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What You Don't Know About Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz [Paperback]

Phil Witte (Author)

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Publication Date: January 24, 2006

What You Don't Know About Turning 60 is a hilarious pop quiz to ease the pain of a 60th birthday. This charming humor book provides entertainment for over-the-hill birthday parties and is fun to read when the party's over and reality sets in.

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- Q: What's a senior screwdriver? A: Orange Juice and Metamucil.

- Q: What do the following words bring to mind: "free refills?" A: If you said coffee, you're probably under 60. If you said a good prescription drug plan, you're probably 60 or older.

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Sample jokes include:

- Q: What's a senior screwdriver? A: Orange Juice and Metamucil.

- Q: What do the following words bring to mind: "free refills?" A: If you said coffee, you're probably under 60. If you said a good prescription drug plan, you're probably 60 or older.

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Phil Witte is a humorist, freelance writer and author of "What You Don't Know About Turning 50." He's also a lawyer and lives in San Francisco, CA.

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Paperback: 128 pages
Publisher: Meadowbrook (January 24, 2006)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 0684040026
ISBN-13: 978-0684040028
Product Dimensions: 4.5 x 6.1 x 0.3 inches
Shipping Weight: 4.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)

Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars See all reviews (5 customer reviews)

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3.0 out of 5 stars 60 ain't so old, August 13, 2008

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I bought this book to give to a long time friend who was the guest of honor at a surprise birthday party. While it is funny, some of the remarks are a little off-color. Also it is really aimed at men (which the guest of honor was, fortunately.) I don't think women would find the jokes about balding and impotence funny.

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5.0 out of 5 stars A "must-have" for anyone with parents or in-laws!, February 5, 2006

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An entertaining look at the aging process. The author has a keen eye and sharp wit when it comes to our obsession with staying young. There are lots of memorable quotes and quips to share with friends and family. I found it to to be a nice little conversation piece and welcome addition to our coffee table. Guaranteed to amuse and highly recommended for all!

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5.0 out of 5 stars 60 is the new 40..., February 22, 2006

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60 is the new 40, or so I've concluded from this punchy joke book for the well over 50 set. A fun book that will surely produce knowing groans for those of us closing in on our second adulthood.

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4.0 out of 5 stars Fun gift for that new 60 year old
This book was a gift for a friend just turning 60. They loved it. I have since given it to several other folks "turning" 60. Read more

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I bought this for myself & enjoyed it very much. I passed it on to a friend for her 60th BD & she found it entertaining... Read more

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