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This Urine Really Works, June 27, 2010
This review is from: Select Doe Urine (Misc.)
Hunting.. first time.. I chose bow hunting deer since bow hunters get to go 2 weeks before gun hunters. It improves my odds. I needed an edge. Doe in heat urine. Oh yeah.. getting me a big buck. Got my tree stand set up 2 weeks in advance, camo outfit, broad head arrows.. Oh yeah.. Wore my camo outfit in to get my license.. Wildlife rangers laughed at me as they handed me my license. Strange behavior. I decided to change my outfit because of this. Went with an old Rudolph the red nosed reindeer outfit I had in the closet. Painted the nose black though, didn't want to look stupid.
My Doe urine off Amazon arrived the night before the season started. I put my rudolph outfit in a plastic bag and soaked it overnight in the "Doe in heat" urine. Those big bucks will be powerless to my Doe smell. The only one getting lucky tomorrow will be me.
I got to my deer stand tree before dawn. It wasn't easy. The Doe urine smells bad. I had all the windows down on the truck and it still made my eyes water. I was a crying grown man wearing a reindeer suit driving with all my windows down. I hope no one I know saw me. At the tree, to my surprise, someone stole my pegs I had to climb up.
I set my bow down and was sizing up the tree for a free climb attempt. I heard rustling behind me. Before I could reach my bow I saw the largest Buck head I had ever seen emerge through a wall of brush. My bow was too far away and had no time to pick it up and draw an arrow... The buck was now pawing the ground with his front hooves.. He was huge. Fight or flight. I chose flight. I ran like the wind. The padded antlers on my rudolph suit was catching branches and slowing me down. I could hear him behind me. Being mated by this beast was not on my agenda today.
I felt a sting in my backside. Had he caught me? It was starting to get light out. I looked down and saw that I had been shot in the butt with an arrow from another hunter. What the &%$#? I was running upright on two legs yelling in english, how could I be mistaken for a buck?
I hit the turf hard. The buck was on me quickly. No problem I thought, the other hunter surely has more arrows and will kill this trophy beast. This never happened however. Let me assure you, nothing ever penetrated the rudolph suit... but it was a very uncomfortable 5 minutes. That buck will never find a female deer being rough like that. I found out later why the buck was not killed. The other hunter thought it would be better to just film this unfortunate situation on his cell phone than get himself a trophy buck. He now sells the video on the internet titled "Big Buck's Revenge". I really should be getting some of his profits.
Lets cap off this little tale:
1) This urine will attract the BIG bucks.
2) I burned my rudolph the reindeer suit now covered in doe urine, buck juice, and my blood.
3) Never try to pull out an arrow on your own without painkillers. Just take my word for it.
4) I will never hunt again and have since joined PETA.
5) I have entered therapy and not sure when it will end.
Great Urine.. Never thought I would say those words. Get this urine.. Get the big buck.
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Gag Gift!!, February 9, 2012
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I'm aware that this has an actual purpose, related to hunting, but I purchased this as a gag gift for my dad. Absolutely priceless when you see him reading that he has doe urine. I still can't believe this exists!
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