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Witchful Thinking: A Jolie Wilkins Novel [Mass Market Paperback]

H. P. Mallory
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Book Description

February 28, 2012
From H. P. Mallory—the exciting author of Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble—comes her new paranormal romance featuring the sassy, self-deprecating witch Jolie Wilkins.
 
Jolie thinks she’s seen it all, but life continues to spring surprises. The latest shocker? She’s just been crowned Queen of the Underworld. Jolie may possess a rare gift for reanimating the dead, but she doesn’t know the first thing about governing disparate factions of supernatural creatures. She can barely maintain order in her own chaotic personal life, which is heading into a romantic tailspin.

First there’s sexy warlock Rand, the love of her life, from whom Jolie is hiding a devastating secret. Then there’s Sinjin, a darkly seductive vampire and Jolie’s sworn protector—though others suspect he harbors ulterior motives. As the two polar opposite yet magnetic men vie for Jolie’s affection, she must keep her wits about her to balance affairs of state and affairs of her heart. Overwhelmed, under pressure, and longing for love, Jolie decides it’s time to take charge—and show everyone that this queen won’t take jack.

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About the Author

H. P. Mallory is the author of the Jolie Wilkins series as well as the Dulcie O’Neil series. She began her writing career as a self-published author and after reaching a tremendous amount of success, decided to become a traditionally published author and hasn’t looked back since. H. P. Mallory lives in Southern California with her husband and son, where she is at work on her next book.

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PRESENT DAY
FAE VILLAGE, CAIRNGORMS FOREST, SCOTLAND

At the sound of a knock  on the wooden door, I lifted my gaze from the parchment in front of me where I’d scribbled my journal entry. I laid my pen  on the  oak desktop  and stood  up,  catching a glance at my outfit as I did so, and I had to laugh.

One fact about the fae and fae communities in general was that magic ruled.  When  you were in a fae  village, and  if  you happened  to be female,  fae magic  dictated you be dressed   in what looked  like Renaissance  garb. My dress  had an empire  waist and was  so long that it skimmed the ground. The material was light and gauzy, off-white, and bedecked with pink ribbon piping around the waist,  the bust, and the wrist-length sleeves. I didn’t even have to look at my hair to know it was three times its usual length, now grazing my butt in a mass of golden sausage curls, kissed by pink cherry blossoms.

I’d gone   into battle dressed in stretch  pants and come out of it looking like Rapunzel.

I pulled  open the door  and found  Rand  standing  be- fore me. His chest was bare, revealing ripples  of sinuous muscle. Rand’s physique is nothing short of awe inspir- ing, but his muscles  aren’t  the  type  you’d find in the gym. He’s  not into lifting  five  hundred  pounds  and grunting as loud  as he can to make sure  everyone knows he’s lifting five hundred pounds. No, Rand’s physique was sculpted from hard work and training  with were- wolves,  master vampires,  and fae kings.

I couldn’t help but stare as my eyes trailed  his beautiful upper body and rested on his blue-and-green-tartan kilt.  While fae magic  bedecked women   in gowns,  the same magic endowed men with kilts. It was like living in the book  covers of every Highlander   romance in existence.

Rand still wore the filth and misery  of the war—blood and dirt staining   a face that  surpassed  all others in its beauty. Well, maybe the master  vampire  Sinjin Sinclair (who just happened  to be  Rand’s  detested ally—long story) could compete with Rand’s good looks, but at the moment I wasn’t thinking  about vampires. No, instead, I was getting drunk on the beauty of a warlock.

Rand is tall enough,  maybe six-two or six-three, but he appears  even taller by the proud way that he carries himself. He has chocolate-brown hair, cropped short. If you took  that same chocolate, melted it, and added just a touch  of cream,   you’d have the color  of his eyes. His complexion  is  what could  only be  called   sun-kissed, without interruption  by freckle or mole. And his face is pretty angular—a strong jaw, cleft chin, and high, sharp cheekbones. The beauty of his lips—full  and plump under his strong nose—is on par with his gorgeous eyes. When he smiles,  his dimples light up his entire  face until you would  swear you were beholding someone heaven-sent.

Neither of us said anything for a second  or two. We just stood there, staring at each other  as if we were from different  planets and unable to communicate. And it made sense  because, although  we definitely  loved each other, the best way to describe our relationship  was as an emo- tional roller coaster. As such, I still  didn’t know where we stood—whether  we were together as in boyfriend– girlfriend or . . . not.

Jolie.

It  was Rand’s  voice  in my head—complete  with his thick English accent—a form of communication  he and I have shared  ever since we first met at my shop in Los Angeles two years ago.

“Rand.”  I said his name  out loud and suddenly  his arms were around me, holding me tightly.  I felt the heat of his skin against my cheek as he pulled  me close. He smelled like spice and sweat,  the  scent of masculinity, the embodiment of Rand. I closed my eyes and inhaled deeply, wanting nothing  more than to fill myself with his very essence.

“I lost you,” he whispered   with a strained   voice. He was referring to my death, when  Gwynn’s  blade  had pierced my stomach. He pulled away from me, and his eyes were glassy.  “I will never forget the pain of watch- ing you die. It will stay with me forever.”

