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What They Did to Princess Paragon: A Novel [Mass Market Paperback]

Robert Rodi (Author)
3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)


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April 1, 1995
The relentlessly irreverent author of Fag Hag and Closet Case is back with a new novel that asks the burning question: Is the world ready for its first lesbian superhero? Brian Parrish, a brash gay cartoonist, is charged with updating the image of Princess Paragon, a creaky and virtuous heroine whose market share is expressed in decimals. His solution: change her hairdo, streamline her Spandex, and haul her out of the closet. It's a blockbuster idea sure to make Brian famous and attract a whole new readership. But for one devoted fan, it's an abomination. Jerome T. Kornacker worships the princess; his bedroom is her shrine. And for Jerome, the only way to save her from sapphic scandal is to put an end to Brian Parrish's career. With this in mind, he stalks Brian at a Chicago comic-book convention, where the cartoonist is scheduled to unveil his princess-cum-dyke. But when the outraged fan confronts his quarry, the result is an odd alliance that neither could have predicted - and that plunks their heroine into a creative Mixmaster. As if Jerome weren't enough to deal with, Brian also must contend with an editor who has her own plans for a politically correct princess; a lover who's absent without leave; and Jerome's mother, a malaprop-spouting demoness in peach. And only when it's too late does Brian understand what he's really done to Princess Paragon. Abounding in high camp, low farce, ferocious wit, and a perversely insistent morality, What They Did to Princess Paragon further establishes Robert Rodi as one of the most blistering and brilliant satirists of his day.

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From Publishers Weekly

How the world's greatest comic-book artist, Brian Parrish, a 38-year-old gay man from Manhattan, ends up trapped in a food plant "in the middle of some piddly little college town two hours outside Chicago" is part of the delight of Rodi's new novel. Brian's scheme is to rejuvenate the faltering sales of American comic-book icon Princess Paragon by turning her into the first gay super-hero. His design is modified at every turn by a cast of outrageous characters: Perpetrial Cotton, an African American feminist lesbian whose favorite T-shirt reads "Ferraro for Veep"; Jerome T. Kornacker, a deranged fan upset at what is happening to his longtime fantasy girlfriend; and Heloise Freitag, Brian's chain-smoking publisher. Tightly plotted and consistently amusing, the novel is more farce than satire: Rodi's characters are as cartoonish as his superheroine. "This is real life," Brian says to Jerome as Rodi attempts to inject some pathos into the dialogue. Nothing about the book suggests real life, however, which is exactly the point. Real life is seldom this funny. This is another campy, breezy read from a gay comic writer ( Fag Hag ; Closet Case ) who is quickly developing his own cult following.
Copyright 1994 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

From Library Journal

When gay comic strip artist Brian Parrish is hired to take over "Princess Paragon," an old and fading strip, word soon leaks that he intends to turn her into the first lesbian heroine. Fanatic fan Jerome goes to a convention to confront Parrish. After a series of wild incidents, Parrish holes up in Jerome's home, where he writes one script and Jerome writes another. Meanwhile, Parrish's boss and a black lesbian assistant take over the strip. The characters are zany and the situations zanier as comic strip creators and consumers clash in some very funny scenes. With crisp, naughty dialog and colorful supporting characters, the author of Fag Hag (Dutton, 1992) delivers a rowdy and witty comedy.
Robert H. Donahugh, formerly with Youngstown & Mahoning Cty. P.L., Ohio
Copyright 1994 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

Product Details

  • Mass Market Paperback: 288 pages
  • Publisher: Plume (April 1, 1995)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0452271630
  • ISBN-13: 978-0452271630
  • Product Dimensions: 7.8 x 5.4 x 0.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 9.1 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,122,525 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Robert Rodi (b.1956) was born in Chicago, a town seething with literary and musical energy, and he has spent his life immersed in their currents. His first novels, which quickly gained him cult status, were deftly drawn satires of the city's gay scene. While continuing to write fiction (most recently, "The Sugarman Bootlegs") he's branched out into nonfiction, the better to share his enthusiasm for the world of canine agility (in "Dogged Pursuit") and all things Italian, specifically the great Tuscan horse race, the Palio ("Seven Seasons In Siena").

