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Wild Thing: A Novel (Dr. Pietro Brnwa) [Kindle Edition]

Josh Bazell
3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (128 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Beat the Reaper left critics applauding, readers gasping, and Dr. Pietro Brnwa on the run from the mob. WILD THING finds him adrift: at sea, literally, as a cruise ship doctor under an assumed name. So when a reclusive billionaire offers him a job accompanying a sexy but self-destructive paleontologist on the world's worst field assignment, Pietro reluctantly agrees. And that means an army of murderers, mobsters, and international drug dealers--not to mention the occasional lake monster--are about to have a serious Pietro Brnwa problem.

Facing new and old monsters alike, Pietro proves he's one of the crime genre's most exciting new heroes, in this darkly funny and lightning-paced sequel to Josh Bazell's bestselling debut.


Editorial Reviews

From Booklist

This is a throwback to that time a decade ago when praise went to crime novels that “transcended the genre,” or tried to. Thus this promising story of a hired killer on the run from his own clients is constantly being stalled by digressions that are—depending on your point of view—fascinating or just mannered. We meet the killer after he’s taken a job on a cruise ship, and the descriptions of boat life are dead-on. We follow him when he’s hired by a billionaire to join the search for a mysterious sea creature in the northern U.S., and the narrative is propulsive. But the “transcend” argument believes it’s low rent to tell a story, so we have flashbacks, dream sequences, and endless footnotes. We get disquisitions on the Jewish state, the lives of trees, and the fallacy of cryogenics. One senses an author who can’t quite keep his mind on his book or maybe wishes he was writing a different book. Could be that’s why the intimate moments sound like scenes from an Adam Sandler movie. --Don Crinklaw

Review

PRAISE FOR WILD THING:

"[Bazell's books] are hard-boiled thrillers, written in one of the most distinctively entertaining new fictional voices I've run across in years, in any genre. There is a massive density of information in [Wild Thing]...but Bazell wields it with wonderful lightness. Reading him is like being able to monopolize the attention of the most interesting person at a party...It's so rare that you see a really brilliant writer who is committed, 100%, in every sentence, to giving you a good time. Bazell is, and he does."
Lev Grossman, Time

"Carl Hiaasen fans will relish Bazell's frenetic sequel to 2009's Beat the Reaper...Bazell expertly blends action, farce, and political satire, and his wide-ranging imagination bodes well for the future of the series."—Publishers Weekly (Starred Review)

"The book is composed in Bazell's propulsive, profanity-laden style, peppering startling violence with detailed footnotes that cover subjects like tooth reinsertions and human cryogenics...Props to Bazell for not cranking out an idle retread of Beat the Reaper. A funny, unexpected journey for our hero that sets up the next installment with finesse."—Kirkus

"Is this novel better than Bazell's debut? It's as good as and more. In addition to the mayhem and madness of the original, there's an element of ecoconsciousness and political satire (the long-delayed appearance of the government official is worth the purchase price) that will leave readers wanting still more. Bazell makes being smart sexy and footnotes fun."—Bob Lunn, Library Journal

"Insanely funny...the work of a crackpot genius."—Marilyn Stasio, New York Times Book Review

"A rousing, fast-paced sequel...Bazell's mix of violent lunacy and social commentary should appeal to fans of Carl Hiaasen...The novel is packed with witty footnotes, and when Brnwa isn't lusting after the paleontologist, he's a profanely trenchant social observer."—Washington Post

"Bazell's inventiveness and a series of plot twists ensure that Wild Thing never lets up...For suspense, the monster plot sinks its claws in, blending the best of Jaws with the comic sense of your favorite episode of Scooby-Doo. At its heart, this book is wildly fun."—San Francisco Chronicle

"A very thoughtful examination of the collision of rationality and superstition...Comes with the funniest footnotes and appendix (no kidding) ever written."—Daily Beast

"The novel is violent, sexy and relentlessly funny."—Cleveland Plain Dealer

"Wild Thing walks, talks, and squawks like a crime thriller, but it makes casual passes at left-field absurdity that aim for Hiaasen or Vonnegut...a fun, fast read."—Entertainment Weekly

