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When Pigs Fly [Kindle Edition]

Bob Sanchez
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (110 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Retired cop Mack Durgin used to bust perpetrators in Massachusetts, but now he’s widowed and living in Arizona. When a FedEx driver drops off an urn filled with his friend’s ashes at his front door, Mack reluctantly knows he must fulfill George Ashe’s final wish: to have his remains spread over the Grand Canyon. But Mack has no clue what lies hidden within the urn besides his friend’s ashes. On his journey through the desert, Mack meets the entrancing Calliope Vrattos, a former waitress in a bar that holds Elvis impersonation contests. Diet Cola is an ex-con who loves greasy food, but more than anything else, he desperately wants what he hid in the urn. Cola hooks up with a pair of loony housebreakers, a bald Elvis impersonator, and a dopehead with an outline of his brain tattooed on his skull. With a bit of luck and a lot of junk food, they trace Mack to the little town of Pincushion, Arizona. George Ashe may not be alive, but his remains are having the adventure of a lifetime. As Mack encounters one crazed character after another in his quest to fulfill his friend’s last wish, he realizes that life is a gamble and that pigs really do fly.

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About the Author

Bob Sanchez retired in Las Cruces, New Mexico, after working in New England as a senior technical writer where he produced countless manuals and bulletins. When he's not exploring the desert with his wife, Sanchez writes short stories, book reviews, and magazine articles.

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  • File Size: 627 KB
  • Print Length: 307 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Bob Sanchez (December 20, 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B006OQ0LDA
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50 of 52 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars I don't usually like this kind of book January 1, 2007
Format:Paperback
Imagine my surprise when a book about a retired cop showed up under my tree -- me a devout "cozy" reader. At first I was skeptical --"Oh no, not another hard boiled cop story", but it was fun and funny. I laughed out loud at Ace and Frosty, and even sort of fell for Mac, that not-so-hard boiled retired cop. And when the Pig flew...! Hope a sequel is in the works -- this is one cop I want to see again.
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24 of 25 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars An Enjoyable Tale January 20, 2007
Format:Paperback
Bob Sanchez has created a very humorous tale of mis-adventure, sparkling with unique and believeable characters. I didn't want to come to the end of the book but I was finished all too soon. It is packed with plot twists,humor and a picture of the great Southwest which beckoned me to go for a visit. I recommend this book highly. George Bibler
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29 of 32 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars I do believe... January 29, 2007
Format:Paperback
...pigs can fly. And that's only the beginning! I believe that Diet Cola could kill a guy with one squeeze of the [...]-cheeks, that a fool named Zippy would think it an honor to tattoo his brain on his scalp (too bad that's the only place it appears within 20 feet of the guy's body), that an elderly couple named Carrick and Brodie could love each other more than even a hundred million dollars, and that Ace and Frosty are the dumbest crooks this side of Lowell, Massachusetts. I also believe I'd marry Mack Durgin if I wasn't already happily married and he wasn't in a (chaste) twosome with his dead wife and his maybe-someday girlfriend Calliope Vrattos.

Most of all, I believe that you will bust your ribs laughing and only ask for more. Sequel, please, and fast! (When Cows Jump Over the Moon, perhaps?)
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Do Pigs Fly - in sequins? December 1, 2011
By Allene
Format:Paperback|Verified Purchase
When Pigs Fly, by Bob Sanchez, is the most unorthodox book I've ever read. I'm not referring to the religious connotations of unorthodox, but to the fact that the book is totally unconventional. It's hysterically funny and at the same time truly disgusting.

The 'Mystery' hinges on a lottery ticket and ceramic urn filled with a dead man's ashes. The villain, Diet Cola, is every person's worst nightmare. A horrible slob, without conscience. The characters that cross his path are a bizarre and outlandish group. Ace and Frosty, two Abbott and Costello, criminals do have a conscience although it doesn't always get in the way of their petty crimes. Elvis Hornacre believes he is the real 'King' (Elvis Presley) and dresses accordingly. He literally lets it all hang out. Calliope Vrattos is a former barmaid with a purse full of common but deadly weapons. Carrick and Brodie Durgin are a geriatric couple going blithely through life, aiding and abetting even wounded criminals, while their son, Mack Durgin, retired cop, seems to be one of the more sane people occupying the pages of the book. Mack does, however, talk to his dead friend's ashes and has an unfortunate one-night-stand with someone he visualizes as Mae West. Her boyfriend, called Zippy, because he has a zipper tattooed over his brain, takes exception and - well - it all comes together in one rollicking, fascinating wedding adventure atop the Grand Canyon where Diet Cola shows up in nothing but a hospital gown. I'll leave you now to either read the book or try to make sense of this review. Before I go, I must mention the most important character; Poindexter the pig. Do pigs really fly? Sometimes. But only when decked-out in sequins.

