through our re-discovering the "happy warrior" mindset we can collectively turn this "Titanic" around before it hits the ultimate iceberg directly ahead! If you want a great read that you won't want to put down, please buy this latest epistle on political "common sense"! The one thing I'll never know is how this beautiful and gracious lady got through those Thanksgiving dinners with Alan Colmes at the table!LOL
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30 of 36 people found the following review helpful
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I'm only 1/3 of way through the book but Monica has done a bang up job. I like her basic premise - most people are looking at Obama and feel he is failing, but Monica points out, he's really succeeding. He wants to drag this country down. That's his goal.

Recommend you buy several copies and pass around.

And oh yeah, another thing that impresses me is she doesn't have to put Dr. in front of her name or PhD after it. She's credible just as she is. She doesn't need a title before or after her name.

Great job Monica
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Monica Crowley effectively uses humor and satire to make her points. A thoroughly enjoyable and informative read!
Published 5 days ago by LSA Rocks
5.0 out of 5 stars If you vote you should read this.
The facts in this book can be easily verified. It is very well written. There is very little here that you would not know about if you spent 2 to 4 hours a day going threw Obama's... Read more
Published 1 month ago by Johnd01
2.0 out of 5 stars It got old quick.
Just a tad bit overly critical of Obama IMHO. I don't like him either, but seriously, all the evils in the world Monica speaks about did not just start with Obama. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Tlounge76
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
As described. Fast ship. Would use again.
Published 1 month ago by aleykhat
5.0 out of 5 stars A must read.
Boy is she knowledgeable. Everyone should read.
Published 2 months ago by Deborah Wallace
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Good book!
Published 5 months ago by Ms. Barbara G. Kolb
5.0 out of 5 stars ANOTHER enjoyable time with Monica Crowley.
Monica is at the top of the game. when you listen to this book, I could visualize her saying the same thing in the same manner as if she were hosting the B.O. show. Read more
Published 6 months ago by Mic Sherwood
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Published 7 months ago by LYLE F PAULSEN
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
She nails it.
Published 7 months ago by Glenn Normand
4.0 out of 5 stars I like it
A good read.
Published 7 months ago by NOTLIM
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Monica Crowley is a host and political and foreign affairs analyst for the Fox News Channel, and the host of the nationally syndicated radio program, The Monica Crowley Show.She has also been a regular panelist on The McLaughlin Group. She served as Foreign Policy Assistant to former President Richard Nixon from 1990 until his death in 1994, and wrote two bestsellers about her experiences, Nixon Off the Record and Nixon in Winter. She has also written for The New Yorker, the Wall Street Journal, the Los Angeles Times, Newsweek, and the New York Post. She holds two Master's degrees and a Doctorate from Columbia University.

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