The Whitest Kids U Know [EXPLICIT LYRICS]

The Whitest Kids U' Know

Product Details

• Audio CD (January 23, 2007)
• Original Release Date: October 17, 2006
• Number of Discs: 1
• Format: Explicit Lyrics
• Label: What Are Records
• ASIN: B000IMUYC4
• In-Print Editions: MP3 Download
• Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars See all reviews (7 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #43,164 in Music (See Bestsellers in Music)

Editorial Reviews

About the Artist
"The Whitest Kids U' Know" combine popular video segments with live sketches; the show grabs the audience immediately and doesn't let go. TWKUK is Trevor Moore (head writer), Sam Brown (has had sex nine times), Zach Cregger, Timmy Williams and Darren Trumeter (loves celebrities). They do sketch comedy acts, loosely mixed live performances and prerecorded video. They are all in their mid 20's and, yes, all white.

Product Description
The Whitest Kids U' Know have spent the last two years writing and performing a new show every week in New York City's Lower East Side. Now they're packing up their show and bringing it across the country with a national tour, their own FUSE TV series, and their very own self-titled debut album.

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5 stars Very Funny, October 22, 2008

By	J. S. Alonso "Widget" - See all my reviews

This is a very funny CD and I hope they release more of them. Only down side is that it is very short; about 30min. If you are a fan of them this is a must have.

4.0 out of 5 stars Same material, and then some, March 3, 2008

By	Jessica Garr (Seattle WA USA) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

For fans of the whitest kids you know sketch show this is a great buy, it has the popular "Get a new Daddy" "Hitler Rap" and "Let's wake up your neighbors" included, which I Was very happy to find.

The Wkuk are inappropriate and not afraid to push illicit items, but they are funny enough that even those with the highest morals may even crack a smile.

My only complaint is that it was too short. I am in much great need for much more wkuk content!

Anyways, get it, it is very good and got me laughing quite a bit. Plus, if you don't like it, you could give it to your dad.

4.0 out of 5 stars Funny, but beware, January 20, 2008

By	Saint Blackangel (Covington, VA USA) - See all my reviews

The Whitest Kids U Know are terribly funny, but have the potential to offend more people than any other comedians I know. The best way to explain is to break down the tracks:

1. Welcome - This one is probably the biggest risk. The premise of the track is that the CD is trying to convince you to get your dad's gun and go to school so you can shoot the kids there for making fun of you. Add in some sexual self-service and some dog noises and you get the gist.

2. Triumph of the Ill (Hitler Rap) - A funny enough song, but any time you're talking about Hitler people are going to get a bit touchy. However, Hitler's no longer racist or genocidal, just trying to be a rapper.

3. Russian Roulette - Kids take turn blowing their brains out before a brief and insincere anti-pot announcement.

4. Special Ops Whispering - A bunch of special ops soldiers hiding while waiting to strike; they spend the time whispering about gas (the internal type), their gear and who they're going to kill.

5. Get a New Daddy - A song telling you that if you're unhappy with your father, you can set him up to take the fall for abusing you - and then you can get a new daddy. Don't like him? Do it again. Oh, and the chorus tells you to smoke pot.

6. Beautiful Penis - Some boys discussing how beautiful the penis of their friend is. He does some tricks with it, then there's another insincere anti-pot message.

7. Let's Wake up the Neighbors - A song - heavy on the bass - about playing music really loud to irritate your neighbors. Nothing really offensive here, amazingly enough.

8. Sam's Message - To paraphrase: "We're sorry for telling you to shoot up your school, but be sure to smoke weed."

9. Bus Driver - This one's just pointless. The driver of the bus and his passengers getting mad at an irritating passenger. Repeat ad nauseum.

10. B Cup - The sounds of a microphone being rubbed against variously sized breasts, then being shoved through a dog's rectum out through the mouth. Classy stuff.

11. We Gon' Make Luv - Imagine the anthem of those who use date-rape drugs. That's this song.

12. Goodnight - This one's pretty stupid too. I won't reveal the gag; hopefully someone else might find it funny if they don't have it ruined for them.

So yeah, you can see why many people would be offended by this. School shootings, pot smoking, animal abuse, child abuse . . . they're hot-button issues that many people won't laugh about. If you're not sensitive then this is a good album, but if you have strong feelings about those issues then you probably should save yourself the anger and find some less aggressive comedy.