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Where the Hell Am I? Trips I Have Survived [Kindle Edition]

Ken Levine (Author)
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Book Description

Publication Date: March 4, 2011
Join Emmy winning writer Ken Levine on a tour of the world – well, mostly America but a few other places too. It’s a world of craziness, lost reservations, the “Master Bait & Tackle Shop”, Pet Jacuzzis, Pompeii pornography, the Electric Chair beauty salon, Cowboy poetry gatherings, strips searches, a Cannabis festival, the “Miss Swamp Buggy” beauty contest, cancelled flights, tattooed Santa, the “Shrub Guy”, an Iranian comic, free dwarf mice, and Hitler’s town car on display in a Las Vegas casino.

After reading Ken Levine’s hilarious and instructive excursions, you’ll be on the phone to your travel agent, either booking or canceling your next trip.

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  • File Size: 258 KB
  • Print Length: 157 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B004QS91AC
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #58,921 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
If you've followed Ken's blog at ByKenLevine.com, you get a terrific dose of his myriad identities - Emmy-winning writer, MLB announcer, disk jockey, mentor, author, award show kvetcher...

Okay, the guy really needs to focus, even though he's done all those with success and perfection.

Thankfully, the one thing he hasn't attained is the perfect trip. It doesn't matter where he's been. Stuff just finds him. He's a force of nature. Of course these are all unavoidable when you factor in baseball road trips, countless Hawaii excursions, countlesser (is that a word?) anti-paradises (is that another word?), and a family that's even more of a collective smartass than he could ever be. That's saying something.

If you want to see Disneyland, Cleveland, Las Vegas and Park City, Utah through the senses of someone who can find the comedy in just about anything, read this. Then try to take your next trip without a cynical view or a stiff drink.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
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"After reading Ken's travelogues, you might think he is the illegitimate son of James Michener and Dan Jenkins. Ken's unique perspective sheds light on what we all think, but can't quite put into words. The sights, the smells, the sounds, the sarcasm are all here! So, buckle up...it's going to be hilarious ride!"

Kevin Gershan
Producer/Director
Entertainment Tonight
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
On The Road March 13, 2011
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Just hilarious!! The perfect book to take with you, if you don't mind people staring at you while you laugh.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
A Hoot!
What a fun frolic with Ken in his travels. Thoroughly enjoyed every trip chuckling all the way. You will truly laugh your way through Ken's clever and witty boook!
Published 25 days ago by Linda Narz
Letters from a hilarious friend...
This reads like a collection of letters sent to friends and family after traveling, which -- when you're a screenwriter with shows like MASH, Cheers and Frasier on your resume --... Read more
Published 25 days ago by T. Chandler
Such a funny guy
Ken Levine is a man who wears many hats. Writer and producer of some of television's most memorable sitcoms and now, passionate sportscaster and commentator on baseball-his other... Read more
Published 25 days ago by Triple Your Money Back
Excellent
Well worth the price. Ken Levine is a true "behind the scenes" funny man. If you are familiar with his work, read his blog, etc., then you'll love this book. Read more
Published 1 month ago by C. Swanson
Rubbish
Utter rubbish. Shallow, uninspired, no insight into any of the places visited. Indeed, the only insight offered is into Levine's self-absorption. Read more
Published 3 months ago by David E. Arnold
No Karl Pilkingon
This book came up as a recommendation after buying An Idiot Abroad. It has no appeal for anyone outside the States. The views are too local & don't have the charm that Karl has. Read more
Published 7 months ago by maxie mowmow
What a great little book!
I'm not quite finished reading yet, but couldn't wait to hop in and post my review - I'm that crazy about this little book!

Mr. Read more
Published 9 months ago by Ficwriter1966
self agrandizing blog
Scattered one-liners about people you don't know from places you will never go. Huge generation gap. Read more
Published 11 months ago by Kevin R. Schoenen
Breezy And Rapid Fire Fun!
If you've read Ken Levine's blog or resume then saying that he writes a good travel book is like saying Joe DiMaggio knows his coffee makers. Read more
Published 14 months ago by Anthony Collett
Take More Trips, Ken Levine
I laughed from the minute I picked up this download. Some day I fully intend to read it.

No, actually I did read it. Tremendous fun. Read more
Published 14 months ago by Jeez O. Peete
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Ken Levine
KEN LEVINE
...is an Emmy winning writer/director/producer/major league baseball announcer. Books include: It's Gone...No, Wait a Minute! (Villard 1993) and Where The Hell Am I?: Trips I Have Survived (2011).

In a career that has spanned over 30 years Ken has worked on MASH, Cheers, Frasier, The Simpsons, Wings, Everybody Loves Raymond, Becker, Dharma & Greg, and has co-created his own series including Almost Perfect starring Nancy Travis. He and his partner wrote the feature Volunteers starring Tom Hanks. He's the author of the produced play Upfronts & Personal and co-writer of the produced musical The 60s Project.

He writes a popular blog, ByKenLevine.com, and is a regular contributor to the Huffington Post.

Ken has also been the radio/TV play-by-play voice of the Baltimore Orioles, Seattle Mariners, San Diego Padres

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