I didn’t want to think about pain. I’d  known my fair share but I also couldn’t deny him the ache in his eyes. I wanted nothing more than to soothe him, to promise we would never  be  apart  again.  “Mercedes brought   me back,” I began. I’d only really been dead for a second  or two, so did it really  even count?

He crushed me against him, almost as if he was trying to remind himself I was truly flesh and blood, and not some figment of his imagination. He held me incredibly tightly, as if he could erase the past twenty-four hours by smothering  me.

“I don’t know whether to be indebted  to Mercedes or furious with her,” he said.  I wasn’t sure where my feel- ings leaned  on the  subject  either.  I had  a damn  good hunch that Mercedes knew beforehand that I was going to die—there  didn’t  seem  to be much  of anything she didn’t know. But at the same time,  she was the one who brought  me back to life, so how mad could I be?

“Let’s put it behind us now,” I whispered.

“You said Mercedes was the prophetess,” Rand  continued.  “Are you sure?”

I nodded. If I was sure of anything, it was that Mer- cedes  was the  prophetess—the   fabled  and  legendary witch to end all witches. The prophetess was rumored to be able to change history, something  Mercedes had art- fully  demonstrated  by pulling me  back  to 1878. Her magic was so potent, it was scary.

“Yes,  I’m positive.”   The image  of her manipulating the sky came to mind. “Didn’t you see how she  ended the battle?” I mean, hello,  if that wasn’t proof I didn’t know what was.

He nodded but didn’t say anything else, just continued to hold me, stroking my head like I was a child.  Finally he spoke,  and his voice was soft.

“And what is this about you being Queen?”

That was a tough  subject,  and I could read lots more into Rand’s question  than the mere fact that he asked it. Rand wasn’t crazy about any form of monarchy, no offense to the Queen Mum. He’d  rebelled against Bella’s plans to become Queen  of the Underworld,   and  even though  he and I were allies and I was as different  from Bella as day is from night, I couldn’t imagine he’d be  any more  eager to see me  ascend  to the throne.  No, Rand believed  in the ideals  of democracy  and  justice.  Even though he was as English as tea and crumpets,  he could easily have been an American revolutionary   from the eighteenth century  based on his feelings about equality, liberty, and freedom. And he did make a mean apple pie. “I  don’t  know,”  I answered,  which was sort of the truth. I mean, I didn’t know  what Mercedes had in mind for me, and although  Rand  had been there  to witness everything  she had to say about me becoming Queen, there hadn’t been much.  In fact, as I recall, she said I’d become Queen  and it was my destiny to unite  the creatures of the Underworld,  and that had been that. “Mercedes  made it sound like prophecy,” Rand continued,  eyeing me as if he thought  I knew  more than I was letting on.

“You heard everything  I did,” I answered simply. “I don’t  know what to make of it or what it means, but I imagine Mercedes will fill me in at some point.”

“You have freedom of choice, Jolie. If you don’t want to be Queen, you don’t have to.”

How  ironic—this was the  first  time “freedom   of choice” had ever been mentioned with regard to the Underworld.  Freedom really wasn’t  something that came easily to Underworld creatures.  Their  society  wasn’t structured like ours—a lesson I’d learned the hard way. “Mercedes assumes  I have no choice in the matter.” I sighed, not really wanting to shatter  the beauty of the moment with thoughts  of my new career path.

“She said it was my destiny to unite the creatures. And if it is my true destiny,  how  can I avoid it?”

Rand was quiet for a second  or two before he shook his head. “Let’s not think about it right now,” he said, pulling me closer. “We can  figure out all of the details later.” He kissed the top of my head. I closed my eyes as I held him, but it was a false sense of security. As if foreseeing my own future,  I realized Rand would most likely oppose  me if  I chose  to follow my destiny to become Queen. It wasn’t a reality  I wanted to face.
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Product Details

  • Mass Market Paperback: 336 pages
  • Publisher: Bantam; Original edition (February 28, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0345531450
  • ISBN-13: 978-0345531452
  • Product Dimensions: 4.2 x 0.9 x 6.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (388 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #586,331 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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H. P. Mallory is a New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of the Jolie Wilkins series as well as the Dulcie O'Neil series. She began her writing career as a self-published author and after reaching a tremendous amount of success, decided to become a traditionally published author and hasn't looked back since. H. P. Mallory lives in Southern California with her husband and son, where she is at work on her next book.

