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Witless Protection (Widescreen Edition) (2008)

Larry the Cable Guy  |  PG-13 |  DVD
3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (51 customer reviews)

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  • Actors: Larry the Cable Guy
  • Format: Multiple Formats, AC-3, Closed-captioned, Color, Dolby, NTSC, Subtitled, Widescreen
  • Language: English
  • Subtitles: English, Spanish
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.78:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
  • Studio: Lions Gate
  • DVD Release Date: June 10, 2008
  • Run Time: 97 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (51 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B0013J9KIU
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #32,771 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
  • Learn more about "Witless Protection (Widescreen Edition)" on IMDb

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Editorial Reviews

Larry the Cable Guy returns for another comic misadventure as a small town sheriff who unwittingly gets involved in a high profile FBI case. Larry single-handedly "rescues" a sophisticated woman from the men who are actually protecting her. The hilariously mismatched duo must grapple with angry FBI agents, quack doctors and Chicago high society in his funniest, most unpredictable adventure yet.

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8 of 10 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Lighted Up Folks! June 19, 2008
Format:DVD
After reading the other 4 reviews here, I probably wouldn't have rented this movie. However, I really liked Larry's two previous movies, especially Delta Farce, so I gave this one a quick spin around the block. Besides, any movie that the critics hate, I usually like anyway. I must say that this movie is a little more funny that Delta Farce. It is well-casted and had some great, funny moments. The humor surrounding the FBI agents was pretty good (i.e., an agents whose last name is Orange, so "Agent Orange") and it was great to see Yaphett Kotto after not seeing him in a movie for more than 5 years. Also, seeing Eric Roberts roam around in a jacket with the large letters "PMS" was pretty fair, too. I think you really need to be in a certain mood when taking in a new movie. I started watching this movie thinking it would be terrible, yet came out laughing and wanting to go immediately to the nearest video store to buy it. You just gotta have fun with this one!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Rent, do not buy June 23, 2009
Format:DVD
My husband and I have seen several of Larry the Cable Guy's comedy routines and find him funny so when we saw this for sale for $4 (yes, brand new!) at the store we thought we should give it a try. It was a shocker to see Jenny McCarthey with a very small roll but kind of glad since she did a really bad job with her hick accent and all she did was walk around in a mini skirt and cut off shirts. Anyway, the script was really bad. There were some funny moments, but for the most part there were just corny jokes constantly that didn't get a laugh out of my husband or I. Surely this movie will be left in our album to collect dust and never see the light of day again. If you are a huge fan or Larry, you may enjoy it but it has total B movie (and maybe even C) written all over it.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
Format:Blu-ray|Verified Purchase
Now I love a lot of his standup comedy jokes, but this guy is just an awful actor. I could not even manage a smile throughout this entire movie, much less a laugh. Worse yet, nobody in the entire movie was any good. Rent, don't buy -- it is just not worth it. I'm not even sure about a rental either. The writers should be shot. The story line is nothing short of amateurish. High school kids could have done better -- a lot better. I should have paid more attention to the other bad reviews -- my mistake.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Witless is right September 29, 2012
Format:DVD