Product Details

  • File Size: 636 KB
  • Print Length: 403 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0316032190
  • Publisher: Reagan Arthur / Back Bay Books; 1 edition (February 8, 2012)
  • Sold by: Hachette Book Group
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B004QZ9PNI
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #31,607 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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31 of 39 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Barely a sequel February 18, 2012
By CTMom
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I wanted to love this book as much as I loved it's prequel- BEAT THE REAPER. The problem is that this book was really, just barely a sequel that I'm not sure why Josh Bazell bothered. In BEAT THE REAPER, Dr. Peter Brown was living a double life- medical intern/reformed hitman- trying to hide from the mob who wanted him dead. And it was FASCINATING! A book that went a mile a minute and refused to be put down.

In WILD THING, which takes place several years down the road, it's as if Bazell said, "I have a successful character, & since he's in WITSEC I can do anything with him" which is sort of true. But not. This book isn't about a man hiding from his past. It's about a monster in a lake. Every once in a while, there is a flash of the character that was so interesting before, but it's so brief (& frankly kind of out of no where).

This could be an interesting mystery if allowed to develop on its own, but its reliance on the few characters from BEAT THE REAPER is almost a hindrance. I expected more from them than they delivered. It read more like a miniseries than a novel frankly. And the very strange inclusion of Sarah Palin as a character truly had me scratching my head.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Solid Read. January 12, 2013
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A very solid read filled with lots of fun, colorful characters as well as adventure and suspense.
However, it's very hard not to compare this book to Beat The Reaper, which I found to be more entertaining and an overall better read.
It was enjoyable, and I would recommend this book to others.
Can't wait for more by Josh Bazell!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Read August 23, 2013
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This book is terrifically written, funny, and a good, smart mystery of sorts. It's also an audacious sequel to Beat The Reaper, in that it takes the story of the main character of that novel in a really crazy new direction, a different genre, really. The first book was a funny crime thriller. This one is like an X-Files/Scooby mystery with politcal satire. I hope we get more books about Peter Brwna and I hope that each one is as unpredictable a direction as Wild Thing.
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7 of 10 people found the following review helpful
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Crime novel Beat the Reaper by Josh Beazell was one of the most bat-crap crazy novels I've ever read. I just finished the sequel, Wild Thing. While still being kind of a crime novel, Wild Thing is about a search for a lake monster in Minnesota. Yeah. Dr. Peter Brown, called Lionel Azimuth here after going into the Witness Protection program, is hired by a reclusive billionaire (referred to throughout the novel as "Rec Bill") to go on a private expedition to find the White Lake lake monster. It was almost as nutty as the first novel, with one constantly annoying addition: the endless trashing of conservatives and Republicans. I don't care that Beazell is a frothing-at-the-mouth condescending jerk towards anyone who doesn't believe exactly what he does. But keep it on the web page and essays in Mother Jones magazine and the NYT, would you? If characters aren't going on about global warming or the financial crisis (all caused by Republicans, natch) Sarah Palin pops up as a character, being just as vapid and moronic as MSNBC would have you believe. To complete his partisanship, there is an appendix at the end of the book that presents dubious "facts" (and by "facts" I mean exaggerations and outright lies) about how Republicans are responsible for all of the world's ills. I made it through about a paragraph before giving up. I suppose that Beazell doesn't realize--or probably doesn't believe--that Republicans can read too. Too bad, the novel is fun and has a great dark sense of humor. Humor is hard to find in Liberal writing--and like most Liberals, Beazell has no sense of humor when it comes to pushing his fringe, elitist beliefs down his reader's throats. Because of that, not recommended.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Great 1/2 a book! May 26, 2013
By Jason
Format:Kindle Edition
If you're tight on time you can really enjoy reading 1/2 of this book then putting it down assured you aren't missing much. Enjoyed the first book...just not this one
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
