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Whiplash River: A Novel [Paperback]

Lou Berney
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Book Description

July 10, 2012

“Like Carl Hiaasen, Berney delights in the cartoonish. Like Elmore Leonard, he can drive a plot. What sets him apart is how well he evokes love, making the romance…as compelling as the mystery.”
Boston Globe

Lou Berney immediately earned a seat of honor at the mystery masters’ table with his crackling caper novel, Gutshot Straight—a lightning-fast, fiendishly clever suspenser that screamed for a sequel. And here it is. Former professional wheel man Charles “Shake” Bouchon is back, living in the Caribbean paradise of Belize with his lawless past far behind him—until a gunshot tears through his beachside restaurant and he’s on the run again. A twisting tale filled with lawmen, con men, and  hit men; a beautiful but deadly FBI agent; and a murderous thug named Baby Jesus, Whiplash River recalls the best of the off-the-wall crime fiction impresarios—Elmore Leonard, Carl Hiaasen, James W. Hall, Robert Ferrigno, Tim Dorsey—while establishing its own unique orbit in the noir universe.


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Editorial Reviews

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“Berney takes his rightful place as heir to Elmore Leonard with this witty and nimble comedic thriller . . . the exotic locales are vibrant, the supporting cast larger than life, and the plot hums along without a wasted page.” (Publishers Weekly (starred review))

“Berney’s plot makes as many sharp turns as San Francisco’s famously curvy Lombard Street. His characters . . . are brilliantly drawn . . . the dialogue is crisp and often funny . . . Whiplash River should be a contender for this year’s [Booklist’s Best Crime Novels] list.” (Booklist (starred review))

“In this entertaining sequel to Gutshot Straight, Berney has a great time tweaking the familiar . . . featuring a number of great set pieces, snappy dialogue, and colorful characters, the plot hums along like a mosquito cloud over a puddle.” (Publishers Weekly, staff pick for Best Summer Books 2012)

“Berney blends equal parts action and humor, topped with the right amount of romance, for a summer read that’s a firecracker . . . fun, clever and well-written fiction with protagonists you can really root for.” (Oklahoma Gazette)

“A non-stop comedy-thriller-romance that Elmore Leonard would proudly keep on his nightstand . . . Shake gets entangled with a mysterious older character, his former girlfriend Gina, a persistent FBI agent and a gunman you’ll root for -- all with dialogue that ricochets faster than the bullets.” (Cleveland Plain Dealer)

“Some writers can make me laugh and some can make me gasp, but Lou Berney can make me do both at the same time, and then get me all misty, too. Whiplash River belongs at the very top of the bestseller list.” (Timothy Hallinan, author of The Queen of Patpong)

“Slick, sleek, and wildly entertaining, Whiplash River is pure pleasure. I’m a snob for prose, and these words sing, managing to be at once lean and evocative, confident and wry. Lou Berney is that kind of annoyingly skilled stylist who makes everything look easy.” (Marcus Sakey, author of The Two Deaths of Daniel Hayes and host of the Travel Channel's Hidden City)

“A delirious caper in the spirit of Hiaasen and Leonard.” (The Barnes & Noble Review)

“You don’t have to have read GUTSHOT STRAIGHT to thoroughly enjoy WHIPLASH RIVER, but you’ll want to, simply to savor more of Berney’s work and characters while you’re waiting for what hopefully will be next year’s installment.” (Bookreporter.com)

“Whiplash River is nonstop action, filled with humor, plot twists and even romance . . a hilarious crime caper spanning the globe.” (Shelf Awareness)

“Wonderfully flawed characters . . . Berney keeps you guessing until the very last chapter. Fun, exciting and deadly, Whiplash River is not to be missed.” (SheKnows.com)

“If you like crime fiction, do yourself a favor and read Lou Berney’s thrilling, funny and whipsmart novel Whiplash River. Then, if you haven’t read its predecessor, Gutshot Straight, Berney’s debut novel, read that one too.” (Virginian Pilot)

“This witty, comedic tale is filled with romance, mystery and intrigue. A good caper with well-developed characters, Whiplash River is a winding adventure.” (Express Milwaukee)

“This is pure breezy reading — a fun little crime novel that will pass the time as you lounge out on beaches or by pools this summer.” (Bookgasm)

“Fast, furious, with characters that spike higher than the scatterbrain action, Berney has a hit on his hands with Whiplash River. Ferociously funny, endearingly romantic, annoyingly buzzed, slapstick and chaotic.” (The Review Broads blog)

“Whiplash River recalls the best of the off-the-wall crime fiction impresarios - Elmore Leonard, Carl Hiaasen, James W. Hall, Robert Ferrigno, Tim Dorsey - while establishing its own unique orbit in the noir universe.” (Iron Mountain Daily News)

From the Back Cover

Having left his life of crime behind, former getaway driver Charles "Shake" Bouchon has finally realized the dream of owning his own restaurant in Belize. Unfortunately, to do so he's had to go deep in debt to a murderous local drug lord named Baby Jesus. And when Shake thwarts an attempted hit on an elderly customer named Quinn, things go from bad to worse.

