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The White Corpse Hustle: A Guide For The Fledgling Vampire

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Ever wonder about what it's really like to be a vampire? Wonder no more, because John Dimes has the inside track regarding the intricacies of whole vampire gig, and he is ready to sit you down and hip you to the entire go-down. Here's something I've never thought about: vampire pregnancies! Yow! Do they happen? John knows. How about Vampiric Transmogrification? How do vampires change shape? John knows. Filled with amazing Fun Facts and eye-popping vamp insider knowledge by a guy who knows quite a bit about the macabre, you will become an expert on vampires while you laugh yourself silly. Find out why the terms "The Devil's Punch" or the "Sunnyside Strawberry Custard Surprise" can scare the fangs off a vampire, ha! And, oh yeah, do we judge vampires by the size of their, um...fangs? Bonus: the author has included his own fabulous illustrations to underscore his psychedelically incendiary prose. Click on the cover and read The White Corpse Hustle! You shall be informed!

This book is great fun; cleverly written and full of fun facts. You will be wildly entertained and learn a thing or two as well. A Wild and Wacky Trip !!! Also check out some of Mr. Dimes's other great works of fiction, you will not be disappointed. One of the best new writers to come along in years, with a witty style all his own !!!