Customer Reviews

The Witches Hammer

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Rebecca is a genetically modified near-dead person made into a vampire and trained in the marshal arts in order to kill other kung-fu vampires. Rebecca is then captured by witches who want her to kill vampires to keep them from getting a book that can raise demons. Once Rebecca and the witch get the book, rather than destroy it they seek out the vampire who wants the book in order to kill him, all the time they are carrying said book. The plot is bad. The dialogue goes from bad to worse. The movie includes vampire circus midget and a fat lady who feed off of clowns. The four stars is because I enjoy bad campy movies and is not to be taken as if this is a quality film. No sex, no nudity, no bad language. The special effects are bad to comical, especially the demons which consist of a hooded robe with lights for eyes. When the mouth talks it looks as if it is from Johnny Quest. Better if stoned.

Imagine a cross between James Bond and Blade, but played for laughs. The gore is as over-the-top as Kill Bill, but the fight sequences really suck, and not in a good way. The special effects are pretty bad too. It's funny, but almost too stupid even to be funny. I gave it three stars because it was entertaining enough to be worth watching (once), I laughed several times. And I winced at the terrible fight choreography several times too. It's really a toss up.