Next thing Shake knows, his restaurant's gone up in flames and he's on the run from Baby Jesus, two freelance assassins, and a beautiful but ferocious FBI agent. Out of options, Shake has to turn to the mysterious Quinn for help. Suddenly Shake's up to his neck in a dangerous score that he'll never pull off unless he can convince an even more dangerous ex-girlfriend to join him.


Product Details

  • Paperback: 320 pages
  • Publisher: William Morrow Paperbacks; Original edition (July 10, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0062115286
  • ISBN-13: 978-0062115287
  • Product Dimensions: 8 x 5.4 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (65 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #564,050 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Lou Berney is an accomplished writer, teacher, and liar. His first novel, GUTSHOT STRAIGHT (William Morrow, 2010), was nominated for a Barry Award and named by Booklist as one of the best debut crime novels of the year. The follow-up novel, WHIPLASH RIVER, will be published by William Morrow in July 2012. He has also written feature screenplays and created TV pilots for, among others, Warner Brothers, Paramount, Focus Features, ABC, and Fox. You can visit Berney at: www.louberney.com

Customer Reviews

I want to read the first book now and look forward to the next. M Denise C  |  14 reviewers made a similar statement
The humor is sneaky, the characters are quirky, and the plot is involved. Schuyler T. Wallace  |  16 reviewers made a similar statement
Berney has written an fun, engaging story filled with twists and turns. delicateflower152  |  14 reviewers made a similar statement
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
9 of 9 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun characters, great story and a zany adventure June 2, 2012
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Whiplash River is one of those surprises you get in novels every now and again. The story centers around 'Shake' an ex-con who was called 'Vanilla Milk Shake' in the prison yard and the nickname 'Shake' stuck. But Shake wants to go straight, and so he buys a restaurant in Belize--a little country about the size of Massachusetts tucked in the upper right corner of Central America between Mexico and Guatemala. That's the starting point for a non-stop adventure populated with interesting characters in and out of Shake's life. There's the pair of shooters--Meg and Terry. Meg is a freckled faced pint-sized wannabe killer reminiscent of the Peanuts character Peppermint Patty. Her big galoot boyfriend Terry is trying to keep her happy, and after a bungled attempt to shoot a would-be victim in Shake's restaurant, he whines, "But I ran out of bullets." Shake's struggling restaurant is peopled by Idaba (a Mayan woman who looks to be chiseled from an ancient tomb), and a cook and waiter who are always fighting. Given all the problems in starting a restaurant, Shake had to borrow money to get the restaurant off the ground from the local drug kingpin who goes by the name of 'Baby Jesus.' Naturally, Baby Jesus is not understanding at all if Shake cannot make the payments on the juice loan.

Into Shake's menagerie comes white-haired ex-diplomatic corps blowhard named Quinn and a fetching FBI agent, Evelyn. After saving Quinn's life (and having second thoughts about the wisdom of doing so) Shake is cornered by Evelyn who's on vacation but wants to grill Shake about his former association with the Armenian mob in LA. This mix of characters, with Shake's ex-girlfriend, Gina, added to the mix of unlikely characters the story all comes together neatly in a caper to get an American artifact from Cairo, Egypt where it has been kept (partially as a hostage against all of Egypt's artifacts held in the West) by yet another memorable character.

Added to the bizarre collection of nuts in this novel, the author Lou Berney, draws one of the deadliest killers I've seen. He's a character reminiscent of the bureaucrats Jack Lemon used to play so well--ironically scary. What makes this novel so good is that all of the characters have their motives spelled out clearly, and most involve poor Shake who's just trying to get through the day. His ex-criminal girlfriend (who now runs a successful and legal hedge fund) is still upset over the fact that Shake dumped her, and payback is...well you know what it is. Hope to see more novels like this one from Lou Berney. In fact, I'd like to see Shake again.
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
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Before reading Whiplash River I had never heard of author Lou Berney, but it was so fun and entertaining a read that the first thing I did after finishing it was order his previous book starring character, Charles "Shake" Bouchon--"Gunshot Straight."

Berney holds the reader's attention rock-solid in this quick 307-page action-packed adventure mystery through interesting, well-developed, mysterious and entertaining characters and setting ranging from the Caribbean to San Francisco to Egypt in a plot-driven ride that will have you thinking, smiling and wondering how "Shake" is going to get out of the messes he finds himself in while being hunted by FBI Special Agent Evelyn Holly, mobsters, goons and hired killers.

