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What I'd Say to the Martians: And Other Veiled Threats Hardcover – April 8, 2008
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So, I bought the book to read it safely on my plane ride home from NYC. I laughed out loud there, too. I apologize to anyone who was on the plane with me during that flight.
Handey has such a clear voice, and a definite style, I could hear him in my head. His work is deceptively simple; many folks think they could probably write like him. But, I suspect that is it rather difficult to seem so off-the-cuff funny and to set up each joke so expertly.
He is best known for his Deep Thoughts of which several are included in the book. But his longer pieces are really hysterical. The title piece is my all-time favorite.
The only drawback is that the book is rather short, so I blew through it before we hit Indiana, so I was forced to read People Magazine. What do I care about "The Hills"? Good grief. I'd rather re-read the book, of which I probably will do again and again.
The book includes essays, some of Handey's favorite Deep Thoughts and Fuzzy Memories, as well as a great bonus: scripts of some of his best sketch writing from Saturday Night Live, such as Toonces the Driving Cat, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer and Happy Fun Ball.
Overall, an excellent, hilarious book. Every essay (and sometimes every sentence) has something to laugh at. Hopefully Handey will continue to write and publish!
This is not, it should be noted, a collection of merely "clever" or "humorous" writing that will evoke little more than knowing nods, wistful smiles, or the occasional chuckle. This book is HILARIOUS--the sort of thing that might destroy a relationship if read while sitting across from a significant other with your mouth full of milk, the sort of thing that will incite (welcome or unwelcome) public interactions with fellow bus passengers wondering what the hell is so funny, the sort of the thing that might make you laugh so hard that the laughter becomes more painful than fun. This book IS FUNNY.
It's by Jack Handey--of course it's funny.Read more ›
Most Recent Customer Reviews
In Jack Handey you'll find a brilliant comic mind at the top of his game. His exquisite sense of the value of random juxtaposition is especially acute.Published 1 month ago by Darren S.
all of Handey's stuff is crazy and sarcastic and often too silly but often laugh out loud funny. I always want more.Published 2 months ago by Daniel s cosgrove
Hilarious and quick read. For all fans of Jack Handy and Handyesque humor.Published 7 months ago by Aaron to the J
Pretty funny for most of it. Some of the chapters are just a little too wierd, but all in all, it was a good laugh. It's not Pulitzer Prize material, but it wasn't intended to be.Published 9 months ago by Allan R. Waldron