I gave this movie the beneifit of the doubt because I love slapstick and Larry is very amusing on the "Blue Collar Comedy Tour". Larry did not transition well onto the big screen. When I think of redneck, slapstick, sweet and funny with the underdog as the hero, my mind immediately goes to Jim Varney's 'Ernest P. Worrell', whose shoes Larry or other rednecks or redneck wannabes, will never be able to fill. I can't be the only one who sees Larry's attempts to mirror the lovable hayseed, Ernest. There is the hat, the accent, the clothes, the stand-up comedy then moving over into movies. This movie has too much crude humor and disgusting bathroom jokes and there is no excuse for the racist comments, especially in a movie such as this. The(dare I say it?) plot was weaker than the pulse of a comatose patient.*(And I am not making light of people who have suffered or are suffering through this.) "Witless Protection" has deterred me from watching any of the other Larry movies. I think it's best for him to stick to stand-up comedy, which does work better for him. I'm from the South and I think that Larry does give us a bad name. You can do comedy without making fun of other races, sexual orientation or using over the top sexual comments and bathroom humor(One fart joke will do, sometimes). Is this what has become of America? Have we really sunk so low that every ridiculous script/movie is greelighted just because of a t.v. personalities' previous work? A good stand-up comedian doesn't necessarily translate to a good movie actor. Some people have it. Some don't. Larry doesn't.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Awful May 10, 2013
Format:DVD
As a fan of Larry The Cable Guy,I am sorry to say,but this movie really sucks. It's full of un-funny dialouge,a lame annoying plot that doesn't make any sense,terrible acting...it is a complete bomb. Overall,if you want a good funny movie with Larry The Cable Guy,then get "Health Inspector" instead,and don't waste your time and money with this one.
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Where's Ivana Milicevic? June 14, 2008
Format:DVD
First off, let me say, this movie was not exactly good. All the performers did what they could, but they couldn't make up for the rotten script. It had it's funny moments, but they couldn't make up for the poorly written script. The only reason I bought this movie was because Ivana Milicevic was in it, and she's my favorite actress, so basically I watch anything that she's in. You can imagine my dissapointment when I noticed that she was left off the DVD cover and replaced by Jenny McCarthy, just because she is a bigger name, and the studio felt that her image would sell more copies of this lackluster movie. I thought that this was incredibly unfair to Ivana Milicevic, who in all reality is the female lead in this movie, not to mention also a better actress, and a Hell of a lot classier and prettier than Jenny McCarthy, (which says a lot because Jenny's a ten in the looks department.) Well that's Coporprate America for you, compromise integrity and decency to make a buck. All in all, Parallel Entertainment Pictures really screwed its star here and they owe her a huge apology. Although this movie is not very good, true (male) fans of Ms. Milicevic's will still enjoy this movie, especially Chapter 14 from 1:14:41 to 1:14:55 (you'll see what I mean), because as in all her movies, she's FRIGGING HOT!!!! (SAMA LIJEPA ZENA!!!).
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5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
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Published 3 days ago by Randy White
1.0 out of 5 stars Witless Protection is a fitting Name for this one star Movie
First of all I do not care for "Larry the Cable Guy" who back President Bush and made an A$$ out of himself
This movie was really disgusting, obscene, full of bad jokes and... Read more
Published 10 days ago by Robert Pylant
3.0 out of 5 stars Predictable!
Predictable & silly. Classic Larry.
Published 1 month ago by Kimmy
5.0 out of 5 stars Junior High Humor
If you don't like Larry, you won't like this. An unlikely moron with hot girl friends saves the day, accidentally. Read more
Published 8 months ago by Michael Helton
4.0 out of 5 stars Awesome
Fast shipping and a good movie. Only problem i had was there was a crack in the case but no scratches on the disc.
Published 9 months ago by Todd Hull
5.0 out of 5 stars Great DVD
Enjoyed it, very funny ontime delivery I have seen this one before but I wanted to own my own. I am glad that i ordered it.
Published 11 months ago by Edward J Gregory Sr
5.0 out of 5 stars Movie
One of my favorite stupid movies. Lots of
redneck humor and play on words. Really good
movie for all ages..
Published 11 months ago by donna gavuzzi
5.0 out of 5 stars awesome
it is just a great movie, would watch again and again, a classic to be enjoyed by the entire family
Published 11 months ago by Robocop2609
4.0 out of 5 stars This was a gift
This was a gift for my father-in-law to replace a copy he wore out. He loves it and I suspect that sometime in the future, I'll have to purchase yet another copy!
Published 12 months ago by Nestor McSlack
1.0 out of 5 stars Love Larry, but found this boring
Love Larry, but found this boring. Gotta have me some plot! Only watched the beginning of this movie. Too many other options.
Published 14 months ago by Susan M Cope
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