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White Trash Christmas

Bob RiversAudio CD
4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (32 customer reviews)

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  • Audio CD (October 1, 2002)
  • Number of Discs: 1
  • Label: Atlantic
  • ASIN: B00006JOEF
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (32 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #63,362 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

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4. White Trash Christmas
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8. Me And Mrs. Claus
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12. I'll Be Stoned For Christmas

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20 of 21 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Bob Rivers Returns! October 31, 2002
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First, I have been a fan of this guy for many years, (early nineties) and have amassed at least 9-10 of his CD's. Besides his "Twisted Christmas" Issues and his last 'Chipmunk' CD, he has issued many CD's doing straight parodies of major songs as well. Sometimes at parties they do not KNOW its one until they really start listening!
This CD continues his tradition of lampooning the Christmas Classics. Just look at the playlist! Bob and his gang to SEEMLESS impersonations of the Carpenters, Eminem, and others. (They do JC Fogerty, Bob Seger and AC/DC equally well).
Highlights include "Aquaclaus", in the vein of his previous "I Am Santa Claus" on previous cd's. A riot! "Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer" is also a cartoon on his web site, and is timely.
Me And Mrs. Claus (Billy Paul's Me and Mrs Jones?) ......snickered for an hour. Merry Christmas Allah is lets say a bit irreverent, but typical Bob Rivers. (In the vein of "NFL Sundays" on a previous cd)
These are great tunes to 'slip into' your Christmas Mix. Ths is NOT a cheaper sounding CD, and the sound is everybit as clear as anyother, so don't think its a quick max album.
If you are getting a Christmas CD this year, this is IT, (And the first Red Peters CD to)
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13 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars He Keeps Getting Better November 13, 2002
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I think the greatest compliment I can pay Bob Rivers is that when I was listening to this I often forgot that I wasn't listening to the "real" songs that he parodies. The arrangements and singing are THAT perfect. I don't know how he does it, but his Christmas albums keep getting better.
(I gave it 5 stars, but that's because I give his first Christmas CD, Twisted Christmas, a 6. Buy that one first, then this one.)
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15 of 17 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Buy it "Be Claus" it'll Make You Laugh! December 3, 2002
By A Customer
Format:Audio CD
Got a friend that hates Christmas? Bob Rivers' "White Trash Christmas" takes the edge right off all that slicky-icky Christmas music and will put a smile on the face of the most determined scrooge. Who could possibly resist "Have yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas" or "What if Eminem Did Jingle Bells?" There's even a sweet little cautionary tale for pot heads in "Be Claus I got High." Wierd All who? Bob Rivers is the unmatched king of parody.
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9 of 11 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Another zinger November 27, 2002
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My first encounter with Bob rivers was a late night DJ spinning "I Am Santa Claus" (a parody of Black Sabbath's "Iron Man). Ever since then I have sought out and bought every single CD the guy puts out. I have been collecting comedy records of all types for over 20 years. I even still have my copy of the Elmo and Patsy's single "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" which Bob has conveniently rewritten to reflect a modern angle. He also has the usual rock'n'roll classics such as "Aquaclaus" (Jethro Tull's "Aqualung") Check it out if your mind is twisted.... Hahahahahahahahah!
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars There'll be cousins kissin' and front teeth missin'. December 4, 2005
Format:Audio CD
This was the fifth Christmas album released by Bob Rivers. It features parodies of Christmas songs and parodies of regular songs done Christmas style. The songs here sound remarkably like the songs they are parodying. For example, the girl who sings the Carpenters parody "Merry Christmas Allah" sounds just like Karen Carpenter. There are also accurate imitations of Eminem, Afroman, Dean Martin and others. And besides that, the songs are very funny. If you like funny Christmas songs, you'll probably enjoy this CD.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars And take this fruitcake, too November 23, 2007
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Bob Rivers is a parodist par excellence. I doubt there's any style he hasn't attempted and he's done both holiday and regular songs. His CDs are so well done if you mix them in with the regular music, only people who're listening will know the difference.

This particular CD is for the trailer park and pink flamingo crowd. One caveat, there really is nothing sacred on this CD.

It's hard to pick a favorite--what I have found with the other Bob Rivers' CD is that I tend to like different songs through the season depending on my mood. Here are a few standouts:

"Me and Mrs. Claus" is a hilarious take on a man playing 'Backdoor Santa' to Mrs. Claus while Santa's slippin' presents in people's stockings.

"Merry Christmas, Allah" is an irreverent take on the Carpenter's schmalty standard--and if like me, you think the original has been overplayed since the first year, you're going to really enjoy this one.

"Aquaclaus" takes Aqualung to the Department Store at Christmastime.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars hilarious November 24, 2008
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If you like Christmas music that's just a bit off on the traditional take and that makes you laugh out loud, then this is the music for you! These are hilarious takes on Christmas classics-Bob Rivers is a genious!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Rivers Really Makes You Laugh October 25, 2002
By Roger K
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I've heard at least two of his other Christmas parody albums and this one is the best. From the first moment of "Aquaclaus" this CD is a scream. I'm not talking polite giggles. This is big laugh stuff.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars Funny!
This is funny with great musicians. Sue Nixon sings Merry Christmas Allah and it sound like Karen Carpenter. Great warm voice
Published 3 months ago by stacy mccarthy
2.0 out of 5 stars Lame
I really enjoyed some of Bob River's other albums, but this one was a stretch at best and I think he pulled something doing it... Wouldn't bother with another one.
Published 5 months ago by H. C. Mclaughlin
4.0 out of 5 stars Like It
I love Bob Rivers, so different! Holidays are tough, sometimes we need a good, hearty laugh! I really enjoy this (in small doses)!
Published 8 months ago by Vickie
5.0 out of 5 stars Ir-reverent
Not Bob Rivers best work but it will add a sarcastic smile to
Your face .. must have to complete your twisted collection
Published 9 months ago by Michael S. Ruiz
5.0 out of 5 stars Pretty good for sure.
Pretty good ones all in all. There were a couple that I was surprised grew on me rather quickly just after hearing them once. Read more
Published 9 months ago by C. Sulto
3.0 out of 5 stars music
Some songs are not as funny as I thought they were going to be, but others were funnier than I expected.
Published 10 months ago by David Hubbard
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun songs
Bob Rivers is funny and talented, this cd is a fun way to hear Christmas songs you know with a twist.
Published 10 months ago by Marina
5.0 out of 5 stars Ya gota have a copy of this
Too Funny
If you need a brake and or just want to add more memories to the Hoidays Get This
Published 11 months ago by Ronny L. Myers
5.0 out of 5 stars fun!
Great for fun Christmas music, radio shows and more. Every song is well known and fun to hear the twisted rendition.
Published 17 months ago by Karen E. Severson
5.0 out of 5 stars for fun
Funny very funny I use this
CD when I go Christmas shopping
check out all the Bob rivers cds there great
Published 19 months ago by $100 or 20 not a hard choice
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