He also writes comic books for both Vertigo and Marvel, pens a self-described "guerilla lit-crit" blog about Jane Austen called "Bitch In a Bonnet", and covers the local performing arts scene for The Huffington Post. He's a performer himself, being an auxiliary member of Chicago's esteemed monologuist ensemble BoyGirlBoyGirl; he's also the front man for the fusion rock band 7th Kind (whose CD "Sea Monster" is available on Amazon).

For more information, visit his website, http://www.robertrodi.com

 

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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Although the book is an easy and fun read, I missed his old form--making fun of an aspect of gay life with Chicago as the backgr, August 12, 2009
This review is from: What They Did to Princess Paragon: A Novel (Mass Market Paperback)
Brian Parrish, a brass gay cartoonist, leaves Comet Comics for a new seven figure salary at Bang comics, where he is assigned the task of changing a non seller old comic book--Princess Paragon--into a new best seller by turning her lesbian.

His boss, Heloise Feritay, assigns him a lesbian editor, Perpetual Cotton, to help him deal with the transformation.

The first issue is out and it's a best seller. But it causes a loser "comic-phile," Jerome T Kornacker, to get extremely angry because of what a pervert is doing to his heroine.

Rodi takes us to a comic convention where Jerome describes the type that reads comics as: "In one sense he (Jerome) wasn't hallucinating, though nearly everywhere at the convention there was a misfit of some recognizable type. Jerome had never seen such a number of them, stuffed into ill-fitting clothing, peering out at the world from beneath stringy pubic-fuzzy hair."

Parish is presented as a prick and refuses to appear in the Bella Martinez Chicago talk show. Because when Brian learns that the originator of Princess Paragon, Roger Oaklyn, is to appear with him, he has a fit and kicks Mr. Oaklyn off the show. Anyone who is from Chicago recognizes Bella as Oprah, and NO ONE pisses Oprah on her show, so Brian pays a steep price. The taping goes terribly for him.

Meanwhile, Brian is confronted by Jerome and is beaten pretty hard by him. Jerome gets scared and Brian decides that he'll make Jerome pay by invading Jerome's home and making him his servant until he writes the next chapter on Princess Paragon.

But Jerome has plans of his own. He takes the finished copy from Bryan's hotel and rewrites it to fit his view of what Princess Paragon should be and faxes it to Bang Comics with Brian's signature.

Brian's adventure ends really bad when he is stuck in Jerome's old work site (he was a nightwatchman at Carter Foods). Jerome is fired and Brian is stuck there until they have a second confrontation because Brian learns what Jerome has done to him.

This time Jerome throws a gun at Brian's face and ends up in the hospital with a broken jaw. There he finds out Jerome is not the only one who is jobless; Bryan has lost his job to Perpetual.

As he leaves the hospital he goes to a bar and is approached by Mr. Oaklyn who gets his revenge from being thrown out the show. He learns how bad Mr. Oaklyn had it, after creating Princess paragon he sold the perpetual rights for four hundred dollars at age 23, and was never able to have a comeback.

It is at the bar, after two drinks that Brian realizes that "Jerome and Perpetual had exactly as much right to Princess Paragon as he had--which was no right at all. By any moral reckoning, she belonged to Roger Oaklyn. It was as simple as that. As plain, and terrifying as that."

This is the first Rodi book in which Chicago is not one of the characters of the story. Most of the action happens in NYC. Although the book is an easy and fun read, I missed his old form--making fun of an aspect of gay life with Chicago as the background.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Excellent and Fun Farce/Satire that treds the line between cliche and characature, March 10, 2008
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B. S. Yates "the_comick" (Eureka, CA United States) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: What They Did to Princess Paragon: A Novel (Mass Market Paperback)
What They Did to Princess Paragon is a fun read. It is primarily comedy with a wit somewhere between a Kevin Smith movie, an episode of Fawlty Towers, with perhaps a shade of Seinfeld.

