This wine glass holder is so much better than my old beer belt, and much classier. Last week I went to this crazy raging party equipped with some Franzia and my new wine class holder, clearly the most sophisticated one there. The second I walked in, everyone at the party was eying me up and whispering to their friends next to them. Jealous? I know, it happens all the time. The guys didn't even try to get with me, probably though I was too good for them. Wine holders will do that to you. Later on when things started to get tipsy, I was like, "No worries everyone, I'm not even holding my wine glass," as I raised both arms in the air to celebrate. Could you do that? Not without a trusty wine holder you can't. I left that party with all the haters wishing they were me, it was a successful night. So, if you want people to think you do elegant things, like frequently bathe in money or own seven Cadillac's , I would highly suggest this very attractive wine holder. Stay classy my friends.
