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Who I Was Supposed To Be [Hardcover]

Susan Perabo (Author)
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August 4, 1999

Behind every face in Who I Was Supposed to Be, Susan Perabo's incandescent, devilishly hilarious debut short story collection, there is something simmering, a singular quirk to explore, a peculiarity to celebrate. In the world of her fiction, nothing can be taken for granted, and there is no such thing as the run of the mill: here, a retired grocer takes up jewel theft in his twilight years; a data processor squanders her inheritance on a gown from Princess Diana's collection; a mugging victim, newly separated from his wife, feigns amnesia to win back her love; a teenage pyromaniac finds release in the company of her mother's jilted second husband.

In the tradition of Lorrie Moore, the stories in this collection celebrate the absence of normalcy, the quirkiness of the human condition, the everyday deviance of "ordinary" people. In story after story, Perabo peels back the layers of the banal and the bizarre, revealing a world that is at once stunning and familiar, shocking yet comforting. Through her slightly off-center lens, she provides a fresh and penetrating look at human nature, giving us a glimpse of the extraordinary in the ordinary, the magic in the smallest of gestures. Her resilient characters are a testament to the undying potential for optimism that gives people a fighting chance despite the twisted, sad world around them.

Written in sharp, incisive prose -- overlaid with a subtle, mischievous wit -- Who I Was Supposed to Be is an exquisite and unforgettable homage to the human capacity for laughter, love, and wonder.



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If Susan Perabo wrote pop songs instead of fiction, they'd be filled with the kinds of hooks that get stuck in one's head for hours. The first line of nearly every story in her debut, Who I Was Supposed to Be, is a testament to her infectiousness. Just try to read these openings without wanting to unravel the whole yarn:
My mother, beside herself with loss, spent thirty-five thousand dollars on lottery tickets in nine months.
After the baby died, I found it imperative that my German shepherd Stu understand and accept the concept of death.
I was twelve the summer I watched four men beat up my father on a softball field at his company picnic.
Quirky Americans populate Perabo's stories, playing their unusual circumstances straight-faced for laughs. Unfortunately, Perabo often starts with a great premise but doesn't get too far with it. "Retirement," the story of Batman's assassination told from the point of view of his butler, Alfred, falls curiously flat, in want of a little more literary "OOF!" and "POW!" In "Counting the Ways," Katy, wasting her life in a thankless data-entry job, comes into an inheritance and blows the whole thing on a dress once worn by Princess Di. When the Princess meets her tragic fate, the dress skyrockets in value, and Katy debates whether or not she should sell it. Instead of exploiting this inner turmoil, Perabo leaves the story in the hands of her character's clueless and ineffectual husband, Joel.

Many of these stories feel as though Perabo let her unique vision of America become diluted by academic expectations about what constitutes the form--conflict, irrational action, emotionally vague denouement. It's a shame when she succumbs to sounding like every other short-story writer on the block, but a wonder when her own voice shines through. --Ryan Boudinot

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Beset by the infelicities of modern-day dysfunctionalism, the characters in these 11 unfaltering stories imagine radical, often desperate, but never easy answers for the questions wracking their ordinary, anxious lives. Perabo leavens the pervasive dysphoria of these tales with humor and an abiding faith in human resilience, relieving the tragic with the whimsical and regarding the hopeless with a shrug. The first story, "Thick as Thieves," centers around an accomplished, declining film star in a flashy but soulless Hollywood milieu, who copes with his 80-year-old fatherApractically a strangerAwho's intent on burglarizing the posh neighbors. A bungled heist sends the father home a diminished kleptomaniac, but not before his son concedes the allure of the performance. Other selections explore the heartbreaking, even seductive escape of financial fantasies: a widow who spends $900 a week on lottery tickets; a nearly insolvent couple who blow their modest inheritance on a dress once belonging to Princess Diana. In other stories, losers and winners keep changing places. One man, recently divorced after nearly 30 years of marriage, is mugged on Christmas Eve and feigns amnesia to win back his ex-wife; a junior high boy watches his father get savagely beaten by four men; two pubescent best friends kill a school bully and end up losing each other. Perabo deftly narrates from the perspectives of different genders and ages, and she speaks with intimacy, authenticity and authority whether telling the tale of a woman whose baby has just died, relaying the awkward conversation in a small-town Gamblers Anonymous meeting or presenting parents and children, grown or growing, in all their complicated humanity. Her limber, multivalenced voice heartily sustains this debut collection suffused with vivid, sharp dialogue and solid, satisfying characters. Agent, Elyse Cheney. (Aug.)
Copyright 1999 Reed Business Information, Inc.

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 192 pages
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster (August 4, 1999)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0684862336
  • ISBN-13: 978-0684862330
  • Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 5.7 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,328,503 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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3.0 out of 5 stars Somewhat disappointed, August 22, 2000
This review is from: Who I Was Supposed To Be (Hardcover)
This book came with high recommendations and expectations but for me the book failed to live up to them. The characters are inventive and memorable but their treatment falls short and the stories repeatedly end on a dissatisfying note. I agree with the Amazon review that her characters' promise and development seems to stall out of some kind of self conscious regard for academic critique and conflict, etc. (I'm not an academic, but you can feel their eyes on the text.) I wish she'd just let it rip. I also think the writing suffers from a lack of a clear voice; the voice often seem contrived and forced and in some instances just competely derails the story. The good part is the characters themselves, who are memorable despite their author's too-often shallow treatment.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Startling and unusual - a wonderful read, August 13, 1999
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This is an amazing book, almost unnerving in its ability to capture the way people really think and act in their weirdest, darkest, and most uncensored moments - but also in their best moments. Tolstoy said that each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way, and Perabo's actually like a modern Tolstoy in her sketches of the details of family life (and friendship too), the way it shocks you and the way it doesn't surprise you at all.
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5.0 out of 5 stars I am just thankful I was one of her students..., January 5, 2004
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I read Susan Perabo's collection after being her student over Christmas. Wow.
These stories amaze me. Well written, she does so well what she has taught her own students. The gears in my head turned, and I finally understood all those things she wrote on my stories or tried to explain in class.
I love her characters. The data processing woman with the Diana dress. The pot smoking music teacher father. The woman whose baby just died. The actor whose marriage is ending so he invites a klepto father to stay with him. On and on they go, so confused, so much in pain, but she makes their lives and situations funny. It's a bittersweet pain, but Perabo has one of the most original ways of communicating pain I've seen since the writers she told us to read.
I still can't get out of my mind the one called "Explaining Death to the dog". The pain the woman feels when showing the dog the book of Time photos or showing her the dead animal, wow. I read it three times in a row the first night I read it. I am still in awe of it.
As she told my class so many times, "Show, don't tell."
Perabo shows. I can't believe I was lucky enough to have classes with her. I just wish I read these sooner.
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