If Berney's other books are this entertaining, I will read all of them.

Folks, I don't know how else to say it except, THIS WAS REALLY A FAST AND FUN BOOK TO READ!

Read it, you will be glad you did! My best guess is that you will find it as entertaining as I did!

Enjoy!
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A crime story with sauce. May 30, 2012
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The Charles "Shake" Bouchon book, Gutshot Straight, was a fresh Bahama breeze that easily took me into a gut-level fast-lane crime story. When as I saw Lou Berney had authored a another "Shake" story, my longed-for ride with the getaway driver was just another click away.
Whiplash River started with a killer view of a sugar-sand beach, palm trees, the Caribbean glittering behind a full moon. A wooden pier curved out over the water, with a thatch-covered palapa perched at the far end. Straight off a post card. By God, there was Shake, the new owner of a the Sunset Breeze restaurant, sitting pretty, with just such a post card view. Unfortunately, a shift in the atmosphere is coming, and his restaurant has begun suffering from those resulting winds of change, just now blowing across the tropical Ambergris Caye in Belize. Shake's new adventure is starting to form, like the tell-tale beginnings of a coming hurricane. First, there's that loan on the restaurant provided by the notorious drug lord, Baby Jesus, that's just now falling behind. Then there is that bull-dog of a FBI agent, a striking beauty for her age, a deadly shooter, whose aim is to get Shake coughing up some information on the Armenian mob(from Gutshot Straight). Then there's an old gentleman, a never-ending-storied-telling intelligence legend, whose providence may be the most dangerous of all the ill winds staring to shake down that picture perfect post card illusion, that Shake Bouchon's new life style was just developing.
The writing is signature Lou Berney/The light came slanting in early, spreading like it had dropped and spilled on the polished ironwood floor. But perhaps best of all is his humor and high speeding plot that bring a special romance to this dance. I had wanted to see where that intial spark between Shake and Gina, in Gutshot Straight, would take them. Would that same hot blue spark, arching back and forth between them, still be there?
Because when the game starts going way south, Shake reaches for his ace, Gina.
Well, ...at least he's going to try.

Remember the Heraclitus question, of old river-time that sings/No man ever steps in the same river twice?
So how does that work for two former criminal lovers?

The answer is in Whiplash River.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars Great complex adventure and mystery story
For a new writer Lou Berney did a good job writing this story... however, his use of slang terms sometimes got you off track. Read more
Published 7 days ago by Sally Connolly
5.0 out of 5 stars Another Excellent Read from Lou Berney
A great character in the name of Charles 'Shake' Bouchon. This is a page turner like
"Gutshot Straight" A must read for those who like mystery-crime genre
Published 21 days ago by Robert S Zoller
4.0 out of 5 stars More Hijinks With Shake Bouchon
Whiplash River is the second Shake Bouchon story from Lou Berney. It is an adventure/thriller type of novel, but it is more of a comedy than a drama. Read more
Published 23 days ago by Philip R. Heath
5.0 out of 5 stars A Real Sleeper! Surprisingly Funny & Well-written. Great cast of...
The premise of this book is not typical. Shake, an ex-Con, goes straight-He really tries to! Sometimes it's not so easy to steer clear of trouble. Read more
Published 27 days ago by Nice Lady
4.0 out of 5 stars Crazy and crazier adventures with yet nuttier characters
Second in the Shake* suspense series revolving around an ex-wheelman who has the hardest time going straight. Read more
Published 1 month ago by K. D. Davie
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun Unique Story
With warm weather right around the corner, I think of Whiplash River as a perfect beach read. Berney's writing style is really something else. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Mr. Bey
4.0 out of 5 stars Whiplash River was a fun read . . .
Whiplash River is the second of two books in a series by author Lou Berney. The settings for this mystery/thriller are Belize and Egypt, specifically Ambergris Caye near Belize and... Read more
Published 2 months ago by M Denise C
5.0 out of 5 stars SUCCESSFUL SEQUEL (4.50 STARS)
Shake Bouchon thought his problems were over when he moved to Belize to live quietly while he ran his bar on the beach. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Anne
4.0 out of 5 stars a fast, rollicking romp
I like a meaty, dense book that makes you cry at least 3 times. This is not that book. It's supposed to be a thriller, but it's a very lighthearted thriller. Read more
Published 3 months ago by L. Knights
5.0 out of 5 stars Crazy Good Book!
I must say I had high expectations before reading this book. I have already read Gutshot Straight and I wanted this to be just as good. AND IT WAS! Read more
Published 4 months ago by Jam
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