So, if you aren't offended by smelly arm-pits, rapid rise testosterone, and other bodily functions, then I think you'll enjoy this raunchy, highly entertaining offering by Bob Sanchez. I promise you won't read another quite like it!
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Sequel, please? December 26, 2006
Format:Paperback
"When Pigs Fly" is a fast paced, action-oriented quest. Better still it's funny, laugh out loud funny. Chapters toggle between locations--Massachusetts and Arizona-- and characters, keeping the plot racing forward. There is truly never a dull moment. If Sanchez doesn't have a sequel planned based on Mack, retired Lowell, MA cop, he should. Let's hope we meet the pig again.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh out loud. December 21, 2006
Format:Paperback
Few writers can make me laugh out loud. Bob Sanchez is one of them. His characters are hilarious and the story even has a plot. I want to read more from this author.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars amazingly entertaining October 6, 2012
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I have never been so entertained by a book! All I could think about at the end was "I cant wait to read another of Sanchez's tales", and "this would make a great movie!" Thank you Mr. Sanchez for the wonderful escape.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars loved this book!! October 2, 2012
By GrammaO
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
This book was like reading a Cohen brothers movie!! I couldn't put it down . I needed to find out what outrageous event would happen next!  Very enjoyable!
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious, literary, and completley engaging novel
Bob Sanchez's literary talents shine in this novel, a humorous fast-paced tale that is believably unbelievable, yet it all could all happen. Read more
Published 4 days ago by Holly J. Michael
4.0 out of 5 stars A Good Read
What a great sense of humor Bob Sanchez has. His books are always so entertaining.
Published 28 days ago by Maryann Miller
4.0 out of 5 stars Reminiscent of Elmore Leonard's Best Stuff
Once I realized that "When Pigs Fly" was a wacky rollercoaster of a fun novel, I just threw my arms up and enjoyed the ride! Assuming Mr. Read more
Published 4 months ago by David Hall
2.0 out of 5 stars Review of "When Pigs Fly"
Thought it was interesting but not spellbound. The characters were a bit unbelievable. However the ending made it worth reading.
Published 5 months ago by Amazon Customer
4.0 out of 5 stars it was diferent
A strange plot and in the beginning trying to figure out where the characters would fit into the plot but once it tied together it was a good read and hard to put down.
Published 5 months ago by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars One wild and crazy ride!
Fantastic story, full of the craziest cast of characters. One has to wonder what lurks in the deep recesses of this author's mind. Read more
Published 6 months ago by Table4two
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny and original grown-up humor
Because it's my own book, and it's funny and original. It's also a bit raunchy in spots, but if you need cheering up, this book just might do the trick.
Published 9 months ago by Bob Sanchez
5.0 out of 5 stars Loved it
This book would make such a terrific movie!!! I could not stop laughing (even woke my husband a couple times while giggling at the charachters). Read more
Published 12 months ago by yilbit
4.0 out of 5 stars What can I say?
Reading this book was like reading the script for a "3 Stooges" movie, punctuated with some "Keystone Kops" chases, some "Get Smart" adventures, and the wry humor of the TV... Read more
Published 13 months ago by Cici
5.0 out of 5 stars channeling elmore leonard
When I review a book, I don't use Great Literature as the standard against which to measure another piece of writing worthy of 5 stars. I do it genre by genre. Read more
Published 13 months ago by Peggy Vincent
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More About the Author

Bob Sanchez aims for variety in his stories. When Pigs Fly is a crime novel containing adult humor, so please don't buy it for your innocent youngsters. Most readers find it funny, including one who wrote to say she read it aloud to console her recently widowed father. Yet the Friends of the Library in Alamogordo, New Mexico, denied the author a public reading because the story's villain used (gasp!) bad words. One can't please everybody, right? The story is set partly in Massachusetts, mostly in Arizona.

His Getting Lucky is much more a typical P.I. novel, with some sex and violence along with touches of humor. It's set in the mill city of Lowell, Massachusetts after the arrival of thousands of Cambodian refugees to the area. The author used to live nearby and has explored its network of canals and its fascinating ethnic neighborhoods.

The author's family's sponsorship of a Cambodian family in 1980 inspired his most serious novel, Little Mountain. It's a heavily researched detective novel set in Lowell with a cop hero's flashbacks to Cambodia.

Sanchez and his wife now live in sunny New Mexico and hold fond memories of Massachusetts, which figures in all of his novels so far.

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