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Love this guy's writing -- he's a wild one, a real wild one. Some reviewers on Amazon chided him for wandering all over the place, but it is the digressions that build the story. This is so much better than your typical thriller which attempts to weave together various plots in an endless tapestry of cliff hangers and one damn thing after another. Here, the digressions really serve the characters, and it is the characters who move the plot, not the other way around. I think if you read too much standard thriller fare, you might not "get" this novel. But if you are a reader who enjoys a literate, adventurous ride, get on board, as this is a mighty fine sequel to Bazell's first novel, "Beat the Reaper."
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars humorous but overdone March 7, 2014
Format:Kindle Edition
This book has some humor to it and shows signs of real writing ability. It is somewhat marred by excessivel sophomoric use of vulgarity. The last 25% is an appendix of impressive looking hand picked facts used in a method reminiscent of Ann Coulter's writing although the writer holds very different views.
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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Blows it big time in the third act July 17, 2013
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After a very engaging first 2 acts the author seemed to give up and just give us a lazy, weak job he on the ending. Nothing exciting happens, nothing cool happens, it just sort of ends in a blur. The brief epilogue reverts to the snappy, cool style of the rest of the book. In its' better moments this book reads like an Aaron Sorkin script, lots of fast and interesting dialogue about subject ranging from cruise ships to meth labs. The lake monster angle is interesting, and then dissolves into the most disappointing Scooby Doo episode ever.
As other reviewers have mentioned, there is a lot of politcal B.S. going on here. Overall I didn't find it as offensive as it could have been. The appendix, supposedly written by one of the characters, will be more offensive to about half of America. To me the biggest offense is the sin of omission in being honest about the political party that Mr. Bazell seems to favor.
2 stars for a great first 2 acts and the Johnny Quest style inner covers, followed by a impotent ending.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
2.0 out of 5 stars a scooby doo read but with cursing
Not as good as his first book which I couldn't put down and this one I couldn't wait to put down. I hope book 3 is better than this.
Published 29 days ago by beerayg
2.0 out of 5 stars Ends up as a thinly disguised opinion piece masquarading as fiction
No where near as good as Beat the Reaper. I hope he writes again and goes back to story telling like in the first book. Read more
Published 29 days ago by ShellyinKY
2.0 out of 5 stars Boring and disappointing
After reading "Beat the Reaper", I didn't want to miss this second Josh Bazell's book. But I got disappointed. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Albert Gonzalez Farran
2.0 out of 5 stars I liked BEAT THE REAPER
The author's problem is that he clearly loves violence, and yet deep down he'd kind of a PC, little girl. He has no audience as a result. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Lincott
2.0 out of 5 stars More silly than Wild
Beat the Reaper was sooooooooooooo funny and fast. This is so not. It is hard to follow a great, first, success.
Published 2 months ago by Alicia Alan
4.0 out of 5 stars entertaining and inventive
Some smart talk about stuff you might find interesting. Footnotes even. Appendix and sources. All this for a work of fiction about monsters. More than the reader expected. Read more
Published 3 months ago by John Bowes
4.0 out of 5 stars Good 2nd showing by Bazell
Bazell's first book BEAT THE REAPER was one of the most exciting debuts I've ever read. I really was excited about this sophomore outing, but the premise and one of it's twists... Read more
Published 4 months ago by Jeremy Goldstein
5.0 out of 5 stars Smart, funny, sharply written, just the right amount of absurd
I really really liked the first Brnwa book and loved this second one. I'm looking for sharp writing above all else and this delivers fully with wit, excitement, and science - I... Read more
Published 5 months ago by Marc Y. Leonard
5.0 out of 5 stars Cj Pickle
This is differently paced than Beat the Reaper but I still enjoyed it. I love the way Bazell writes: no shame & with humor.
Published 6 months ago by Constance Good
2.0 out of 5 stars Disappointing after first book
The first book was exciting and great!! This story gets very convoluted. I don't want to put any 'spoilers' in the review, but the story goes waaaay off on tangents that seem... Read more
Published 8 months ago by Cat
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Josh Bazell is a doctor and novelist. He has a BA in writing from Brown University and an MD from Columbia. He has worked as a screenwriter, and while in medical school investigated suspicious deaths for the Chief Medical Examiner of the City of New York. He is currently a resident at the University of California, San Francisco, and is writing his second novel.

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Footnotes on the Kindle?
Hey buddy - in Beat the Reaper, the footnotes are linked. You touch the star, it takes you to the footnote, then there's a link to take you right back to where you were. I'm sure this book will act the same!
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