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What to Expect When You're Expected: A Fetus's Guide to the First Three Trimesters Paperback – October 13, 2009
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Mike Loew is a contributor to The Onion and the author of two previous books, Tough Call and Citizen You! He lives in Brooklyn, New York.
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This is book brings a refreshingly new and funny perspective to the trials of pregnancy.
There are too many pregnancy "how to" books out there that just copy each other's advice.
Finally I can sit down and laugh during this all too serious time in my life. This book isn't to be taken serious, and I think that was Javerbaum's intent when he wrote this book.
After the third night of hearing non-stop hysterical laughter, my husband finally stole the book away from me when I dosed off. He also laughed his a** off, and we are currently fighting over who gets to read this book at night.
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Bought as a gift for my husband and he's loved reading about what's going on! Without being bored or overwhelmed.Published 4 months ago by L. Patterson
Utterly hilarious and clever! Perfect gift for expectant parents or anyone who wants to laugh non-stopPublished 5 months ago by douglass gal
Bought as a gift and recepient seems to like the book. Arrived on time as expected.Published 5 months ago by Shannon
There is one word for David, brilliant! That he is a fabulous writer is a given.This book was pure genius . As a mother I canm fully appreciate the way the book was written . Read morePublished 6 months ago by grayce tripodi
Horrible book and really bad vocabulary. It sounds so ghetto.Published 7 months ago by daniela pulgarin