Other reviewers have made the criticism that one of the protagonists, Jerome Kornacker, is a cliched stereotype of the hapless geeky comic fanboy, and granted, Rodi walks the fine line between stereotype and caracature here. However, given that nearly all of the remaining cast are caracatures (often, amalgamated characatures of actual people), I think it more likely to assume that caracature is the author's intent. Further, Rodi simply knows too much about the personalities and trends of the comics world that he is satarizing to believe that he has written the character of Jerome "from the outside." For example, his character, comic book author Nigel Cardew, is clearly an amalgamated parody of the primary authors of a movement in comics known as "the British Invasion," with the speaking style of Comic writers Garth Ennis (and/or Grant Morrison), the anti-Thatcher politics of writers Alan Moore and Jamie Delano, the fashion sense of Warren Ellis, the writing style of Frank Miller, and the first name, Nigel, probably derived from Neil Gaiman. Most of the characters are similarly derived. (Hiriam Krapp= Robert Krumb/Harvey Pekar, Jodi Lipmann=Gary Groth,others etc.) In addition, the details of the comic books these characters write are too acurately lampooned, the minutial trivia too cleverly and thoughoughly referenced, to believe that it would have emerged from the casual research of an otherwise uninterested author writing about "guys he knows that are just like that." No, Rodi has a little Jerome Kornacker inside him. Likely he has taken out, exaggerated for comic effect, and dressed up his Jeromeness in a manner reminicient of the stereotypical geek, but true stereotyping implies ignorance; a blanket lable for one who is relegated to being of "a type" that the one doing the stereotyping is only vaguely familiar with fram afar. Rodi's parody is too precise, his mockery too intimate --and is does sting, to those of us that have a dollop of Jeromeness in ourselves-- to accurately term his protagonist either stereotype or cliche.
Despite how the above may sound, no special knowledge of comic books, their writers, or their jargon is necessary to enjoy this fine comedy. This is the first book of Rodi's that I have read. It will not be the last.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Funny, but a bit cruel, August 15, 2002
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An entertaining novel that satirizes the comic book industry through a recasting of the early 1990s in which a well-regarded comic book writer/artist decides to make his mark in the new, mature field by taking a character from the golden age and remaking her as a lesbian. Like all good satire, there's an edge here--although John Bryne did do a retelling of Wonder Woman, I don't think he has remade her sexual orientation, but one quick look at the field and the various changes that have been made and it does not seem that it would be too much of a stretch. Batman is a ruthless vigilante, Superman's been dead, Spiderman has an alien costume...it's enough to make any fan think that the field has no sacred cows.

Rodi picks up this idea and uses it effectively, if a little heavy handed and without a measure of sympathy in some cases. Everything works out in the end (this is a comedy, after all, and it wouldn't do to have anyone really hurt), along the way there's enough pain to make you think that Rodi's been watching too much Seinfeld and not reading enough P.G. Wodehouse. Actually, I probably should compare Rodi to Joe Keenan, because he shares Keenan's sexual preference and is also writing humorous novels. Keenan's fare is meringue pie--light and fluffy and leaving you wanting for more; Rodi's dessert has a bitterness to it, as if it may have stayed in the oven a little too long.

Picking on the unwashed masses of comicdom may be a little like shooting fish in a barrel, and Rodi's talent at poking things with a sharp stick should probably be utilized where something is bloated out of proportion with its importance. Too much of this novel is the same stereotypes that we know have a basis in reality, but are not quite what they seem. The one redeeming factor to Rodi's cruelty to his comic fanboy is that he doesn't restrain himself from a jab or two at his gay protagonist (although mainly through the Broadway schtik of his lover).

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