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Website: www.hpmallory.com

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22 of 23 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars The next book can't get here soon enough June 11, 2012
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I have flown through the Jolie Wilkins series within the past month, and now that I know I have to wait nearly two months for the next installment...how frustrating! I actually thought more books were published already when I started reading the series, so the anticipation is killing me! I was originally drawn to the books by the quirky covers and when I wanted something to take the place of the Southern Vampire series by Charlaine Harris. I definitely was not disappointed, especially with the ending to this book having the twist that it did! I have officially joined Team Rand (I think)... If you're looking for a great summer read, the Jolie Wilkins books are it!
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20 of 21 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Queen of the Underworld July 5, 2012
By Anita
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Witchful Thinking is the third book in the Jolie Wilkins series. Jolie is now the Queen of the Underworld and has no idea what she should do about it. Her warlock, Rand Balfour, wants nothing to do with royalty. Sinjin Sinclair, the vampire who continues to chase after her, wants to protect and serve her. There is a lot of tension in this book. Jolie is so torn about what to do. Jolie had traveled back in time in the book Toil and Trouble and had finally made Rand her own. But he doesn't remember any of it. This is a great addition to the series and I enjoyed every minute of it.
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81 of 98 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Poor to average read January 19, 2012
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I really, really dread writing negative reviews and I feel horrible when I have to do it. I respect authors and admire and appreciate the difficult work they do no matter what I think of the book. And I'm very careful to weigh any criticisms against positive elements I can find. But I have to be completely honest and I just couldn't find any positives in this case. It is solid 2-star fare that took me a month to get through.

My biggest problem with Witchful Thinking is that the actual first two-thirds is nearly all a re-hashing, more re-hashing, then more re-hashing of the previous books in the series. I suppose that's why the letter from the editor suggests this is a great place to jump in even if a reader hasn't read the first few books. But it just proves very rote and boring to get through and still doesn't manage to put across any deep or meaningful relationships or intensity of events. I've read countless books, picking up in the middle of a series, where the author manages to quickly give a rundown of past events and deftly pick up with an exciting and meaningful new plot that I can become immersed in.

Not to mention that this means the plot of this book, which is almost nonexistent, doesn't really get going until the last third. And here is the complete synopsis of this book: Jolie is just named Queen of the Underworld for no apparent reason. The author is careful to tell us on several occasions that she is very average looking, usually about ten pounds overweight and she most often can be found wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt. However, two of the hottest men we've ever imagined are in rabid lust with her and are in fierce competition for her affections. Her dilemma: She doesn't know if she wants to be queen or not and she doesn't know which hot guy to pick which ensues in constant gnashing, whining and rending...over and over and over. We read it in the first person several times and then we have to read it again in the insipid `Dear Diary, you just won't believe what happened today' entries that are throughout the book. And she's not very bright. It's instantly obvious who the bad guys are and that people are hiding things from her but Jolie blindly trusts everyone. I couldn't stand her, she had no backbone, was completely uninteresting and her relationships completely unbelievable. I don't know if this was the author's attempt at having her readership relate to the character or what. But I don't want to read a fantasy/paranormal romance with a boring, weak and average main character that does nothing but complain. When I read fantasy I want to root for and wish I was the heroine, not wish she would fall down a flight of stairs. I would be more forgiving of the lackluster plot and lame characters if this was intended as a cheap bodice ripper, but there is only one sex scene near the very end.

Lastly, there is a huge game-changer of a cliffhanger which if had been paced as a climax within this book and then resolved could have saved this completely pointless read. The first books in the series were self published by the author I believe. And the only thing I can think is that the author has made a mistake in writing a catch-up book for readers after receiving a book deal for future books.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome
I didn't leave a review for the first two only because I couldn't wait to read the next. I highly recommend this series as it keeps you enthralled. Five stars easy
Published 2 days ago by Christine Navin
5.0 out of 5 stars Mallory is just a blast!
This is just fun. There are laughs and twists and turns at every corner. It is not deep reading but the characters are well worth the read.
Published 6 days ago by Sheri Lorenz
1.0 out of 5 stars Copypasta
Nothing new is really introduced, it's just a summary of the last two books. Most of it is just copy pasted too, it wasn't even rephrased. Read more
Published 7 days ago by Sam
3.0 out of 5 stars Cut and pasted!?!?!?
Cut and pasted from the first two books. I was disappointed that this book lacked originality. Sad I spent money on this book.
Published 7 days ago by Ahmazing
4.0 out of 5 stars Liked
HP Mallory keeps the books easy to read with her writing style and I can't I like all the characters in her books.
Published 8 days ago by cbusgramma
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome read!
I've read all the Jolie Wilkins books and they were all fantastically written. Thus book is no exception. I would recommend this series to everyone!!
Published 10 days ago by Jessica Bambury
4.0 out of 5 stars Could have been better
After engulfing in the first two books of this series, I was put off my how this book kept flashing back to previous events that occurred like I was unaware. Read more
Published 20 days ago by Erika J Almy
5.0 out of 5 stars My new favorite series!!
I was instantly drawn into this series. I read the entire series in less than a week. They are so easy to dive into & I absolutely can't wait to drown myself in more of H.P. Read more
Published 23 days ago by A Lil Vampy
2.0 out of 5 stars Too much review of first books in this
When I first started to read this series I was pleased that I had found a new fun series to read. This is the third book and I found it really disappointing. Read more
Published 26 days ago by organic gal
4.0 out of 5 stars Repetitive
Great continuing storyline, but is it really necessary to have all the flashbacks? It took away from the story for me. However, can't wait to see where the next book takes me!
Published 29 days ago by Betty A. Evans
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I have just finished reading books one and two and I am now devastated that I cant get anymore. Wish they would advise us when purchasing the first book that we cant get the whole series. It happens quite often and I have to track down the paperbacks to finish the series.
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